Auto Detailing and Appearance Share tips and tricks on how to make your Third Gen shine! Get opinions on products or how something tasteful looks on your Chevrolet Camaro or Pontiac Firebird.

So, what the hell should I name the bird?

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 07-24-2015, 08:17 PM
  #1  
Member
Thread Starter
 
killer777's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Fort Wayne, Indiana
Posts: 155
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Car: 1989 Firebird Trans Am
Engine: 355
Transmission: T56
So, what the hell should I name the bird?

It's going to be a flat black drag car... So, just for fun, what should I call it? What did you guys name yours, if you did give it a calling card.

-Alex
Old 07-24-2015, 08:52 PM
  #2  
Supreme Member

iTrader: (1)
 
OrangeBird's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 3,677
Received 661 Likes on 471 Posts
Car: 1989 Firebird
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

Originally Posted by killer777
It's going to be a flat black drag car... So, just for fun, what should I call it? What did you guys name yours, if you did give it a calling card.

-Alex
" So, what in the hell should I name the bird? "

Well , I think you did just name it , , , It's , " The Bird " !

Old 07-25-2015, 12:02 AM
  #3  
Member
Thread Starter
 
killer777's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Fort Wayne, Indiana
Posts: 155
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Car: 1989 Firebird Trans Am
Engine: 355
Transmission: T56
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

Originally Posted by OrangeBird
" So, what in the hell should I name the bird? "

Well , I think you did just name it , , , It's , " The Bird " !

You serious? Gotta be something better than that man. You name yours?
Old 07-25-2015, 09:16 AM
  #4  
Supreme Member

iTrader: (1)
 
OrangeBird's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 3,677
Received 661 Likes on 471 Posts
Car: 1989 Firebird
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

Sure did , it's name is Orangebird

If your building a serious racecar , It's gotta have a seriously simple yet effective name . Something not too gaudy or goofy , "The ultimate bringer of doom" or some such just sounds WAY too "Gwar" to slap on the fender of a no nonsense mustang eater .

Now , since your going for black , "Blackbird" works without being too "Mellinum Falcon" ish .....
Old 07-25-2015, 09:41 AM
  #5  
Supreme Member

iTrader: (4)
 
TEDSgrad's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Double Bratville
Posts: 1,617
Likes: 0
Received 42 Likes on 31 Posts
Car: '89 Formula
Engine: LS2
Transmission: 4L65E
Axle/Gears: MW 3.42 12 Bolt
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

Well, if you absolutely need to name your unit, well...ahh...err....ok

Almost all words in various languages begin with verbs - nouns are derivatives. Then you come up with prefixes and suffixes - so think of a root word verb. Will this be feminine, masculine, or neuter? Big Pharma is great at this name play! Being a bird, you don't want a budgie sounding word, more like raptor or bird of prey. Find a verb fitting that, and make it into a noun with proper gender.
Old 07-25-2015, 10:03 AM
  #6  
Member
Thread Starter
 
killer777's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Fort Wayne, Indiana
Posts: 155
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Car: 1989 Firebird Trans Am
Engine: 355
Transmission: T56
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

It will be very serious when I'm done with it.

I want a wicked name. Something people are going to remember if I drag them on a track or the street.

Ahh, I guess I coulda figured that out

I like the approach. Just not sure how to run with it.
Old 07-25-2015, 10:27 AM
  #7  
Supreme Member

iTrader: (4)
 
TEDSgrad's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Double Bratville
Posts: 1,617
Likes: 0
Received 42 Likes on 31 Posts
Car: '89 Formula
Engine: LS2
Transmission: 4L65E
Axle/Gears: MW 3.42 12 Bolt
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

http://www.20000-names.com/animal_hawk_names.htm

You have to play with endings. Like #4 Falk could be Falkor. That would be unique and combines a raptor and falcon
Hor or Horos is the well known Egyption god that has a man's muscular body with a Falcon head.
Many ways. Go forth grasshopper...
Old 07-25-2015, 03:19 PM
  #8  
Member
Thread Starter
 
killer777's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Fort Wayne, Indiana
Posts: 155
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Car: 1989 Firebird Trans Am
Engine: 355
Transmission: T56
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

But I want stupid people to be able to understand it too How about suicide bird?
Old 07-25-2015, 04:54 PM
  #9  
Supreme Member

 
Ron U.S.M.C.'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Northern, CA
Posts: 4,482
Likes: 0
Received 8 Likes on 8 Posts
Car: 1989 Iroc-Z Camaro
Engine: TBI,5.0
Transmission: Automatic 700R4
Axle/Gears: Eaton Posi,3.42,LPW Ultimate Cover
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

How about "THUNDER" .Its simple and people know what it means. But you need to have a KILLER sounding exhaust.
Silver or even red letters would stand out nice on flat black and would look good. IMO.
I like "The Bird" also as mentioned.
"Suicide Bird" even has a decent ring to it, and I've never heard it before......
How about "Mongoose" or just "Cobra Killer".

Last edited by Ron U.S.M.C.; 07-25-2015 at 05:08 PM.
Old 07-25-2015, 05:07 PM
  #10  
Senior Member

 
tealman92's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Ontario, California
Posts: 998
Received 19 Likes on 16 Posts
Car: 1992 Z28
Engine: 383
Transmission: 700R4
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

Reaper
Old 07-25-2015, 05:10 PM
  #11  
Senior Member

 
tealman92's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Ontario, California
Posts: 998
Received 19 Likes on 16 Posts
Car: 1992 Z28
Engine: 383
Transmission: 700R4
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

Night stalker
Wraith
Vector
Charlie
Peacock
Dark-wing
Night fury
Old 07-25-2015, 05:56 PM
  #12  
Member
iTrader: (3)
 
dbrochard's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2014
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 227
Likes: 0
Received 5 Likes on 5 Posts
Car: 1991 Camaro RS
Engine: 305 TBI
Transmission: WC T5
Axle/Gears: Torsen 3.73
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

I named mine Cheryl...
Old 07-25-2015, 06:49 PM
  #13  
Senior Member
iTrader: (7)
 
Restrorob's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: On TGO
Posts: 531
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
Car: 88 GTA
Engine: Built 355 to install
Transmission: Built turbo 350
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

Who could forget being beat by "Koo Koo Bird" ?


My show truck is.....


Name:  100_6828-1.jpg
Views: 114
Size:  9.2 KB

Last edited by Restrorob; 07-25-2015 at 06:57 PM.
Old 07-25-2015, 07:54 PM
  #14  
Member
Thread Starter
 
killer777's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Fort Wayne, Indiana
Posts: 155
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Car: 1989 Firebird Trans Am
Engine: 355
Transmission: T56
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

I really like reaper. I want unique. Haha! Love cobra killer! Lol You know the thing I always loved about this site? You guys are hilarious!

And it's got killer exhaust lol
Old 07-25-2015, 08:20 PM
  #15  
Senior Member

 
tealman92's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Ontario, California
Posts: 998
Received 19 Likes on 16 Posts
Car: 1992 Z28
Engine: 383
Transmission: 700R4
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

Night hawk
Black hawk
Night terror
Betty
Old 07-25-2015, 11:24 PM
  #16  
Member
Thread Starter
 
killer777's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Fort Wayne, Indiana
Posts: 155
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Car: 1989 Firebird Trans Am
Engine: 355
Transmission: T56
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

Betty! I'm ROLLING
Old 07-25-2015, 11:29 PM
  #17  
Supreme Member

iTrader: (4)
 
chazman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Chicagoland
Posts: 9,666
Received 546 Likes on 376 Posts
Car: 1989 IROC-Z. Original owner
Engine: LB9. Dual Cats. Big Cam
Transmission: World Class T-5
Axle/Gears: BW 3.45
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

Pinto.
Old 07-26-2015, 12:08 AM
  #18  
Senior Member

 
tealman92's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Ontario, California
Posts: 998
Received 19 Likes on 16 Posts
Car: 1992 Z28
Engine: 383
Transmission: 700R4
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

Even the not so bright people on the street or track will remember betty the bird kicked their *** 👍
Old 07-26-2015, 08:46 AM
  #19  
Member

 
J-money's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: North Carolina
Posts: 248
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Car: 92 RS camaro, 99 Z-24 cavalier
Engine: 5.0L TBI, 2.4L
Transmission: 700r4
Axle/Gears: 2.73
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

Originally Posted by tealman92
Night stalker
Wraith
Vector
Charlie
Peacock
Dark-wing
Night fury

Dark-wing sounds pretty good. I'd call mine that if it werent bright red.
Old 07-26-2015, 10:37 PM
  #20  
Member

 
mk1431's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Las Vegas,NV
Posts: 176
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Car: 89GTA Black, Black cloth
Engine: LB9 26,000 miles
Transmission: T5
Axle/Gears: 3.45 Australian 9 bolt
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

mine is Burt after smokey and bandit see how it was moms car she named it I dont mind
Old 07-28-2015, 10:27 AM
  #21  
Member
iTrader: (2)
 
Stauf's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 397
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Car: 91 Z28 Coupe
Engine: 305 TPI
Transmission: 700R4
Axle/Gears: 2.73
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

You could go with "Black Betty". And have you own theme song.

Edit: For the theme song, make sure you go with the "Spiderbait" version

Last edited by Stauf; 07-28-2015 at 10:51 AM.
Old 07-28-2015, 02:21 PM
  #22  
Supreme Member
iTrader: (3)
 
-=Z28=-'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Minnesota
Posts: 1,072
Received 46 Likes on 39 Posts
Car: 84 Z28
Engine: 383 Stroker
Transmission: 700R4
Axle/Gears: 3.73
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

BirdFlu!!!!!!!

Snots!!!!

BirdSnots!!!

I can go all day ppl!! lol
Old 07-28-2015, 07:48 PM
  #23  
Supreme Member

iTrader: (4)
 
CharcoalBird's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Plant City, FL
Posts: 2,439
Received 70 Likes on 46 Posts
Car: 1991 Firebird
Engine: 3.1L V6
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

Suicide Bird? Really? That doesn't sound mean. Sounds like you've blown it's drivetrain several times. Don't go with that.

"Bird is so slow, the only cars on its kill list is itself."
Old 07-29-2015, 09:54 AM
  #24  
Member
Thread Starter
 
killer777's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Fort Wayne, Indiana
Posts: 155
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Car: 1989 Firebird Trans Am
Engine: 355
Transmission: T56
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

I want something mean. Gimmicky is fun, but just doesn't do it for me. My grandmas name is betty Yeah, maybe suicide isn't the best. But how do I fit murder/homicide into the mix?
Old 07-29-2015, 10:03 AM
  #25  
Supreme Member

iTrader: (4)
 
chazman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Chicagoland
Posts: 9,666
Received 546 Likes on 376 Posts
Car: 1989 IROC-Z. Original owner
Engine: LB9. Dual Cats. Big Cam
Transmission: World Class T-5
Axle/Gears: BW 3.45
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

Originally Posted by killer777
I want something mean. Gimmicky is fun, but just doesn't do it for me. My grandmas name is betty Yeah, maybe suicide isn't the best. But how do I fit murder/homicide into the mix?
Death Dealer is pretty mean.....
Old 07-29-2015, 12:27 PM
  #26  
Member
Thread Starter
 
killer777's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Fort Wayne, Indiana
Posts: 155
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Car: 1989 Firebird Trans Am
Engine: 355
Transmission: T56
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

Actually Chazman, I REALLY like that.
Old 07-29-2015, 12:29 PM
  #27  
Supreme Member

iTrader: (4)
 
chazman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Chicagoland
Posts: 9,666
Received 546 Likes on 376 Posts
Car: 1989 IROC-Z. Original owner
Engine: LB9. Dual Cats. Big Cam
Transmission: World Class T-5
Axle/Gears: BW 3.45
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

Originally Posted by killer777
Actually Chazman, I REALLY like that.
Well, then you can have it, my man!
Old 07-29-2015, 12:32 PM
  #28  
Supreme Member

iTrader: (2)
 
Bob88GTA's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Huntsville AL
Posts: 3,938
Received 97 Likes on 62 Posts
Car: 88GTA
Engine: 5.7TPI
Transmission: Auto
Axle/Gears: 3.27
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

Etheleen
Old 07-29-2015, 04:12 PM
  #29  
Member
Thread Starter
 
killer777's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Fort Wayne, Indiana
Posts: 155
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Car: 1989 Firebird Trans Am
Engine: 355
Transmission: T56
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

What did you guys name yours?
Old 07-29-2015, 05:18 PM
  #30  
Supreme Member

iTrader: (2)
 
Bob88GTA's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Huntsville AL
Posts: 3,938
Received 97 Likes on 62 Posts
Car: 88GTA
Engine: 5.7TPI
Transmission: Auto
Axle/Gears: 3.27
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

Grey Ghost, RamAir, White Lightning, Blue Pearl, and The Hawk
Old 07-29-2015, 05:54 PM
  #31  
Senior Member

 
tealman92's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Ontario, California
Posts: 998
Received 19 Likes on 16 Posts
Car: 1992 Z28
Engine: 383
Transmission: 700R4
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

Black pecker
Old 07-29-2015, 07:18 PM
  #32  
Member
iTrader: (2)
 
Stauf's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 397
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Car: 91 Z28 Coupe
Engine: 305 TPI
Transmission: 700R4
Axle/Gears: 2.73
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

I still say "Black Betty". But.. then again I like the song. Plus your Grandma will think it is a tribute to her.
Old 07-29-2015, 07:21 PM
  #33  
Member
iTrader: (2)
 
Stauf's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 397
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Car: 91 Z28 Coupe
Engine: 305 TPI
Transmission: 700R4
Axle/Gears: 2.73
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

Originally Posted by killer777
What did you guys name yours?
"Ex-Wife"....

Costs just as much.
Old 07-29-2015, 07:43 PM
  #34  
Supreme Member

 
DJP87Z28's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Florida
Posts: 4,771
Likes: 0
Received 14 Likes on 10 Posts
Car: 1987 Black IROC-Z (SOLD)
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

Bird-****.....
Old 07-30-2015, 01:46 PM
  #35  
Member
Thread Starter
 
killer777's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Fort Wayne, Indiana
Posts: 155
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Car: 1989 Firebird Trans Am
Engine: 355
Transmission: T56
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

Lol ex-wife. Dying
Old 07-30-2015, 07:05 PM
  #36  
Supreme Member

iTrader: (3)
 
LAFireboyd's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Las Vegas
Posts: 2,663
Likes: 0
Received 239 Likes on 179 Posts
Car: 1987 Formula (original owner)
Engine: 305 TPI
Transmission: T5
Axle/Gears: 9-bolt/3.45
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

Well, it's a drag car, and most names for cars are usually based on female references, so how about Drag Queen, or DQ for short? And doesn't the real DQ have a logo that features big red lips?

Or if you like the idea of having a theme song, then with your own username being killer, there's Killer Queen, and you can rock the Queen classic as you approaching the line.
Old 07-31-2015, 03:09 AM
  #37  
Member

 
FirebirdUSX's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Germany / Romania
Posts: 321
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Car: Firebird
Engine: 5737cc
Transmission: 700R4
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

I'm not a expert in names but I think Pontiac named it Firebird
Old 08-09-2015, 10:57 PM
  #38  
Member

 
MintWS6FORMULA's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Michigan [Bodacious Member with the Bodacious TA'TAs (Trans Ams)]
Posts: 415
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
Car: 91 Formula - Authentic and REAL
Engine: 5.0 Liter
Transmission: 700R4
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

Originally Posted by killer777
What did you guys name yours?
You could pick an old, outdated name. Everyone will remember that.

Like Agnes, Bertha, Beatrice, Ida, Maude, Ursula, Winifred


Or you could go the humor route and name it Dillweed. (Cmon, tell you you didn't just chuckle.)
Old 06-13-2023, 10:17 AM
  #39  
Junior Member

 
Tex WS6's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 32
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

Name it "WAR BIRD".
NS
Old 06-13-2023, 03:18 PM
  #40  
Supreme Member

 
ironwill's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 1,010
Received 408 Likes on 295 Posts
Car: 1986 IROC Z
Engine: 5.0 TPI
Transmission: 700R4
Axle/Gears: 3.23 Posi
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

About 10 posts into this ancient thread I started to feel like I was back in the 6th grade.


Old 09-19-2023, 12:49 PM
  #41  
Member

 
roadthrills's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Northern Arkansas
Posts: 395
Received 64 Likes on 44 Posts
Car: 1982 MSE, 1988 S10 Blazer
Engine: 305 in both!
Transmission: 200c / Th700r4
Axle/Gears: 3:73 / 3.42
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

It's an "F" body...............

'F'n Around
'F'n Bird
'F'n Drag Car
Old 09-19-2023, 01:13 PM
  #42  
Supreme Member

iTrader: (1)
 
OrangeBird's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 3,677
Received 661 Likes on 471 Posts
Car: 1989 Firebird
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

Originally Posted by ironwill
About 10 posts into this ancient thread I started to feel like I was back in the 6th grade.
Way back in 2015, in post #4, I tried to set the OP straight....... Didn't work.....

Originally Posted by OrangeBird
Sure did , it's name is Orangebird

If your building a serious racecar , It's gotta have a seriously simple yet effective name . Something not too gaudy or goofy , "The ultimate bringer of doom" or some such just sounds WAY too "Gwar" to slap on the fender of a no nonsense mustang eater .

Now , since your going for black , "Blackbird" works without being too "Mellinum Falcon" ish .....
PS, OP ain't been seen since 2016...
The following users liked this post:
ironwill (09-20-2023)
Old 09-19-2023, 01:54 PM
  #43  
COTM Editor

iTrader: (22)
 
QwkTrip's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 9,902
Likes: 0
Received 1,855 Likes on 1,270 Posts
Car: '89 Firebird
Engine: 7.0L
Transmission: T56
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

Originally Posted by OrangeBird
"The ultimate bringer of doom"
Send it.
Old 09-19-2023, 02:50 PM
  #44  
COTM Editor

iTrader: (22)
 
QwkTrip's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 9,902
Likes: 0
Received 1,855 Likes on 1,270 Posts
Car: '89 Firebird
Engine: 7.0L
Transmission: T56
Re: So, what the hell should I name the bird?

I once saw a IROC or something like that at a drag strip with drag radials and big letters across the rear window,

YEAH IT'S FAST
NO YOU CAN'T DRIVE IT

We ended up running at one point. I was expecting more from such a grandiose words.....
Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
Code
Northern California
13
04-29-2006 10:23 AM
pandctransam
History / Originality
3
04-16-2005 05:25 AM
1986CamaroSC
Auto Detailing and Appearance
1
08-11-2002 08:21 PM



Quick Reply: So, what the hell should I name the bird?



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:56 AM.