angelfire has the gayest things when they can't find a page....
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This page is only viewable by Jimmy Hoffa, Amelia Earhart, Jim Morrison, Elvis and Howard Hughes.
The page you requested is taking a coffee break.
If true happiness can only be achieved through a state of nothingness, you're going down the right path.
This page has been voted off the Internet.
Apparently, this page is not compatible with any browsers.
Your lucky numbers for today: 4, 0, 4.
Some folks can see dead people
- can you see dead pages?
On the internet, no one can hear you scream.
Sometimes we like to get a little crazy and
type in totally random URLs to see what happens.
This is what happens.
We didn't do it.
It only takes one wrong letter to hold
back this page, not a nation of millions.
If someone makes a webpage and gives the wrong URL, does it really exist?
Nothing to see here. Move along, buddy.
If you're reading this, it means this page is no more. It's probably not your fault.
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and they all end with:
Actually, we couldn't find the page you requested. Please check the URL.

some of em are kinda funny, like the compatible one...
other than that, BAH hehehe