stupidest thing ever! - Third Generation F-Body Message Boards

lankchevy_350 · 05-06-2002, 11:37 PM

i was walking down the main street in my town(extremly small, like 2000 people small) and i hear what sounds liek a beefed up weedeater or a bumble beeon steriods. i figure its a little import rice thingy but look up anyway. it was a older ford taurus with a fart tip, chrome window tint, TYPE R stickers on the top of the windsheild with jap writing on each side of it. and it had another type r sticker that went across the hood and on to the fender(the way ricers put them) the realy funny part came along when my friend with a 91 z was at the stoplight and the guy reved at him:sillylol: :sillylol: :sillylol: :sillylol: so my friend just laughs reved back , did the good old

and then wasted him

ive never laughed so hard in my life!!!!!!!

kolby

Mark A Shields · 05-07-2002, 12:17 AM

Man, what the hell are people thinking these days. Do people realize how retarded they look.

sIcK pUpPy · 05-07-2002, 12:36 AM

Now Mark, we should be thankful for the mentaly challenged placed upon this earth, for they make the rest of us knuckle draggers seem like the prodigal sons of Einstein.

Lates,
JD

85_ZED28 · 05-07-2002, 09:07 AM

I saw a 5.0 mustang yester with Jap-letter racing stripes

what a loser!

Cruz'N Bruz'R · 05-07-2002, 09:37 AM

Man, my GF wanted me to put Jap letters all over my Iroc...

...slap across the back of the head fixed that really quick,

(no I didn't really slap her)

Dave

mustang1/4 · 05-07-2002, 02:09 PM

i saw a new RS at a cruise-in with like 22 inch dubs, totally gay

JR305 · 05-07-2002, 02:21 PM

You should have checked to see if that ford taurus had one of these:

ChevalierSS · 05-07-2002, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JR305
You should have checked to see if that ford taurus had one of these:

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. Decals, stickers, and fart tips are one thing for a false impression of speed, but that thing is rediculous.

zboss86 · 05-07-2002, 04:34 PM

Wouldn't a SHO taurus run with a stock 305 3rd gen..

I figure it would be close anyway.

It's done got my curiosity, what's da deal with all the stickers on ricers anyway...

TBurke · 05-07-2002, 04:54 PM

The stupidest ive ever seen was a hopped up retired mail truck. Tinted windows stickers/ chrome pipe.

5.0mustang · 05-07-2002, 05:21 PM

Hey guys, I was thinking of taking the 1987 Taurus I'm driving and putting in a supercharged Taurus SHO motor in it! It would be pushin 350 hp with other bolt ons and would be an awesome sleeper!!!

J/K but I think it would be kind of cool!

TBurke · 05-08-2002, 08:20 AM

That is totally gay a fake intercooler. They used to make a fake 671 style blower that bolted to the outside of the hood. Both deserve a slap.

Abel Kane · 05-09-2002, 11:27 AM

You were just out there and you get to see that. Cool in my book. Reminds me of the time I saw a friend of mine in his 85 dualled out Caprice racing a 5.0 hatchback. Now one would think that that would not be much of a race, but IT WAS. The Mustand was ahead, but not by much. That Caprice was ON HIS ***. That old LG4(was it?) was making all the noise too. And all of this I got to see from my workplace. That was a cool place to work.

Chronos_Titan · 05-09-2002, 07:54 PM

No matter how stupid i feel it is stuff like this that always makes me feel good about myself.

trans87 · 05-09-2002, 11:11 PM

Yea I see this guy when I go to work that has this 80s Sentra. It's silver but he put all these decals all over it that say x-treme and some other ***** stuff. The thing has a rusty glasspack as the tip hanging from coat hanger

He's got those rearview mirrors that span across the windshield and he sits so slow in that car that it looks like no ones driving it. The car is a very sad spectacle to see. I can totally relate with you on the Taurus. Some ricers are just plain bad.

Abel Kane · 05-09-2002, 11:12 PM

Stuff like what? The make believe mod or...we've been talking about alot of ridiculous things.

Bluebird · 05-10-2002, 10:03 AM

beefed up weedeater (quoted from original message)

That got me laughin

:sillylol: