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You know you drive a F-Body when.... 1) It takes you 4 hrs to change the spark plugs 2) You have to worry about breaking your rear end with even stock power 3) When you have to buy tires at least once every year 4) Driving on the on ramp to the highway means wide open throttle..fun! 5) When you go under an overpass or through a tunnel you downshift into first and got full throttle because it sounds like an indy car!! 6) When you're trying to sneak out of the house and you have to push your car about 2 1/2 blocks away just to turn your car so you're not heard at home.... 7) You find yourself listening to the exhaust instead of the tunes 8) You can spot another fbody from a half mile by the daytime lights 9) When you take more pics of your car than anything else. 10) When you see someone you know... you drop it down into 1st, slowly roll by them, and tap the accelerator while lookin at them like "yea... you know you're impressed" 11) When you cruise thru the mall parking lots just to see how many car alarms you can set off 12) When you refuse to put on a front liscense plate cuz you gotta see that front bowtie 13) When you meet total strangers with Fbodies that have the same interest and act like old friends from high school.. 14) When you are always looking for more traction 15) When old people shake their fist at you. 16) When old guys give you a thumbs up 17) When you park at an angle in a driveway or take up 2 spots in a parking lot 18) When you secretly watch people in the parking lot as you start your car up... and you get a kick out of it when they turn to see what the hell that was 19) You completely disregard fuel economy and just drive for the hell of it!! 20) When you're waiting for your check to clear just so you can add another mod 21) When you tell people not to lean on your car 22) When you dont mind people staring at your car 23) You drive pass an all glass building and just look at your cars reflection 24) When you take the long way to a store just so you can have as much driving time as possible 25) If someone says "strange", you dont think about it being wierd. you think rear ends 26. Your always trying to find out what that "tick" is 27. Instead of trying to beat the redlight, you hope it stops you so you can race from the dig 28. When a conversation starter becomes "So what have you done to her?" 29. when you are coming to a dip in the road too fast, your stomach twists, and you involuntarily pick up your feet cuz you know the exhaust is about to scrape. |
:lmao: Pretty good man. |
Originally Posted by d4nk
(Post 3206165)
1. It takes you 4 hrs to change the spark plugs 29. when you are coming to a dip in the road too fast, your stomach twists, and you involuntarily pick up your feet cuz you know the exhaust is about to scrape. :lmao: yep.. changing #7 is the worst of them all. and every speed bump the car has to come to a complete stop becausue if I don't it will scrape. |
6. When you're trying to sneak out of the house and you have to push your car about 2 1/2 blocks away just to turn your car so you're not heard at home....soooo freaken true luck im on a hill hehehe |
30. Drivers side window is down and you turn on the wipers and windshield wiper fluid.....and it drips right inside the car. 31. You can't find a cup holder to put your beer. |
lmao, these are awesome!! Josh |
What about those that run F bods AND mustangs? I know! We are a little :crazy: kyle |
Originally Posted by d4nk
(Post 3206165)
1) It takes you 4 hrs to change the spark plug 32. When you're about to start working on something on your car and you just kind of start staring at your car. Then you snap out of it and forget what you were supposed to do until you find the parts you just bought. |
What about when you invite your buddies to go for a ride and thay fall out of the car looking like pretzels because there is no room in the back seat? ---------- OHHHHHHHHH, what about if your wife or significant other is always yelling at you because she is jealous :eek: |
Most definitly #'s 4, 7, 12, 19 & 27.....this is great!! |
My List CLASSIC! |
wow i can honestly relate to eveyone of those on the list espcially #23.. thats wen i usually tell my gf to duck down so i can see my reflection lol |
The worst one yet #31 you hear sqeaking and know its not a mouse |
32 when you wash your car more than yourself cause you know everybody isn't looking at you when your driving. 33. when you know more about your car and it's performance than the engineers who designed it. all of those apply except #24 and #27 |
When you avoid the tinyiest bumps because your car might break something. You know you own a third gen if your car rattles in places that even you can't figure out. The windshield washer fulid flies over you and your passanger when you drive a convertible.! |
19) You completely disregard fuel economy and just drive for the hell of it!!---exactly me.. i have NO idea how much gas mileage i get.. i pay NO attention to the odometer.. i only pay attention to what really matters.. GAS GUAGE that seems to always be under half tank.. 7) You find yourself listening to the exhaust instead of the tunes---i have no radio.. my exhaust is too loud.. i would need at least 500watts to hear something.. my ipod blasting in my ears is barely enough.. my addition: 34) When security guards and police look at you, smile and wave, reguardless of the completely illegal exhaust.. 35) When you know alternate routes through parking lots to avoid speed bumps.. |
#26 i think is the best one cause most of the engines i here do tick lol |
priceless this is some funny stuff im every1 |
Great list........heres my addition 34. Your wife realizes that the "other woman" is the parts store. 35. You spend more time on thirdgen.org than you do with the wife. |
for the parents... when you can tell any year of f-body apart but not your kids. for the students.... when you spend more time looking at f-body parts in one day than you do doing your homework in one month. |
^^^guilty of that. more time on tgo than doing my hw, lol. most of the others are true too. specially lookin at the reflection. |
Originally Posted by d4nk
(Post 3206165)
8) You can spot another fbody from a half mile by the daytime lights |
when you go the the junkyard and cry when you see another fbody sitting there. when you know more rpo codes than you have phone numbers in your contact list. |
Re: You know you drive a F-Body when.... yep im def guilty on driving by store windows to see my reflection! 36. You always open the passenger door for your girl, not to be a gentleman but to make sure she doesnt crush the side bolster of the seat! |
Re: You know you drive a F-Body when.... good job!! these are great!! |
Re: You know you drive a F-Body when.... .....You can't drive through a carwash due to getting a shower. .....You know what house every f-body belongs to in your town. Great list! |
Re: You know you drive a F-Body when....
Originally Posted by CrazyBear
(Post 3211051)
33. when you know more about your car and it's performance than the engineers who designed it. |
Re: You know you drive a F-Body when.... All of these apply! Do other owners of other cars have this much fun? I don't think so. Except #7. 1st mod should be a louder stereo... But listening to the muffler rumble is nice too |
Re: You know you drive a F-Body when.... How's about if you have a new garage and new truck but can't get the truck in the garage due to the car and all the car parts! Dam these cars take alot of parts |
Re: You know you drive a F-Body when.... 37.) When you roll out from the light easy in first, pacing that ***** who thinks your racing, and then watching his eyes go wide as you snap the throttle wide open going into second and the rear-end steps out. |
Re: You know you drive a F-Body when....
Originally Posted by CrazyBear
(Post 3211256)
for the students.... when you spend more time looking at f-body parts in one day than you do doing your homework in one month. also heres one - you open and close the door for your girlfriend, not to be a gentlemen but because the door sags so low she can't close it! |
Re: You know you drive a F-Body when.... 38) When you plan your routes according to which ones will keep you moving, instead of the shortest route, so your car doesnt overheat. 39) When your neighbours give you the "oh no hes back" look after the winter storage unveiling.... :D |
Re: You know you drive a F-Body when....
Originally Posted by online170
(Post 3601812)
38) 39) When your neighbours give you the "oh no hes back" look after the winter storage unveiling.... :D |
Re: You know you drive a F-Body when.... -you get pulled over for doing 3 over in a 60 -the cops follow you home at least 2 times a week -you've given up on opening the doors and just leave the T-tops off and jump the doors thats just what I've got from my 3 weeks of experience with them |
Re: You know you drive a F-Body when.... #40 your local police officer pulls you over just to remind you that your registration sticker is about to expire. You know he's just jealous cause they took his away. |
Re: You know you drive a F-Body when.... #41 You make that little grunting noise every time you get in or out. |
Re: You know you drive a F-Body when.... #42 That little grunt you made when you first bought the car turns into a long low groan till your back is staight and you didn't notice it till the neighbors kids started make'n fun of it! |
Re: You know you drive a F-Body when.... I agree with all the ones about gf or wife. My whole familiy thinks I am having an affair with my cars. |
Re: You know you drive a F-Body when.... These are KOOL!!!! and soooo true... Here's another: When you park in the farthest corner of the race track pits because it takes you 20 minutes to get your car off the trailer with 6ft ramps, parked in a hole, and the tongue jacked up to keep the nose from scrapping...:gocrazy: And, when you buy a house based on whether or not you can get your car in the driveway without cremating the ground effects... GUILTY on both accounts... |
Re: You know you drive a F-Body when....
Originally Posted by dragracing_diva
(Post 3868722)
These are KOOL!!!! and soooo true... : And, when you buy a house based on whether or not you can get your car in the driveway without cremating the ground effects... GUILTY on both accounts... |
Re: You know you drive a F-Body when.... This whole list is great! I can relate to all of them. |
Re: You know you drive a F-Body when....
Originally Posted by d4nk
(Post 3206165)
7) You find yourself listening to the exhaust instead of the tunes 11) When you cruise thru the mall parking lots just to see how many car alarms you can set off 19) You completely disregard fuel economy and just drive for the hell of it!! 20) When you're waiting for your check to clear just so you can add another mod Every time I start my car I set off my girlfriends car alarm |
Re: You know you drive a F-Body when.... I once bought a shop "protech auto" new fender covers cause theirs were dirty hahahha |
Re: You know you drive a F-Body when....
Originally Posted by Railguy
(Post 3885364)
I once bought a shop "protech auto" new fender covers cause theirs were dirty hahahha What am I missing here???? You bought a shop, new fender covers, because the ones the shop had were dirty? |
Re: You know you drive a F-Body when.... I think he is trying to say he didn't want that shop's dirty fender covers on his 3rd gen... |
Re: You know you drive a F-Body when.... exactly diva thanks for clearing it up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes i didnt want some greasy contaminated fender covers on my third gen lol whats there not too get lol tff :eek: rail |
Re: You know you drive a F-Body when.... Well I really don't think that applies here in this thread. How does that driving an F body and giving fender covers to a shop have to do with it? Is giving shop new fenders covers a common thing where you live? I have never heard of someone dumb enough to buy fender covers for a shop. Why not just keep them and tell them to use yours when working on your car? |
Re: You know you drive a F-Body when.... :lmao: |
Re: You know you drive a F-Body when.... you open and close the door for your girlfriend, not to be a gentlemen but because the door sags so low she can't open it! lol soo true...she always thinks it's locked |
Re: You know you drive a F-Body when.... how about this..... Once you start your car you don't leave it, not because someone will steal it but because the parking brake doesn'e work |
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