Bill be careful if you call. He might ask you to squeal like a pig in a whispery voice. This might be his way of getting free phone sex.

 

Wow this is like a tv show!

 

 

Good point Brandon, but I could get into that if I could pretend there was a midget at the other end. Problem is, the little girl shut his phone off, so we can't "talk" anymore.

 

Makes doing the wash seem fun!!!

Kat

 

no, really, he didnt.

 

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talk? bah waste of minutes.

 

Oh he did.

Jimbo did a little snooping around:

"This number is a Greenville, SC based phone number, and the registered carrier is Cellco Partnership Dba Verizon Wireless - Sc"

 

Nope. Phone still works.

-JT

 

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why would you bother turning the phone off, if no one is calling

 

Go figure, I called and got the voice mail

Kat

 

Wow...

KIDS...STAY IN SCHOOL!!!!

 

Stupied is as stupied does!

 

what's the voice mail say

 

lol. machine now.

hi dis iz chrif.
leave uh messige.

 

This is too much!!

 

I thought I touched on that subject - like TWICE? lol

 

"This is Chris" and I cant remember the rest, the usual voice mail message.

Kat

 

Are you getting dumber? Oh yeah , what the hell is the difference between talking on the phone and typing? Are you going to yell someone to death? Or is your stupidity able to infect someone by sound?

 

 

Just restating the obvious

 

wow.

i wont comment on xcelerate. probably how he thinks its really spelled

And i would expect a bunch of calls at 5-6-7 AM

oh well, this is what happens when your mother drinks too much and your father doesnt use a condom

 

Lae, I actually think I lost a few brain cells listening to that hilljacks voicemail.

Did you guys hear the banjos in the background

 

Thanks, Sherlock. (Can I call you Sherlock, too, or will he get all confused?? lolol)

 

Who??? Didn't he marry Britney Spears or something?

 

How many what do I have? As far as I know, I've only got one. And at 4,000 pounds, it'll beat the ***** off that abortion of a Camaro you are so proud to call your own.

As far as "Sherlock", like I said - do some reading. You MAY just learn something. And none of that, "See Dick. See Jane. See Spot. See Spot run. See Spot hump Jane's leg" type crap. Capisce? Remember....you can't fit a square peg in a round hole!

Now about this job...is it working the french fry machine at Mickey D's? I'd ask your employer about some 401k enrollment forms, because it seems you're moving up the corprate ladder! Hell, maybe when you get to be my age, you too can be retired! LMAO


Damn, why do I feel like I'm 13 again and beatin' on the neighborhood retard?

 

No.

Who's on first.

 

I bet you're just glad the shoe's on the other foot now

 

Seriously. It's like dumping the disabled kids out of their wheelchair or tying their shoelaces to the wheels


Oh and by the way xceleramaro, your number is in the process of being posted all over the internet so that all the mooks out there can call you on their off time to talk about double wides and such.
You can thank me later

:lala:

 

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And I bet you're glad you live 300 miles away, because said shoe would be up your scrawny ***.

 

tell said shoe, not to break said hip

 

Oh no! He's goin' to the momma jokes! LMAO

Dude, you're in NO position to talk about family. Trust me. We'll just leave it at tell your Aunt Mom I said hi.

 

I'll beat you with my broken hip, too. Douche.

Better watch out, Mark. I MAY just pass you up in posts! lol

 

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Bro, PUT THE MOONSHINE DOWN. That was NOT directed at you.

Don't make me go get Roscoe P. Coltrane to come pay you a visit, ya hear?














I love this thread.

 

yeah, unfortunately he was talkin to me

 

Damn, I knew he liked the ladies, but having 4000 wives? Damn man, good for you

Wow, a scholar who can't even spell his own occupation. Try Technician, alright there Corky Thatcher.

 

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Hey Xcelerate, if any ladies call, make sure to be nice. Play your cards right and you just might get one of those there girly-friends that you've heard so much about.

 

i hope so, this would be interesting, then again, I'd be the one gettin in trouble probably. Hmmm, what to do what to do.

 

"Corky Thatcher"

I literally L'edOL over here. The guys at work just looked at me like "WTF??"


Bill

 

Hey, he Got Sears right... give him a break.

Sears mechanic. Jesus. I think you'd have more prosperous opportunities working the fry machine at Micky D's.

 

Me?

I'd beat you like the *******, 1st cousin son I never had.

Oh, and Moby's not going.

 

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:hail:

 

i'm sure tommy gets that a lot, being gay and all

why, the other day he referenced criscoe to something that should never come in contact with criscoe

 

You silly putz, he was talking to Mark. Get a ****ing clue. Next time, tell your moms to swallow.