TonyC

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Lets say I was going to get a blower. How exaxtly would I "Jack it (the motor) up like a mother." Are you talking all forged internals? ARP bolts all around? New High performance Gaskets? etc. I know how to make an engine strong, but I just want to know the technical definition of "Jack it up like a mother."

In simple terms
Jack it up like a mother=?

P.S. who has dibs on this wonderous term

RMK

Good call. ODB was using thew term recently. Come on then ODB, explain yourself...


Rob

Matt98SS

in my hood people have been "Jackin it up like a mother" for as long as I can remember

Biochem

I forget where that term originally came from, but it was kind of adpoted to refer to outrageous ideas for, well for lack of a better term... jacking one's car/engine/girlfriend up like a mother!

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1984 z28 w/ a 357 cu in. monster engine which is looking like the posterchild for Edelbrock with the exception of the Holley 750vac... all the suspension stuff... 9-bolt posi disk is in...

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novadude

Man, if you do not know how to jack it up like a mother, you should seriously find a new hobby!

Bill87GN

Seriously, everyone needs to know how to jack it up like a motha.
Damn youngins



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-Bill

-=1987 Buick Grand National=-

*CC 218/218, ported and polished heads (1.77, 1.50), Accufab AFPR, custom DP by Custom Tubes,
Walbro 307 hotwired, 009s, custom PROM and 20psi of fury*

Wanna try me?

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Modertor TPI board

Ed Maher

Fer real, if jackin it up like a mother doesn't come naturally, you'll never understand.
That dude with the 350 hp 305 w/ a 200 shot knew how to jack it up like a mother fer sure. I'll be he's out roasting 5.slows right now

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92 Z28 Convertible - Quasar blue / Tan top
LB9 4L60 GU2 G80 - stock, soon to be sleeper
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- Definitely prototypes, high powered mutants of some kind. Too weird to live, too cool to die

89transam350

Come guys just answer his question he didn't ask if he didn't know should he he asked what it was. I would answer him but i don't know either.

theformula

My forearms are big from jacking it up like a mother

Biochem

LOL... See, this guy understands!



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1984 z28 w/ a 357 cu in. monster engine which is looking like the posterchild for Edelbrock with the exception of the Holley 750vac... all the suspension stuff... 9-bolt posi disk is in...

-=ICON Motorsports=-

novadude

Just be sure to jack it up like a mother before you try to go out & kill Mustangs. If you go stang hunting before it is jacked up like a mother, you may be disappointed.

Matt98SS

oh yeah Novadude! ESPECIALLY deadly ones like this

Biochem

Matt... I'm thinking that mustang is definately not jacked up like a mother. It looks stock and has no stickers...

TonyC

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When I logged on today I was like, hey cool, 11 responses. When I looked at em' though my good feeling turned to crap

WHAT THE HECK, CAN'T ANYBODY GET A STRAIGHT FRICKIN' ANSWER ON THIS FORUM?

Maybe instead of:

in my hood people have been "Jackin it up like a mother" for as long as I can remember

oh thanks that helps!

or

Man, if you do not know how to jack it up like a mother, you should seriously find a new hobby!

oh now I understand thanks!

Maybe a straight answer is too much to ask for without 11 RESPONSES THAT DON'T TELL ME JACK SQUAT!

Thanks to RMK and 89transam350 for giving a useful response

theformula- I give you points for the sexual connotation (sp?)

Biochem-thank you for seconding that

Matt98SS- your post doesn't help at all

Novadude-wow thanks maybe I should look for a new hobby because I don't know what the term "jack it up like a mother" means! I hear everyone using it and I should just walk myself into oncoming traffic.

Bill87GN-Not helpin' buddy (P.S. grand nationals kick a$$)and how do you know my age?

Ed Maher- Still not helping

Anyways, instead of putting remarks on posts that don't help people, why don't we try helping people? That's what this board is for right? I'm not pissed at anyone, my caps lock key just malfunctions sometimes.

So, I'll say it again, what exactly does the term "jack it up like a mother" mean? Any responses would be appreciated, thanks. Tony

Ed Maher

Dude, you still don't get it. If you don't know how to jack it up like a mother, well you just don't know. Thats like trying to find the shaolin secret. Some people were born to jack 'em up like mothers, and others weren't. It isn't an act, or an object, so much as an attitutde, a way of being, an innate style, the french would say 'je ne suis quoie' or some dumb **** (french people suck anyway, no frenchman has ever jacked it up like a mother...oh wait, there was that guy who jato'd his 66 impala into the cliff that time, i think he was french, and i'm sure that thing was jacked up like 2 mothers. He was prolly on some american amphetamine though.)

It's like eatin ***** i guess. Either you can do it or not, nobody can tell you how to do it, and you can't even trust the woman to tell you the truth. YOU have to now when you are jacking it up like a mother. Just keep tryin'. One day, you'll wake up and realize that you've been jacking it up like a mother all along.

ede

telling someone how to "jack it up like a mother" is like telling someone how to be cool. you have it or you don't.

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1st & 3rd
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The ODB

Ed is right it cannot be explained completely in words,
but a picture is worth a thousand words in this case.

I believe these cars to be
"jacked up like a mother" (tm*)

Biochem

Hehehe, Maybe we are a bit sarcastic, but in all honesty Grasshooper Tony, it can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean! Like "kicking the crap out of it" or "slap my a$$ and call me Chet"... who is Chet and how much crap should we kick out of him?

BTW- One of those in "" is the name of a very hot pepper sauce... I'll let you figure out which one it is!

theformula

Kevin G

LMAO at this post

Matt98SS

we had this fire jacked up like a mother last night...good times....but that was after some dude in an IROC thought he was jacked up like a mother tried my sleeper

novadude

So I assume you showed the IROC dude that he had better go back to the garage & start jackin' it up like a mother if he wants to hang?

Bill87GN

I had a similar instance when some kid thought he was jacked up like a mother and tried to run my black brick. Well, he obviously wasn't jacked up like a mother. I told him he needed to come to this board and find out how to become J.U.L.M.
It's both easy and very difficult to become jacked up like a mother. Easy when you know how to do it, very difficult when you run into a bunch of folks like us and ask exactly what it takes to become JULM.

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-Bill

-=1987 Buick Grand National=-
Almost Jacked Up Like a Mother

*CC 218/218, ported and polished heads (1.77, 1.50), Accufab AFPR, custom DP by Custom Tubes,
Walbro 307 hotwired, Big Mouth cold air intake, 009s, custom PROM and 20psi of fury*

Wanna try me?

-=ICON Motorsports=-

Modertor TPI board

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Ovrclck350

Make it Jump Homes, make it jump.


Jackin it up like a mother is basically just getting everything to top of the line. Also depends on how you want to jack it up. Are you wanting to jack it up for power adders, or all natural? If you're jackin it up like a ****, then you better jack up the **** behind it. Let's put this in "Nerd Boy" terms. IE: You'd better build that engine with high performance, structurally sound, properly functioning parts.

Get it now? Jackin it up is just another way of saying build it up. High performance EVERYTHING.

jRaskell

Hey, why do some hot rodders jack up the rear of their cars?

Cause everyone knows you go faster when you're going downhill.

QwkTrip

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Did I jack it up like a mother? Can you do it without realizing it?

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'89 Firebird
B&M Blown 468
Tremec TKO 5-speed
Strange 12-bolt
Kenny Brown competition suspension

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Matt98SS

I think you qualify for jacking it up like a mother!

Ovrclck350

yep quick trip, you jacked it up like a mother

Chris 96 WS6

Just be sure when you finally do start jacking it up like a mother that you jack it up like a mother would be jacked and you don't jack like a mother would jack something up, you'll mess it all up that way. Just make sure you have the right object of the mother-likeness...

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Guest

This is how you jack it up like a mother... pay close attention:

https://www.thirdgen.org/messgboard/...ML/000431.html

Z-83

Now this is why I come to this site, you guys sure know how to jack it up like a mother. You know what's funny? Some kid in a Cavalier thought he was jacked up like a mother today. But I showed him he was nowhere near being jacked up like a mother. Silly children.

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305 4bbl
TH-700R4
3.23 posi (ok, L/S)
no mods... yet

dhirocz

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I guess I just wandered into 'Jack It Up Like a Mother 101', huh? When do you get jacked as opposed to not being jacked?

Ovrclck350

Cars aren't the only thing that can be Jacked up Like A Mother....but in other worlds it denotes a whole nother connotation.... Wouldn't you be pissed?

That guy almost got jacked up like a mother.....

Edit: URL Fix

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TonyC

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God, I love this forum

PROCHARGED89Z

Jack,it up like a mother!

OMG,this post is funny as hell

QwkTrip

iTrader: (22)

TonyC, did your question get answered?

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Biochem

To all the women with children:

Happy Jacked Up Like A Mother's Day!!!

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1984 z28 w/ a 357 cu in. monster engine which is looking like the posterchild for Edelbrock with the exception of the Holley 750vac... all the suspension stuff... 9-bolt posi disk is in...

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JAYDUBB

Can someone PLEASE tell me what "jack it up like a mother!" means? I'm confused now!

Guido

Adding a ****load of mods to your car to make it go fast!



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-86 IROC
Jacked up like a mother!
this years goal: 10.50 @ 130+ mph
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Matt98SS

BUT you can jack up other **** like a mother too

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JACKED up like a MOTHER!
Yeah they 10's but I keep em' real clean

Ovrclck350

Sure can.

JAYDUBB

Thanks...

ploegi

Well now, can you say "convoluted"?????

Josh 91RS

Now jaydubb...how the hell can you have a name with "dubb" in it when you dont even know what jacked up like a mother is?

JAYDUBB

I believe there was a post earlier that covered this "jack it up like a mother" thing. I had an idea what it was, and I was right. The last thread was CONFUSING though.

Ummm... DUBB could mean 20 inch rims, 20 bag of weed, and various other things. In this case, it has something to do with my real name.

Guido

I jacked my thirdgen up like a mother too much. I jacked mywallet through the roof at the same time.

No more jacking it up like a mother for a while for me. Doesnt mean I wont try to go roast some rustnags tho

MrDude_1

my mother cant jack it up..


last time she had a flat tire, i had to go change it for her.

ZBRA

Post resurrection. :hail:

B4Ctom1

shoot yourself

Guido

Real sound advice there yo.

LOL