Now that YOUR tranny is fixed, and mine will be in shortly, we're gonna settle this once and for all. I'd say by the weekend of June 3rd, I should be good to go. I'll even let you pick the track. (8.6...sex life.... Speaking of sex life......how's yours .......still holdin' your own? ) Be afraid. Be very afraid.

 

Yeah big boy! Talking smack is all U know huh?

I've raced U! (and won--never lost)
I've ridden in your car!
I 've driven your car!

There aint no way on the face of this earth that pile is gonna beat me!

I'm gonna lay down bigger numbers this Sunday at Dyno Day!

When U get your tranny swap down, I'm still gonna lay down quicker times from start to finish.

I'm getting tired of hearing this junk --when U are ready to get serious about it--it's HRP time--2 out of 3-- for $500.00!

Now U still want to talk some smack? Put up or shut up!

 

Dude gets his tranny rebuilt and he starts talking all kinds of ***t.

Hey Zap, you think my new heater hoses might get me a tenth or two.

 

Definately!

I'm gonna wax my car beore Barry and I race--less wind resistance--worth at least 2 tenths!

 

OK--maybe 500.00 is too much-- Neither one of us can afford to lose 500.00 on a race.-- anyway, Mrs. ZAP says it IS too much --so let's make it 100.00--keep it real!

 

I'll put 100 jr. bacon cheeseburgers also on Zap...any takers ?

 

Hey Barry how's that spaghetti bowl of wiring going under that hood?

 

He's actually been working on cleaning it up--it looks pretty good at the moment--still has a littlle more to go.
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HRP

Why June 3rd?

 

You asked for this:
1st of all, it's a tranny SWAP, not a rebuild. Reading is FUNDAMENTAL.
2nd, If you had the ****s to drive the car in the rain, let alone at the track, your freshly Armor-Alled hoses probably WOULD be good for a tenth or 2. You might actually break the 18-sec. barrier (If you could avoid hitting the wall) So keep shining those tires, cause you'll never burn any rubber off of them.
(You really didn't expect to stick your nose in where it didn't belong and get away clean, did you?)

 

hissssss.....
I sense some hostility...

 

Actually I was looking at the wrong month. Will be in July. Good thing 'cause I just found out today that the long tail shaft is on BO for the tranny. Since I can only do the swap on the weekends, I figured by July 3rd (or thereabouts)will give me and you plenty of time to have everything ready (Basically in case I run into any unforeseen problems) . I also want to run the car out at least once before then.
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Fixed,thanks. It should be good for one or two tenths.

 

Starting to sound like that show on Speed called "Pinks"--lotta gums bumping
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I think he was referring to me! Let's see how'd U put it? Oh yeah "Reading is FUNDAMENTAL."

 

Reading is fundamental!

 

[QUOTE=Zap Racing]

Yeah big boy! Talking smack is all U know huh?

I've raced U! (and won--never lost)
I've ridden in your car!
I 've driven your car!

There aint no way on the face of this earth that pile is gonna beat me!

I'm gonna lay down bigger numbers this Sunday at Dyno Day!

When U get your tranny swap down, I'm still gonna lay down quicker times from start to finish.

I'm getting tired of hearing this junk --when U are ready to get serious about it--it's HRP time--2 out of 3-- for $500.00!

QUOTE]

Make it $1,000 and we're ON.
Yo're gonna lay down bigger number on Dyno Day..............bigger than what?
Mrs. Zap is calling the shots.......maybe she should drive?
ZZTOP..............I'll be back for you, Jack, and I'll let the machine speak.

 

Pretty original............Try thinking of something on your own next time.

 

No, actually I was referring to pldtx, who was quoted as saying I was doing a tranny rebuild. Once again, READING IS FUNDAMENTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Embrace the pain.

 

Get real--u know good and well neither of us has a 1000.00 to lose on a drag race! For that matter, neither one of us has a 1000.00...period! Neither one of us has 500.00 to bet on a race, but 100.00 is being real --KEEP IT REAL, DOG!

I'm gonna lay down bigger numbers than U on Dyno Day!

Yeah maybe she should drive....she handles all my lightweight stuff!

U left out the most important line of the ZZ Top song:

"Tonight, my car ain't right"

U should have that printed on the side of your car--since that seems to be your ongoing theme!

 

Who's tranny just blew? YOURS

I'm not sweating the cash, cause I'm not losin'. So We'll bet whatever you can afford to lose..........$100.00 it is.
Gum-flapping is done. I'll be back for you, Jack, and I'll let the machine speak.

 

Why I'll win
Yeah, we'ce raced, and I've lost. That car has NEVER made a good pass at ANY track, because the tires have never been hot enough to hook.
By going to an automatic, I'll have a lot more torque. And you know, at the track, torque is king. More torque+getting it to the ground=win.

 

 

I'll take 1/2 of that Rudy. 50 Monster Tacos on Barry to win 2 out of 3.

 

Glad to see ONE smart one in the crowd.............

 

Aight then 50 Jr. bacon cheeseburgers it is then Wheel spin "Dave" your on...

THat was 2 out of 3 right ?

 

GONNA BE THE SLOWEST DRAG RACE IN HISTORY

I SAY 85IROC BY 5 CARS

 

 

I blew mine running a series of 8.40's passes at HMP! That about 13.20's at HRP.


Can U say that?

Actually it did not blow--the engine braking went away--turned out to be the front sprag.
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Just out of curosity........what color is the sun in your world?

 

...

 

Stop the bench racing and run the damn cars already.


And let me know when you want to see a fast car run

 

I'm ready to roll!
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hmmm.........seems like the last time yours was running, was just about a year ago, so I wouldn't be dumping on us too much big boy!

 

oh its been running. off and on yes, but running none the less. And I WILL be there on Sunday


And the whole thing about seeing a fast car run...yeah, I meant I'd call Jay

 

Intense!!

 

If I can get a couple more tenths outa mine, I may be in the ball park to line up withU!

 

You'd have to shave so much, you'd get razor burn!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Whatcha gonna do when I beat a 12.87??????????????? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm? Could happen.....................

 

Try me

 

Hmmm, I seem to remember someone else talking crap to Zap......

Click Me to see what happened

 

Clap and congratulate you.



I'm running a *tad* faster now
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hahahahahahahahaha. well played sir, well played

 

Barry,

The day u can beat a 12.87 with YOUR car.......I will kiss your *** in public in front of all the thirdgenners in Houston!

Maybe instead of running for a 100.00, we should run for that......whoever loses has to "kissass" in front of all the TGO members!....how's that?

And that does NOT include U borrowing an engine from Greg for this one race. If U do that, I'm sure that between Jay and Owen, I can come up with some HP equal to anything U can come up with.

 

Personally I'd rather not see either of your asses

 

I don't want any part of that *** crap.

 

Mikey obviously didn't do his homework. Had never been to the track before. Had NO idea of how fast (or SLOW) his car was.

 

Why..............U skirred you're gonna get beat???



WUS!!!

 

I think you're going to need more than a tad



whats a tad?

 

Still doesn't know....

 

 

True, True......

 

Just don't want you anywhere near my ***!!!!!!!
We'll see who's a WUS,loser
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You can line up behind Craig...............

 

Sorry but jay nor owen want anything to do with what I got any more!!!!!

For the record barry will stomp a mud hole in zaps *** when they race with his own little rattle trap engine the only difference is he will get a little help with his carb tunning.

Have a great day Thanks for playing

 

I'm ready and waiting!

 

i hope so