(I bet his life will be miserable after the NAACP sees this!)

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale JR.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY THERE ARE NOT BLACK DRIVERS IN NASCAR...



#1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways!

 

Pretty funny coming from David Letterman, but pretty stereotypical though

 

I doubt he really said it.

Unless OP saw it on his show or heard the words come out of his mouth, it's probably somebody who typed it up and put somebody famous' name on it, happens all the time.

 

 

That is the funniest thing I've read all week! Even funnier than a member on here claiming 15-20 horses from a K@N FILTER

 

Please use our non-tech forum at http://www.sc3g.org/ for non-thirdgen posts in the future. Come on, you know better.

Besides, its false:
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