DUI Texas style
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DUI Texas style
DUI - TEXAS STYLE
Only a person in Texas could think of this.
From the county where drunk driving is considered a
sport, comes this true story. Recently a police patrol parked outside a bar in Austin, Texas after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few
minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity i n which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it.
He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other
patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and
off--it was a fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left.
At last, when his was the only car left in the parking
lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.
The police officer, having waited patiently all this
tim e, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test.
To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence
that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, “I'll have to ask you to
accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.”
"I doubt it," said the truly proud *******.
"Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
Only a person in Texas could think of this.
From the county where drunk driving is considered a
sport, comes this true story. Recently a police patrol parked outside a bar in Austin, Texas after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few
minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity i n which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it.
He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other
patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and
off--it was a fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left.
At last, when his was the only car left in the parking
lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.
The police officer, having waited patiently all this
tim e, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test.
To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence
that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, “I'll have to ask you to
accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.”
"I doubt it," said the truly proud *******.
"Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
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Re: DUI Texas style
Come on Tom, you know this is off-topic, and you didnt even make it about California!
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