I HATE girls on crotch rockets
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I HATE girls on crotch rockets
Well I was sitting at a inersection the other night and I see these two HOT college girls on crotch rockets in front of me and to my right (they are wearing next to nothing) and the one girl goes and I can tell they are together so I flash my lights to let the other girl go to be nice and she gives me this nasty look so I punch it and notice the first girl is WAY up there and the second girl is pretty far back. The next thing I know the second girl is on my left hand side looking at me ON A 2 WAY STREET
and I was like what are you doing then she notices the other car coming and she goes WOT and I pull to the right more and she came a hair from hitting my finder and the other cars (I should have stayed put but I would not of had enough time to stop when she smacked the ground). She then pulls in front of me and is all over the place trying to keep control. We then come up to a light and they are in front of me then the one girl flips me off so now I am mad and I get right up on there rear tires and rurn my brights on so now they cant see at all, the light goes green so I kill the brights and make my turn and notice a cop pull behined them at the next light so I stop and watch and guess who pop's the clutch and does a wheelie 
I laughed my butt off as the good old red and blues came on so I got back on the road and drove my and gave them a nice friendly wave 
Its one thing to drive a crotch rocket its another to drive one wearing next to nothing and being STUPID.
I know this is not a race story but close and where else could I put it.
David
and I was like what are you doing then she notices the other car coming and she goes WOT and I pull to the right more and she came a hair from hitting my finder and the other cars (I should have stayed put but I would not of had enough time to stop when she smacked the ground). She then pulls in front of me and is all over the place trying to keep control. We then come up to a light and they are in front of me then the one girl flips me off so now I am mad and I get right up on there rear tires and rurn my brights on so now they cant see at all, the light goes green so I kill the brights and make my turn and notice a cop pull behined them at the next light so I stop and watch and guess who pop's the clutch and does a wheelie I laughed my butt off as the good old red and blues came on so I got back on the road and drove my and gave them a nice friendly wave Its one thing to drive a crotch rocket its another to drive one wearing next to nothing and being STUPID.
I know this is not a race story but close and where else could I put it.
David
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It's bad enough driving one can kill you pretty easy. Nevermind pass cars when you can't handle the power, not wearing any protection. Popping the clutch in front of cops. Fliping people when they are the *******. They will probably get into a wreck, and MAYBE just MAYBE get some sence knocked into them.
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well, the way I look at it, girls on bikes arent that bad. girls on bikes wearing next to nothing, well, thats not bad, just pretty stupid. but girls wearing next to nothin in my car, now we're talking! 
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I used to have a tricked out ZX6R back a few years ago. A freind of mine had a Ninja ZX9R. Wrecked it, saved the engine, bored/stroked to 1010CC's rejetted it. kept it in his garage for a number of years. He bought a ZX12D with the insurance money from the ZX9. Well Anyway I bought this ZX6, and he rides it and says oh hell no. Takes it for a weekend and swaps the motor to that 1010 monster. Lets just say I could stay at his heels no matter what, unless curvy road, then the lighter 6 pulled away. But anyway I bought the thing for 9K I think? had it for 3 years and resold it for 12K!. Gotta love that huh?... thing would do 135 in 5th. I only hit 6th 2 times on it. It scared the living $hit outta me.
And yes the High School(thats when I had it) girls loved getting rides on that machine!... I mean 0-60 in nothing flat... 1st cardinal rule, get on grab on and don't let go!.
And yes the High School(thats when I had it) girls loved getting rides on that machine!... I mean 0-60 in nothing flat... 1st cardinal rule, get on grab on and don't let go!.
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Originally posted by Camaro_hunter_d
Ok I will say what the rest of us are thinking.. WHERE?!
Ok I will say what the rest of us are thinking.. WHERE?!
Now I will sit back and wait for this thread to get locked lol
We are all over 18 right hahahaha
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I wouldnt mind having that mustang girl porting my head and stroking my crank
I wouldnt mind having that mustang girl porting my head and stroking my crank
i wouldn't mind having her do that
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Re: I HATE girls on crotch rockets
Originally posted by 86camarodriver
now I am mad and I get right up on there rear tires and rurn my brights on so now they cant see at all
Its one thing to drive a crotch rocket its another to drive one wearing next to nothing and being STUPID.
now I am mad and I get right up on there rear tires and rurn my brights on so now they cant see at all
Its one thing to drive a crotch rocket its another to drive one wearing next to nothing and being STUPID.
I think your the stupid one, you could have killed her by blinding them like that.
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I wouldnt mind having that mustang girl porting my head and stroking my crank
I wouldnt mind having that mustang girl porting my head and stroking my crank
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Re: Re: I HATE girls on crotch rockets
Originally posted by 89transam
I think your the stupid one, you could have killed her by blinding them like that.
I think your the stupid one, you could have killed her by blinding them like that.
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Re: Re: I HATE girls on crotch rockets
Originally posted by 89transam
I think your the stupid one, you could have killed her by blinding them like that.
I think your the stupid one, you could have killed her by blinding them like that.
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Is it me or is it hard to avoid brights in our cars? What about from a car behined us? I have tinted windows and its still a pain
Im suprised this thread has not been locked yet lol
David.
Im suprised this thread has not been locked yet lol
David.
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Originally posted by 86camarodriver
Is it me or is it hard to avoid brights in our cars? What about from a car behined us? I have tinted windows and its still a pain
Im suprised this thread has not been locked yet lol
David.
Is it me or is it hard to avoid brights in our cars? What about from a car behined us? I have tinted windows and its still a pain
Im suprised this thread has not been locked yet lol
David.
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