I was coming home today from work and stop at this light. This Integra pulls up to me all riced out blasting his hip hop music. He gave me a rev but I ingnored him because this was the area I got my ticket in and vowed I will never do anything against the law in this area. Well I guess he thought I wanted to go. The light turns green and he blasts off while I take off slowly. As I see him screaming away I see a bike cop pointing his laser gun at the ***** while the ***** was looking at me in his rearview. By the time he saw the cop it was too late. Sure enough the bike pulls out and lights him up. I pass by the ***** on the side of the road doing the speed limit. He gives this I hate you look to me but I just smiled. I guess he doesn't know about the cops in the area This made my day today and I thought you guys would like to hear. It was pretty funny.

 

hey we just had one get busted over here also

ugly looking rice

I mean you have your rice boys that look like crap but least you know they are trying to make it look ok

this one just looked like he didn't know what he was doing

 

I get a lot of those dog ugly ones as well. Like the 80s Sentra with a glasspack hanging from coat hanger and extreme decals all over it That car is just plain stupid. Has those cheap 13in rims you get at Pep Boys and he removed the head supports so he can lay back while listening to the loud rap music coming out his blown stock system

 

I can't count how many times I've seen a basically stock car, with two teenage guys huddled around the wheel, out front of Checker, putting on chrome wheel covers. I've seen it twice in the past month alone.

There's two *wannabe* ricers at my brother's apartment complex. They have money in a wing and fartcan, the rest is painted with *spray cans* and they have stuck decals with circles cut out over the headlights and taillights. One threw a rev at me once while I was pulling through the lot, I left two black stripes no less than 75 feet long between the speed bumps which have been there for 3 weeks. They haven't revved since.

 

Thats why I have a Radar Detector.

 

There's this guy that works at Tucson Country Club here in tucson, (Maybe Synapsis has seen this guy) and he has a ford tempo! He has a momo steering wheel, momo shifter, limo tint, fart pipe and a weapon R cold air intake. Oh, did I mention the 5 or 6 weapon r stickers everywhere. Plus a HUGE weapon r windshield banner! He swears it can take my friends 02 WS6. Haha! I beat his A$$ with my little wimpy 6 and he really shut up!

 

love to hear it!!!

as long as it isn't the 'good ole boys' like us

 

No I wouldn't let that happen to a domestic guy unless they were being an a**hole.

 

They all look the same after awhile. I saw a Ford Focus with the same type of crap on it at the track a couple weeks ago. It ran a low 18.

 

At a car cruise on Memorial day I saw one of those ricers that had no clue what he was doing. He had a newer Honda Civic (of course). He had moved the license plate from where it used to be to an off-center position on the rear bumper. Looked really out of place, and the neons around it only helped emphasize that. The recess where the plate used to be was covered, but it looked like the hole had just been filled with bondo. From 100 ft away you could see lumpy streaks. Looked like someone had used a rake to flatten it down. It had some goofy *** spoiler thta looked like it was about to fall off. Then, the crowning acheivement was the black primer covering the whole car. The guy that sprayed it had no clue at all about painting. It looked like the old paint was never sanded down and then one super thick coat was sprayed on. The entire car looked like those ceilings that have those lumps that fall off when you rub your hand across them. The car almost looked furry. The riceboy driving it was acting like it was the coolest car ever. I would have been embarrassed about being seen by someone in that POS. It amazes me that someone can do that crappy of work and think it's great. I wish I had a camera at the time so I could lock that POS into internet fame.

 

Yea I see a lot of bad ones. The one that got the ticket was one of the more high class type. He had all the namebrand rice goodies. Big aluminum aircraft wing, mirror shine coffee can, APC everything, 5in tach which I noticed didn't work, new rims and rubberband tires, decals, and yes of course Type R badging Now he can add speeding ticket to his mods

 

That's awesome.

The cop probably pulled him over for pissing off the bees.

 

I don't mind "rice" looking cars. It's another way of expressing your hobby. Just don't run around thinking it's fast. If it was me I'd have my civic all riced out and if someone wanted to race I'd be all "Hell now this thing is slow as $hit!" Then I'd cruise around with my loud stereo and cool neons and get 30 mpg. If I wanted to race I'd drive something more suitable like my bird.

 

there is this little honda CRX around here with a "powered by honda" sticker on his hood he is riced out quote a bit and eerytime I pull up next to him I keep trying to get him to race and he won´t go for it

he just has a lot of though of speed but when it comes down to it he won´t play with my wankel

 

Nobody ever cares when I post something like this

Anyhow, since that was true when I posted a similar story a couple months ago, I will say it again I was on the interstate in PA and this rice boy in a 5th gen Civic (92-95) with a diagonally positioned fart can and 20" several million spoked rims goes flying by at about 100 MPH... in a 65 zone. Well, not more than 30 seconds later I feel the car quiver in the wind as a cop goes flying by at a good 130 MPH clip... I nearly laughed myself to death as this rice boy pulls into the right lane (evasive maneuvers LOL) and the trooper pulls up right on his *** and gives him the 'ol red and blues... he was being simultaneously pulled over with his riced out Dodge Shadow buddy LOL. Best day of my life!

 

lmao Chill. Yea it was pretty funny. I still giggle thinking about it.

 

Be careful what you wish on others, my friends.......

Couple of weeks ago, I was cruising down to Nag's Head with a friend of mine. As we're making our way south, we spot the car of another friend, pulled over on the northbound side, with a couple of flat-hats in attendance. We laughed, and because he's kind of a doof, we figured we'd call him when we got back to tease him about it.

On our way home that night, I was pulling out on to the rt 168 expressway, using my 'power merging' techniqe (WOT) and as I caught up to a knot of traffic, the blue lights caught up with me. The cop had been out on the expressway when I came off the ramp at 75 mph.

 

That's why I didn't race this guy. The area is known for cops and I had recieved a ticket there. I can't afford anoter ticket.

 

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Radar Detector just lets you know when your gonna get a ticket.. I got my racing ticket with my radar detector on.. Cop was right behind me.. THE WHOLE TIME.. of course the cop car was a 98 Mustang GT w/ a slick top.. damn traffic cars

 

hats how I merge onto the interstates here in Illinois. Hell you have to or you'll never get on!. Did it infront of at least 4 state troppers now and none of them did anything.

And I saw a doosy of a thing today at Crap Zone....

man... A easrly model Intrepid. Green with the tan Ground effects.
The Gold trimed wheels were horribly painted green. Then I had to look twice at the tires cause I just did not believe someone would be THAT DUMB, The "No Name Brand" tires had the names HIGHLIGHTED IN GREEN SPRAY PAINT!!!!!

Now moving onto the rest of the car. Those tacky a$$ comet stickers? know what I mean at like Crap Zone, ect?... one on EACH DOOR

2 yes 2 on the hood, along with some really poorly applied yellow pin stripping

3 count them 3 attenea's I quess he was tring to pull in the Homey Stations from good 'ol Mexico!.

A nice 3"X5" Mexican flag mounted to the roof(like it could EVEN BE SEEN!)

I was waiting to see the traditional 13 inch rims pushed 2 feet outta the wheel well, but hell that would been an IMPROVEMENT!

I saw it again when I was pulling out onto the road and averted my eyes.. It was just too horrible!

Oh they went to Auto Zone to get an oil filter and got a real high quality one too STP!

 

LOL Damn, that sucks. I would never let a Mustang pull me over.

 

I gonna make a sticker that says, "Just because Pep Boys sells it doesn't mean you have to buy it."

I hate all of that tacky stuff. The chrome plastic hub caps, stick on chrome molding, goofy a$$ stickers, annoying sifters and seat covers.

I need to get into that business and make some serious bank, because there's an apparent abundance of retards in the world.

 

Hey, what's the deal with all the non-functional tachs on ricers? Is it that difficult to find a tach signal? I know there's a test connector(from installing a billion remote starters) on all honda's with a blue wire that gives you tach signal. Has anwyone seen the Afterburner, lighted exhaust tip? I really had to restrain myself from buying a few of those babies for the IROC.

 

If I was a cop and I saw you bust *** onto the expressway (probably hearing you at WOT a second before) then I would pull your *** over... you do see why he pulled you over right?

I say if you aren't willing to do the time, don't do the crime. When I light up the tires or go WOT on a country road, I make sure I don't see cops around, but if I got caught I'd know I deserved it.

I'm pretty good at spotting cops coming from behind... I impress myself sometimes.

99% of the time if you see a cop coming up behind you and you hit the breaks and let them pass you will not get pulled over...

 

Bet you can't beat this:

One time I was at a redlight next to a *****, andhe was reving at me and ****. Well I see a cop in the parking next to us looking at the honda. I wasn't going to race anyway, so I figred lets play some mind games. I real quickly tapped the gas and then slammed on the brakes. Well the ***** was watching my car so intently that when he saw the nose lift he nails it and squeals his tires and takes off through the intersection... Guess what... the light was still red. the cop watching the ***** tears out of the parking lot with his lights blaring and pulls the ***** over about 1/8th mile down the road.

It was messed up, but it was really funny
I wonder how he explained THAT to the cop, hehe.

-Sean Casey
92 Formula-350 /w t-tops
217rwhp / 301rwtq
14.201 @ 96.57 / 2.1 60ft.

 

lmao:sillylol: SDC that is cool. Man he is going to have a tough time trying to fight that in court

 

I was going down a downtown street and there were two civics and an eclipse (all riced out) one civic and the eclipse were in front the other civic was behind the front civic. Then a cop pulls in behind the eclipse and the ricers gun it and the cop throws on his lights. The ricers didn't even see him there.


On the subject of ricers. There's this guy that took off his air cleaner because "It sounds better" I'm gonna luagh when his engine blows through the hood.

 

Got an even better one than that. Was cruising up to the bar with my brother, when a riced-out Mirage rolls up next to us on the left. He was looking at us, probably revving (I couldn't hear, we had ol' Ted Nugent cranking on the system), although he kept surging back and forth in relation to us, trying to get a race going. Now, traffic was rolling at about 20 mph, as it does here when it gets crowded, and I'm not nearly stupid enough to race on a well-patrolled drag on a saturday night. So we pay him no mind. I hear him shouting faintly, but he doesn't even finish his sentence, 'cause WHAM! The idgit runs right smack into the rear of the vehicle in from of him, causing my brother and I to suffer from bouts of hysterical laughter for the rest of the night.

 

Here in Hawaii any modified car will get pulled over and ticketed unless you have a reconstruction permit. Import, Domestic, Truck, SUV .. it dosnt matter. You dont even have to be doing anything illegal. We have a reconstruction law that states when we modify our cars we have to go down to a recon station and have the car checked out. They check every mod and catalog the numbers on the parts. There are VERY strict rules and violating one rule will get you failed. The law was passed back in the 70's and it was meant to stop the trade of stolen car parts. I agree with the concept but unfortunately the law has not been updated in 30 years. The 'rules' are so strict it makes it pretty much worthless to modify your car. Weird rules like 'rear liscence plate cant be lower than 12 inches, front headlights cant be lower than 22 inches, no wheels bigger than +1 over stock, 2 inches of travel from top of tire to bottom of wheelwell. The stuff kinda makes sense but stops us from modifying to the level we want. Pretty much nobody on the island passes so we all say 'Screw it!!' and dont even bother anymore. Anytime I drive anywhere I'm always looking for a cop to pull me over. And all I have right now is flowmaster exhaust (wont pass, too loud )

I'm not complaining about it though ... its my decesion to not comply with the law so if they catch me then I deserve that $55 ticket. Just another one of the prices we pay to drive modified cars here in paradise (another is the gas prices!! ouch!).

 

Sorry but I think the funniest part about the whole original story was that the guy got pulled over by a bike cop. Ive seen it down town here too. Thats almost a humiliating as when I seen a ***** get pulled over by a mounted (on a horse) officer. They use them downtown here and at state fair.

 

I know what you mean. I'm embaressed to admit, but cnce I got pulled over in Waikiki @ a stoplight by a stupid cop on a bicycle ... he gave me a ticket for 'Disturbing the Peace' because I was playing music over a SINGLE 6x9 (no dash, one 6x9 lol). Wasnt even that loud!! What an *******!!!

 

this kid that went to my high school has a ford escort that he riced out. he lowered it, put a fart can muffler on, his mom bought him a $300 stainless steel spoiler for christmas (you know, the stupid looking metal ones), he got some kind of cold air intake, a body kit, 17 inch rims . his future plans include a custom interior with racing seats. where does this kid get all that money from? the best part is the huge sticker on the back that says "import fighters"

 

What????
that is the dumbest thing i have ever heard.
even the dumbest non car person can go air "filter" hmm the "filter" part sounds important.......maybe i should leave it on.
later
biker