my girlfran just got a 350z.....
now she rambling on about how she is going to kill my car in
any race.
I think its true but
what will it take for me to at least keep up with her 350z

i have a 83 crossfire injected 305
completely stock!

 

Maybe you could cross a couple of her plug wires? That might help.

 

ouch. that's gotta suck... I'm so sorry

 

nah because then ill have to fix it

 

sounds like its time for a engine build and conversion to carb!!

 

your car runs high 15s... hers runs high 13s

youve got ALOT of work to do

 

If i were you I'd have to argue on the cost difference of the cars first off. Theres a big difference between an iroc and a car thats at least 20 years newer. Take out a loan to make up the difference between the cost of your car and the cost of her car. Buy/build a nice 350 and smile as you roll past....

But in all honesty, your in trouble if you race goodluck though.....

 

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Extra Info:
The thing driving this car has a vagina =] lol

 

That doesn't really make a difference. Some girls can't drive for squat (many, but there are many guys that way too) and there are a few that'll blow your doors off without trying. Just cause she is a woman doesn't make a real difference, it'll only hurts the ego more of the "macho men" that they just got their *** handed to them by the "home keeper".

If you want to beat her for just that one race you could always give it a very large (and un-healthy) shot of the Go fast Juice....and maybe the internals will survive but that would be doubtful that they would last much longer after that, but gives you reason for motor swap then

 

What the hell is a "girlfran"?

Anyway, you're toast....bad.....

 

true ive been thinking about the juice too maybe like a 100 shot
a NOS kit that has been pulled from the shelves came with a 150 shot with the nozzle spraying right down the Throttle body.
no other company made that kit except NOS
but hey, maybe ill ef up my engine while racing her. making her have to pay for my brand new ls1 swap (i wish)
either way...win or lose she has to give it up in bed.lol

 

Thats the spirit... although you better hope she doesn't read any of your threads lol

 

She doesn't have to, lol. I had one in her early 20s recently that had yet to give it up...Beautiful young woman, intelligent, and driven. FWIW, still with her and still haven't had any from her.

 

Most of the girls I've encountered on the road cannot drive.

I love my 220,000 L03, it's cool, it burns the tires, pulls a little bit.

But it's just not that fast.

And I've somehow beat a GTI, four cylinder turbo, and some newish looking 3 series BMW, both were girls, I really don't know how I did it, other than perhaps they can't drive well at all. The beamer did a good job at keeping up but that's about it.

 

A 200 shot should do it....

 

Oops

 

You really just bumped an 11 year old thread? Christ ...

 

oops. Scrolled to far down

 

Turn off infinite scroll people. Do it for the children.