jeff_blake

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Camaro Laws:

1. Camaro Laws are Never wrong, they have been passed down since the First Generation of Cars and are tried and true.

2. If there is more than one of the same exact Camaro in one town, one should out look and clean the other until one gives up on being the better looking car.

3. When choosing a type of Camaro remember.
The SS is for the Racers
The Z-28 is for the Tire Burners
The RS is for The Cruisers.

4. No Camaro should go more than 7 days without
being washed, More than a weeks worth of filth
can hurt the car. Law is Void if Your's is in the
Car show on Sunday.

5. If a Camaro is going to be in the Sunday Car Show
it must be washed & cleaned everyday beginning on the Monday before.

6. No Camaro can be Loved, it can be Respected & Admired, It is not a living person therefore it cannot be Loved.

7. No Camaro shall park behind a Mustang, it can park along side, or in front, but NEVER behind.

8. Camaro Owners should never outcast their F-Body Cousins, The Trans-Am Guys.

9. 3rd, 4th, and now 5th Generation Camaro Owners must own a Def Leppard CD Which is to be blasted on hot days with the
Windows down, or the T-Tops out.

10. Every Camaro Owner is to always show respect to their brothers if they meet on the highway by either waving or giving a thumbs up, Two thumbs are to be given if their car is a 67-69.

11. As Camaro Owners we all have the right to convert Pro-Mustang guys over from the "Darkside" to become a part of The Camaro Nation. (It is possible!)

12. A Camaro shall live, breath and die to only the will of Go. It is not up to man to mediate an execution without the consensus of God.

13th Every Camaro Owner knows that Camaro's and the Winter Season do not mix. If your like most of us who don't own a second car, and must drive your Camaro in the winter weather you know that it's a pain in the *** having to clean your car every day due to the Salt and Road Filth that comes with that time of year.

14. Everyone should know that the Funeral Song For Camaro's is Blaze of Glory By Bon Jovi, It's one of those
songs that says it didn't go out in vain.

15. No Camaro is EVER cute, sweet, or anything of that nature. Furthermore, Flowerprint or frog seat covers are also Forbidden.

16. If you drive your camaro into a parking lot and there is another camaro present, you must park as close to it as possible, right next to it if you can, if not you must park as close as you can. ( Every Camaro Owner feels better when they find a Camaro parked on each side of their own car.)

17. If your on the Highway, backroad,Interstate etc, and you find yourself behind a Corvette, you must follow the vette until it either stops or turns off somewhere, you are not to pass the vette, You are to respect the Chevrolet Food Chain, (cuz you sure don't see a Cuda picking a fight with a Shark)

18. If you are driving and happen to see a Import Tuner, coming up in your rearview, you should immediatly floor it because being passed by one is the only thing worse than being passed by a Mustang

19. No one except Close Friends & Family are to work on your car, The only exception to this rule is to take it to a mechanic that has known you since birth and your dad since they were in highschool.

lillee64

You get my signature to this constitution!

Slash

So it is written.. So it.. Shall BE!

Slash

Oh and searching i found more sections. Unofficially added but still good additions
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20) There is no such thing as an Ugly Camaro, only those that are less fortunate.

21) If you are at a 4 way stop sign, and there are no other sports cars waiting, it is safe to assume that, in a Camaro, you ALWAYS have the right of way.

22) The only car a Camaro is allowed to yield to, is a Corvette or a fellow Camaro (preferably 67-69)

23) NEVER race another Camaro, because if your reading this, chances are you'll win - which is embarrassing to the other Camaro

24) Have patience on the road, not everybody drives a Camaro...

25) No matter what the situation, a Camaro must do all in it's power to help it's fellow muscle cars (Corvette, Trans-Am, Mustang, Challenger) to embarrass, or otherwise put-down, all ricers it may come in contact with.

26) As an owner of a Camaro, it is safe to assume you are always right - in everything

27. Eating and or Drinking in the Camaro will lead to having one's Camaro rights removed. It is absolutely Forbidden

28. A Camaro must have a name. Such a name must be given according to the driver who has driven the Camaro, and such a name must command respect.

29. Any modification to any Camaro must be done with utmost care. A Camaro must be respected on the road and in the shop.

30) Be Proud, Be honorable, be true. For this is the way of the Camaro

JimmyDavidson

Nice thread, reminds of the "What rules do you have for your car" thread.

but yeah I can agree to all except:
I don't discriminate against Camaros so a 67-69 gets 1 thumb like the rest of them. A nice true 69 Z28, 70 1/2 Z28 or a nice 3rd gen might get a thumb and a wave though. A 2010 Camaro, however, gets no thumbs because I think they're ugly and they're not even f-bodies.

Again, I regard my Camaros much higher than a simple Corvette. So if I am faster than said Corvette, it won't be infront of me for long.

jeff_blake

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yeah if you guys have any others feel free to post up!

AmorgetRS

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Uhhh, this has nothing to do with Appearance and Detailing