FUNNY - READ
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Car: 87 Z28
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FUNNY - READ
This is a poem i came across on another message board.. hehe ***** poem
Bright bluish fog lights and big yellow Stickers
Turn up the volume my headlights will flicker
I think I look cool from the attention I bring...
Scraping the speed bumps from cutting my springs.
Large yellow shift lights on auto transmissions,
Speakers so loud that you'll scream in submission
My car really flies 'cause it has this big wing...
But nothing compares to me cutting my springs.
When the bull stops, when the money talks, when I might lose face...
I suddenly remember what my car can't do And then I refuse to race!
Day-glow orange shift ***** and whiteface temp gauges
Low profile tires make me think I'm courageous
Japanese characters, who knows what they mean?
They're part of the package from cutting my springs.
Coffee can mufflers and Calvin is peeing
People around me don't like what they're seeing
They're all just so jealous, for I am the king...
I rule the street after cutting my springs!
When the night falls, when the girls leave, while I wait and wait...
If I'm such a stud after cutting my springs Why can't I get a date
Bright bluish fog lights and big yellow Stickers
Turn up the volume my headlights will flicker
I think I look cool from the attention I bring...
Scraping the speed bumps from cutting my springs.
Large yellow shift lights on auto transmissions,
Speakers so loud that you'll scream in submission
My car really flies 'cause it has this big wing...
But nothing compares to me cutting my springs.
When the bull stops, when the money talks, when I might lose face...
I suddenly remember what my car can't do And then I refuse to race!
Day-glow orange shift ***** and whiteface temp gauges
Low profile tires make me think I'm courageous
Japanese characters, who knows what they mean?
They're part of the package from cutting my springs.
Coffee can mufflers and Calvin is peeing
People around me don't like what they're seeing
They're all just so jealous, for I am the king...
I rule the street after cutting my springs!
When the night falls, when the girls leave, while I wait and wait...
If I'm such a stud after cutting my springs Why can't I get a date
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Very good, it's actually a song to be sung to the tune of "These Are a Few of My Favorite Things" by Julie Andrews from the Sound of Music. "Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens," etc. etc. etc.
Usually these things don't "scan" right, meaning they don't really match the music. This one's right on!
Up here in Maine we actually don't have many of these cars its describing. I'm thinking between the frost heaves and the potholes, let alone the snow and ice, cutting springs on your car is a really stupid idea.
Usually these things don't "scan" right, meaning they don't really match the music. This one's right on!
Up here in Maine we actually don't have many of these cars its describing. I'm thinking between the frost heaves and the potholes, let alone the snow and ice, cutting springs on your car is a really stupid idea.
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'87 Trans Am:
(Engine)
305 TPI
180 Degree Thermostat
JET Fan Switch
TB Bypass
Accel 300+ 8.8 Racing Wires
Accel Super Coil
Bosch Platinium Plugs
Custom Ram Air with K&N
Removed Emissions Equipment & Cat.
(Stereo)
Full Kenwood Excelon System
Member at kyfbodies.org
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