Here is an amusing Craigslist ad I ran across. Be sure you don't miss the "Paint Color: Custom" in the side bar.

https://lasvegas.craigslist.org/cto/...587401484.html

 

Lol, I pass this car on my way to church every Sunday! It’s been sitting out there for several months. The ad is ridiculous, the guy can’t be serious.

 

Uh, I think I've got you beat.

https://kansascity.craigslist.org/ct...588243555.html














This thing has been for sale FOREVER. "Interior is not good" Might be a bit of an understatement. The listing used to show the interior, it's some kind of button tuck velour with everything (EVERYTHING) painted. I really wouldn't be surprised if it really does have three different styles of wheels on it, I mean did you see the pics? LOL

Windshield wipers? WTF you need those for?

 

Nevermind, not paint...
















https://kansascity.craigslist.org/ct...569752045.html

must go

show contact info

FAST EYE CATCHER FIREBIRD

Beautiful and unique with a chromed engine compartment.

Interior is diamond tuck velour

high rise spoiler

low miles about 88,000 no rust -- like new underneath

Pioneer stereo, custom steering wheel, magna flow exhaust, mirrored accents inside, ttops

ENGINE AREA:

350 engine bored .30 over (AUTOMATIC)
rebuilt engine with gear drive
mild cam
headers
Performance racing parts



The prosecution rests, your Honor.

 

I really think the last one takes the cake, but this one really deserves some press...











For only $2,500 you can be sitting behind the wheel of this stunning classic automobile. Lovingly stored by these chemical waste biohazard barrels, this beauty shows a low low 278,000 miles on the odometer. Why shes like new! Call or text and we'll fire up the backhoe and yank it out of the mudhole.

Granny's walker not included.

Where is your God now?

 

 

Slightly less ridiculous, but here's another typical flyover country craigslist thirdgen ad.








Yessir, this mean machine could be rotting next to YOUR rotting Morton building, slowly sinking into your crop of ditch weed and dandelions!



You thought it was missin' pieces? HA! Just gotta pick em out of ma junk pile.



See? Sawl there. Some assembly required. What? You afraid to get your hands dirty?



Hell no! That's not a bumper off a wrecked F-150, that's a high quality CHROME oil leak for a Big Block Chevy.


To be fair, I can see some value in this deal, but people actually try to sell stuff like this. Reminds me of one I saw last year. The main picture of the car that popped up on CL was a photo of something under a car cover.

 

That car with the diamond tuck velour is a blast from the 90s. It most likely had 100 spoke knock-offs on it. I'm shocked it doesn't have hydraulics. Never did like that lowrider look of interior. Looks like a casket.

 

You just know that yellow bird has rodent problems

 

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I tried to put a gif of Lloyd Christmas from dumb and dumber dry heaving but it only shows the link.
That interior looks like mold,I like how the cup holder stands out.

 

One Of My All Time Favorites



https://www.hemmings.com/classifieds...o/1801814.html

 

I've seen Camaros in the wrecking yards that were in better condition.

 

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On that blue custom thingie car......I can't shake the vision of snail tracks.....IDK, maybe not.

 

Wow this is some funny Shiet! I wonder if the guy on the phone (behind the yellow bird) is calling his buddy to tell him to GIDDY UP and get here before that gem is sold!

 

Darn, i was in Osage City yesterday, how did I miss the yellow car.

 

The blue bird with the Supra/superbird wing made me think of when I was 18, look close at the blue zebra print floor mats...........I've seen that print before actually on the floor board of a car but they were not a set of floor mats.

 

Bingpot!!!

 

The custom interior one would be best helped out with gas, a match and marshmallows.

 

 

Blue 86 Firebird - I didn't realize that is was possible to make a Firebird FUGLY.
Was that a Wal-Mart special? Or done by West Coast Customs?
The Yellow and the Maroon cars look like the earth is reclaiming them.

 

You just know there was a guy in a body shop telling the owner of that blue car - "Sure, we can do anything you want." with a big grin on his face.

 

Smile Now. Cry Later.



Man, that's deep....

 

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-classic-cars...ationFlag=true

How about a 1998 30th Anniversary GTA? As mint as the pieces of wood holding up the hood and hatch

 

 

I hate to admit this, but what's on the hood of the blue Firebird with the low rider interior, was my senior year in high school motto.

If the entire car went with a low rider theme, inside and out, then it would be a bit more forgivable.

 

I feel like that's speaking a warning to whoever purchases it. . .

 

Save the Trans Am. Project Blue Fluffy.

 

It's true. I was smiling when I opened this thread. Now I'm crying.

 

With all these car restoration shows on cable, they could easily pick these cars and save them. Put them back to their original condition. They obviously missed the car buy back from years ago. Maybe a second life is in order.

 

This guy obviously hasn't visited the History/Originality page on ThirdGen.org. Some poor soul may think they are getting something special with this "30th anniversary" addition GTA. Weren't many of these made!

 

Behold gents, look what I found...The Rarest Camaro Ever...EVER!
So rare, they didn't have time for a motor!


https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/cto...585638430.html

 

It must have gotten out through the hole....

 

Poor car with the Swiss cheesed hood.

 

How about a 1983 Camaro, Berlinetta, BATMOBILE! With parts from an 83 Iroc-Z, this is one INCREDIBLE "SHOW STOPPING" Camaro!



https://wichita.craigslist.org/cto/d...593016582.html

 

Why? Just why? SMH


https://houston.craigslist.org/cto/d...572019122.html

 

It’s springtime...the weeds are a lot taller.

 

https://wichita.craigslist.org/cto/d...609211583.html




"Yo dawg, we heard you like hood scoops"

 

10k plus, well my GTA runs and look like a new one compared to his so I should let him sell mine.

 

The upper most scoop looks like the one that was on my 1970 Mach 1....

 

Peel n stick

 

Oh it has the "chrome valves" now I gotta have it!

 

I think that could be a great project car. Seems priced right based on pictures. If the body is straight and it runs and drives straight and someone wants a carb'd car this could be good.