I have hit

a garage wall
a bird
rabbits foxes squireels
trashcans
snowembankments
a lightpole
muds piles

 

nothing.. it corners well enough I do my best to avoid everything.

 

a turtle. it was hit the turtle. get rear ended if I hit the breaks. swearve into the ditch or into the other lane with traffic.

I slowed down some hit the poor turtle, Literlly Flatened my y-pipe to less then 1inch open space left inside and cracked/creased one of the header tubes. Needsless to say that made Trash out of a awesome set of old acell tri-y's.

 

A skunk!!

Me and a friend were out cruising around one night. He was in front of me in his '91 Formula and swerved to miss a skunk running across the road. The skunk got scared and confused and froze in the middle of the street. I had to drive over him and while doing that, he sprayed.

The spray hit the exhaust pipes and STUNK so bad, I spent at least $8 on the bottom of the car at the nearest jet wash. My car stunk like skunk for 2 weeks! I drove everywhere with the windows open and left the car open in the garage also.

 

Come on, guys! This thread is now dead. And you know why.