Just keep in mind that anyone who has half a brain, and knows about this website could possibly use this discussion as evidence in court.

No matter what you do, good luck, and I hope you make him suffer.

 

did you ever think to confront the guy? make damn good and sure that this is the guy before you go and do anything to him, or else the whole bubba thing might happen to you, you don't want to find out the hard way that fist can be a verb do you?

if you do decide to do something to him, here are a few things. get a large plastic jar (like a peanut butter jar) but a chicken thigh in it and fill it up with milk. put the lid on firmly (not too tight) then put it in his back seat or trunk. when the milk starts to rot it will make gasses that will pop the lid off and flood the car with a horrible stench.

put marbles in his gas tank. loosen the valves in his valve stems. put potatoes in his tail pipe(s). jack up the rear passenger tire, that way when ge gets in and puts it in gear, it won't go. unless of course he has positraction. put expanding foam in the filler neck of the gas tank. it would be funny to watch him go to fill it up and only get 29 cents in before it spits gas out on his feet.

i have a few more.

 

Don't do any thing extreme. If it was me I would steal all of the fuses and then cut long peices out of the wiring a little bit away from the box so it will take forever for him to figure out what is wrong and then he'll have to find the other problem. He'll get pissed because wiring is a bitch to work with,and has to redo it all.

BTW, I'm talkin' 'bout doin' this to his daily. WEAR GLOVES
I'm thinkin 'bout doin' somethin' like this to this crackwhore in my neighborhood that told the cops I vandalized her house when I was out of town and still swears it was me.

 

Somebody saw this guy do what he did. Somebody, somewhere,
watched him do it. Do some neighborhood canvassing. See if you
can find someone.
Me and a friend shoe polished another one of our buddies car as
a joke. It was 3 am. A man down the street was smoking a cigarette
and saw the whold thing. He told our friend and described my car.
We had to clean it up. You can get proof, but it may take some work.

Good luck.

~castrol

 

You realize this is all evidence ? lol If the guy reads this, then you're pinned.

I always like the old remove/destroy the door locks so he cant get into his car trick. Also remove the tire valve cores; a lot less vindictive looking than slashing.

 

I personally like the foam filler in the gas neck. Also I'd bet he doesn't even know this web site exists. The other thing that would be funny is letting all the air out of his tires every day. Vasaline under the door handles. Vegetables in tail pipes are funny. Bar soap on the windshield. vasaline on the wiper blades. Find the spare key to his house and change his locks when he's gone. Nothing's funnier than a grown man who can't get into his own home. Be very very sneaky. also for you legal buffs all this is called hearsay.

Have fun.

 

what are you going to do with your car now?