For now, Scooter.

 

When she's behaving herself-Black
When she's acting up-Hunk of junk or POS

 

death trap.... i always feel like i'm going to die in that thing........

 

It's called [B]MEAN GREEN[B] !!

 

Hah, thats an easy one. *** DAMN PIECE OF MOTHER ****ING ****. AT thats what I call it when I'm doing work on it

 

When its summer and Im driving it, just the monte, in the winter when its in the garage, its just another dust collector, we all pretty much agree on what to call her when shes not working right! What the hell makes up want to do this when we enjoy it when its all wrong? Must be something mis wired in our brains!

 

I'll add mine into here... I got a small mirror ball and fuzzy handcuffs hanging from the rear view and my freinds call it "Disco machine". The reason that stuff was put in there is because they call it "Disco Machine" though, hehe. One of them also calls it "Latino Heat" for some reason.

 

Lucy

 

I call mine "Krissy", got it from an occantance of mine that goes by that, and they are a total bitch, so it suited my car... Our cars act so female like don't they?

 

Mine is my princess....pisses off my girlfriend that my car has a higher standard then her!

 

Mine

 

haha, my car's name is Lucy too... she is an 85 LG4 5-speed Trans Am, not an Z, hehe.

 

I call my car "PIECE OF SHlT"

 

I call my van The Stro

or sometimes the Hurdling Breadbox

 

89RSconvtZZ4TPI = Colleen (McMurphy from China Beach).
92Z28 convt 5spd = Rasputin (caused lots of problems between the wife and I for awhile )
71Impala402Bbconvt = The Incredible Hulk (It was originally green)
I've taken to callin the 89 the POS cause it won't run right and keeps popping new problems.
The 71 is the Incredible RUSTING Hulk now.

 

Cynthia...every other week when it breaks though...its bitch. I think about that sometimes though. It breaks, I cuss and fix it, I drive it for another few weeks, it breaks and I cuss and fix it some more. With all the money in this "bitch" I could have a new car. So I get to thinking...who is who's bitch here? I think all of our cars conspire to bending us over and Screwing us. My conspiracy theory is that women were really the first ones to design cars.

 

I call it "My Firebird". So many people have asked me why I haven't named my car; I say, it already has a name on it!

 

IROC....But my wife affectionately refers to it as "That damn car"

 

my lovely machine goes by "dottie" lol, the beater car is erma

 

i call my bird fireball. because its cherry red and its pretty quick

 

"The IROC"

 

"Blue Roc"

 

Tranny annie is her full name. I know she's a girl because she can be a real bittch sometimes. But you know us guys we keep going back for more.

I hope i did not insult the girls but thats my opinion.

 

i like to call mine angie when she works but most of the time its as many swear words as i can get out before taking a breath followed by camaro as many times as it takes to get her fixed.

but she still loves me.

 

I call my Jinxx. His name is even on the windshield

 

Roc-Zee instead of Roxie!

 

Hey V6Camaro, that sig is insanely long.

 

..
May I should send it to obedience school.

 

Sorry, but it looks like this thread lost any resemblance to a technical post about 50 replies ago... and that IS one long signature!