i find all the saying about other cars hilarious. so lets hear what ya got.


speed kills...drive a honda and live forever

hondas are like tampons, every ***** has one.

the best way to beat a honda is with a baseball bat.

about all i can think of right now.

and to keep it on subject u can use these to talk a ***** or anyone else into street racing if u get them made enough. lol

lets hear what u got.

-kolby

 

"putting any amount of money into a rice burner is like wiping your *** with a turd"

"Silly imports, speed is for f-bodies"

ok that's all i got for now..I suck

 

The size of a *****'s peni$ is directly proportional to his exhaust tip.

I'd rather push a Camaro than drive an import. (Words easily interchanged)

FORD, Fix Or Repair Daily, Fu(ked upped Old Rebuilt Dodge, Fu(ked on Race Day

PONTIAC, I won't say, a little racist.

I'm sure I'll think of others later.

 

HEHEHE Yeah... i kinda like the pontiac one too... but that doesnt apply to F-body's....

 

You're a little mixed up there. It should be:

The size of a *****'s peni$ is inversely proportional to his exhaust tip.


I kind of like "You know you're a ***** if you go to the parts store and ask for a 1" to 5" exhaust adapter"

 

you might be a ***** if you mistake a 1/8 mile for a 1/4 mile

 

Yeah, I thought it went a little different.

 

MUSTANG Messed Up S#it That Aint No Good.....
here is another one for pontiac= poor old nimrod thinks its a corvette...no offence to any firebird-T/A owners.....IROC= italian retards out crusing, " this just in, 16.9@80mph is NOT FAST!" love that one....no replcement for displacement! (sp?) aight peace

 

LOL i kno that one!

 

VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

TOYOTA - Toyota Overcharges You On Their Accessories

 

FORD = F*(king Old Raggedy Device
Porsche = Poor Old Raggedy Sports Car Had Enough

 

"only little boys wear bow ties"
Poor old _____ thinks it's a cadalac

i can't remember what the space was.. one of my mustang friends found that one after i kept tellin' him i don't wear a bow tie..

 

I mentioned that cadalac one in my first post.

 

MOPAR=More Offensive Pings and Rattels

 

this is a little different from the ones you guys have..but


"she (car) runs like a raped date"

I didn't understand that one (but told it anyways) until I got older (I'm a whole 19 now, haha)

 

Quote:PONTIAC, I won't say, a little racist.

My grandfather told me that one.
My friend from Detroit got rid of his Pontiac after I told him.

-Rich-

 

I was told that several times when I owned my '76 TA.

 

Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time
HonDUH
Take Off Your Oversize Tires As*hole
Fix It Again Tony
Broke My Wallet
Makes Exceptional Rattling Cant Usually Roast Yugos
One Little Drag Starts Making Odd Breaks In Large Engine

only a ***** would deck out a japanese car in japanese lettering decals made by american products corp

a ***** cant tell his as*hole from a 6 inch exhaust tip....his excuse? well they sound the same.. our reply? exhaust tips are exit only, your as* is obviously the intake

so does that wing make yor ***** look small or what?

hey dude, what kinda hubcap bearings you run on that "supercar" there? youll laugh when he replies momo

man look at those stickers.... stilla homo. no man thats stillen and momo. yeah, cover it up boys

anyone ever notice toyota spells trd wrong? missing a "U"

 

I guess my response will be of a different flavor. This one is actually a true statement made to my father in the 1960's by a serious drag racer.

Here goes:

You can only have a given number of horsepower-hours out of a given motor. How much horsepower do you want and how long do you want the motor to last?

Think about that one with reference NOS, etc... It's pretty true.

 

Found On Road Dead
MOre PARts please
Bummin My Wallet
Fix It Again Tony
Subaru= U RAB US (You rob us) LOL

 

HONDA
Hold On, Not Done Accelerating

 

Mustang-
Massivley Under Sized Tires And No Go .