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Jan 13, 2003 | 03:33 PM
  #1  
I've noticed quite the trend here, no offense to anyone in particular...it just astounds me that nearly EVERYone who is in a race has the other person first call their car garbage...and they are rarely antagonized by this, and try to ignore it. Civics or Lightnings or whatever. Eventually it comes down to the point where the F-body owner has 'had enough' and proceeds to toast the opposition (and impressing the drivers' girlfriend - I forgot, nearly ALWAYS do the losers have a gourgeous girlfriend that smiles/winks/laughs at her boyfriend)...they get 3-5-7-9 car lengths, or whatever....hit the hazards, or tap the brakes...and finally, as the opponent goes flying by in humiliation, they proceed to give the finger to the polite, victorious F-body owner. I'd LOVE to have one race that was similar to any of these...! And not saying it doesn't happen like that - but imbellishments of the D-cupped blonde in EVERY losing Civic/Prelude/Stang gets tired...lol...maybe I just race the wrong people.
Jan 13, 2003 | 04:15 PM
  #2  
I dont know what youre talking about!

Just the other day I was leaving hooters when this stupid ***** challenged me to a race, for pink slips.

All the hooters girls cleared out and came to watch the race. We did our burnouts and the guy in the civic gave me the finger. The race was off, and I hung my butt out the window while I smoked his @ss.

Then all the hooters girls removed thier tops to show their appreciation. After that they all gave me their numbers and laughed at the *****.

-Doug
Jan 13, 2003 | 04:23 PM
  #3  
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Originally posted by 85transamtpi
I dont know what youre talking about!

Just the other day I was leaving hooters when this stupid ***** challenged me to a race, for pink slips.

All the hooters girls cleared out and came to watch the race. We did our burnouts and the guy in the civic gave me the finger. The race was off, and I hung my butt out the window while I smoked his @ss.

Then all the hooters girls removed thier tops to show their appreciation. After that they all gave me their numbers and laughed at the *****.

-Doug
Hey, I had that same dream but not about your butt though!:lala:
Jan 13, 2003 | 04:32 PM
  #4  
I certainly hope my @ss isnt in any thirdgen.org members dream.

-Doug
Jan 13, 2003 | 05:01 PM
  #5  
Wait...does a "nightmare" count as a "dream"? No...no pretty girls and winks from the passenger seat. I have played with nice-looking female drivers before. That's always cool, as long as they are cool themselves and good drivers.

This one incident facinates me though. See what you can make of it:
A purplish, pearl like honda comes up beside me at a light. Paintjob looks new, car looks somewhat like Hector's car off of FAF. (If anyone bothered to remember names.) Except it's got the metro type shape. You know, tiny minivan look that most of these cars have. Skinny teenage guy, skinny teenage girl. Clean, middle classed looking--college kids, I presume. Anyway. We aren't the first ones at the light. There are 2-3 cars in front of him and the same for my lane- I'm in the inside. He rolled up, revving his engine, which didn't sound near as bad as most of them. Sounded deeper. I looked over, identified them as I did. Rich kids, I thought. They don't know very much. I popped it into neutral and threw 3 4k revs from the 5.0., which, I noticed could sound turbocharged to someone who didn't know better. He didn't rev again. I looked over. The girl said something, smiling, not nervously, but maybe, nervous as in "Christmas is tomorrow" type of way. You know, nervous, but not scared. When she said whatever she said, he didn't really respond. If he did, he had no emotion at all and didn't say much. Light changes, traffic begins to move. We begin moving with the traffic, side by side. He doesn't rev or do anything stupid. I finally see a path in the traffic, and gun it a little cutting through and getting clear of the slow-moving traffic. He layed back. Later on up the highway, he started to catch up a little. I gave it a little gas and gunned it up to 75 in the 65 zone. No reaction. Hmmm. I'm not sure what all of this meant. Why the revs in the first place? Why no reaction?
Jan 13, 2003 | 05:56 PM
  #6  
Hey I lost to a Honda Del Sol in a fourth Gen Trans-AM. I was driving my friends car at the time. We were comming back from lunch and this Honda gets next to me and starts doing the revving thing. I look over at my freind (the owner of the car) and she says "go for it". I give it the gas and some tard cuts me off and the Del Sol flys past.

Sad but true. "I got him back later on down the highway." But it still happend.
Jan 13, 2003 | 06:28 PM
  #7  
i like the races where the other person thinks their going to win and even the people in his/her car think so also, but when they lose they still act like nothing happened and continue to mess around
Jan 14, 2003 | 12:39 AM
  #8  
Sorry, off topic.
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