so tonight i take the car out, and drive it around for about 4 hours.....this is the 2nd day ive driven it since october so i needed to lol.

the info about the car is in the sig. anyways,

im standing at the pump filling the beast up with some super and minding my own business, i was basically just out for a nice relaxing drive. Just as im done pumpin gas, a 10,000rpm bang shifting mad man in a brand new silver SVT focus comes across the intersection, and flys by the gas station.

the tool shed sees me, pushes in the clutch and revs his car to about 1.2 X 10^5 rpm. im thinking you fool, you cant be serious. But oh yes, he was. this backward visor wearing billboard for birth control hangs a quick left a few hundred feet from the gas station, headed towards rt 3.

so i was thinking, ahhh, what the hell....and i got in the car and hammered down....i caught up to him about 1.5 miles down the road.

now im thinking, please please get on the highway......lo and behold the fart pipe comes to life and the window licker takes a right to the on ramp. He started getting into it pretty good (or at least as good as you can on that thing) and i was feathering the pedal staying right behind him in 3rd gear.

we hit the highway and im about 1 car behind the guy and he wails on it...so i let him get about another car then i gave it hell....i went by the retard like he was in reverse.....anally raping his focus violently in the process. the look on the kids face when i was tearing by him hell bent for leather was great, he was in total shock. :rockon:

lmfao...i raped one of those with my stock lb9...

it was over by 50

good kill lol

lol, great story, good kill!

i havent seen any SVT ****ess yet.. but when i do.. its gunna go head to head against the BULL!

Guys, don't pick on the slow cars. Those things run high 15's at best.

dude you are harsh


whats next a kia sophia, geo metro, maybe step it up to a hyundai elantra, or a saturn SC2 ????

Foci make me chuckle. Were they specifically designed for nerds? They totally look like nerdmobiles, SVT or not. Same with that new Honda Civic Si... I think the designers of both cars got their inspiration from an egg.

lol, nice story

He needed to put the Focus in its place... it wasn't that he thought it'd be a challenge... the Focus revved at him and was trying to show off. I'd do the same thing.

http://www.streetkiaz.com/streetkiaz3/


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Why do people Always look down on nerds? I myself would be a nerd if I didn't already latch onto the "geek" label... I drive a camaro... remember that nerds are smart and they drive a car based on their desires... some nerds drive hondas because they have good gas mileage, I drive a camaro because I like to go fast... we purchase things in order to get things done efficiently, the only nerds I know that buy **** burners are doing it for chicks.

You may have noticed that this focus driver was a punk... very far from a nerd.

damn this post got off topic, WGAF about nerds......

nice kill.

I say a ford is a ford... no matter if its got 4.6l or .46l, DOHC or pushrod.. i dont care... take it out at all costs... if theres a blue oval.. its gotta go down in flames...

well rx7, far be it from me to be critical of sh*tty of cars :rockon:

but....

normally i wouldnt even waste my time with stupid cars like that, but like someone pointed out, he stepped up to the plate. When people do that sometimes you have to put them in their place.

did i mention this was the 2nd day i had the car out since october? lol that may have contributed to my beligerance.....but in any case he tried to be a tough guy, so i shut him down.

you gotta do this alot of times, especially with cars like this one, cause people (dumb people) are like Doooooood its an svttttttt. like it means something.

everyone wants a shot at the title. :rockon:

omg thats too funny....they are such nerd cars...

BTW 383 man u tell the funniest kill stories

i do my best to entertain :rockon:

Hey RX7? did you see monster garage? they tried to make that RX7 into a sand rail.... and it failed... so they shot it with a mini gun! it was awesome... Jesse James rolles up in a suburban with this gun that is the "fastest gun" ever made... it TORE right through that RX.... Im guessing they took out the wenkle and the NX bottle... but he destroyed the 100 gold spoke rims.... oh well.....

Can I use this sometime, that's a damn good quote.

by all means, go for it

ok your going to make me cry


what year was it?
before mine after or the same

i belive its the same.. if i remember what your car looked like.. it might very well be the same gen. as yours? i think its a 89? it was a vert too... nice car...

haha thats cool, i missed it though

That was a definately funny story! You're awesome at telling them! Sweet kill! Yeah, you mention those SVT letters around here and supposidly you're hot poo... Like SVT Contour.... I mean really, it's a 4 door mini family car.... That guy totally asked for it anyway!!! He more or less said "Please come kick my ***!" lol

OMG I laughed so hard when I saw the finished "sand rail" it just looked so funny. But I was almost in tears, rolling around on the floor when I saw that suburban pull up with a damn minigun on top. That was incredible, not a damn thing left of the car it seemed.

:hail: THE MINIGUN!!!

ok guys come on

your really going to make me cry here

http://staff.rwu.edu/mmassa/videos/rx7_sandrail_384.wmv

OMG, holy crap man, that was awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:hail: :hail:

LOL!!! Holy crap!

How the heck do you get ahold of a minigun anyway??!!

You shovel out like $20,000 that's how. Guy that owns it (Mike Dillion, owns a reloading equipment company) has like literally 1000 full autos of all different kinds (including multiple minigun turrents, a quad .50 cal AA weapon, and all the way down to AKs, Uzis, a M249, etc, etc, etc). Even has some WWII era aircraft fully armed. He does strafing runs in the middle of a huge chunk of desert he owns (where he does massive machine gun shoots all the time too). The TV show American Shooter did a special on him and his collection.

Someone over on camaroz28.com posted a link to the video: http://staff.rwu.edu/mmassa/videos/rx7_sandrail_384.wmv

If you like RX7s you might cringe, but I was too busy laughing. LOL, that would be freakin fun. Heck I'd like to shoot it up with some of my regular guns, much less a freakin minigun.

lol i know a guy whos like a moderator for streetkiaz.com, he even has the website name all over his car, its white and purple with a homemade frontend, it's pretty pathetic...

hehehehe, hell bent for lether. I like the Judas Priest reference 383backinblack.

rockon :rockon:

nice kill man.... Like you said there's nothing special about an SVT, even my buddy who's a ford guy agrees with me...

oh man!

The link doesnt work anymore, i'm dying to see those guns rip that car apart!

Can anybody post the vid ??? pleaaase

That video is sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!! Nothing like some toasted ****! I love Monster Garage!

http://download.consumptionjunction....a/cj_18839.wmv

Here it is again. This one isn't as good, only has the first round of shooting, but oh well you snooze you lose...

thanks, aint that the truth.

my brothers girlfriend just bought a brand new mustang GT.....i told her never to park it in my driveway again

lol, GT's are a joke... I don't allow fords in my driveway either...

:rockon:

hahahaha! man that was hilarious! where do you come up with this stuff?

Dude, that is by far the best and most entertaining kill story I have ever read or heard about! And I agree with you, if they start it, you finish it, violently as you put it...keep the stories coming man....

lol everyone seems to like this one.....i write most of my stories just like this one, so do a search for stories by me and read the older ones.

i dont where it comes from really......years of aggravation and pent up aggression against people in dumb cars maybe

hope I never meet you cause your going to beat me down

gettin beat up once in awhile is good for ya, it keeps you on your toes :rockon:

lol

that video what the greatest thing ive ever seen...

the marines have the those right?

no wonder the iraqis are surrendering

u gotta hand it to ford for TRYING to have performance versions of a lot of models. GM missed out on a lot of easy ideas. like taking the stock 3.8 in the fbody and putting the GTP blower on it, and calling it the Z-38 or something. or making newer versions of the powerfull little quad 4.

The 3.8 SC motor doesnt sound like a bad idea, but i wouldnt deface the Z name that has been destroyed over the years. and the quad 4 has been upgraded if you will with the new 2.2 ecotec that they have now. They have pushed out 750hp out of that little 2.2. how about they stop worring about the 4 bangers and worry about a RWD sports car that people can afford and tear the pants off of mustangs and new super imports coming from overseas. im not saying it has to be a camaro or a trans am.. but something that is fast, 350+hp, and in the 23-33k range... lets go GM.. get cracking

Watch out for the new gto and the ss that's coming out at well.

GTA or GTO? and the SS as in the truck, the hotrod thingy, or that rx-8 with a small block thing?

The ss car that is coming out that is rear wheel drive and has a LS1 pumping out some serious hp. Only thing that sux is its going to be 4 door. Also its rumored that the next gen Z06 will have 500 hp. :hail:

the SS is going to have an aluminum 6.0L in it, just like the vortec truck engine, only with an aluminum block.

its basically a bigger ls1

You are right. It is going to be HITHERE 6.0 liter, but it will have much better internals than the truck engines for more power.