I read through posts here once in a while, and theres some pretty damn funny stories.

What I'd like to know, is what the funniest excuse you've ever heard the loser give the winner?

 

"my V TEC didnt kick in"

 

His K&N intake is dirty!

 

another guy once said his foot kept slipping off the clutch(implying that his shoe bottom was wet) in the middle of f***ing summer!

 

Maybe he just came from the car wash?

Vtec can really not kick in, while it's mechanical, it's not permanent. That is a lame excuse though.

 

Kid in a civic told me, after racing, that the bungee cord holding his throttle blade came off and that his car got stuck at WOT.

 

Seen a video of a RX7 lightly modded racing a LX 5.0 mustang with few bolt ons and exhaust. The mustang put a nose length on the RX7 and the kid went nuts! He was complaining about the guy having NOS hidden somewhere so they searched his car. He didnt find anything cuz there was nothing. LOL He goes on saying, the mustang guy had to have something hidden on that car cuz i never ran a catback only 5.0 and have them run me like he did.

LOL some funny stuff.

 

Have you guys seen the "Confession of a loser" video where the guy in the Camaro loses to a guy in an Acura CL on spray. After the first loss, the excuses start flying. So they race again, and it just gets worse and worse. I think he comes up with like ten different things, it's hilarious.

 

"I did not want to waste my nawwssssss " they dont even say n.o.s they say naws



and


"my motor had already heated up"

 

stu, I have seen the video. The guy goes on for 5 minutes about one thing after another.

 

"I forgot to turn the AC off!"

 

Dude thats an easy 30-50 hp loss and probly .3-.5 tenths in the quarter.

 

my rims weigh me down

 

"my clutch is slipping"

"I need to take out my t-tops"

 

"you have hedders and i dont"

 

you have a camaro and i don't lol

 

1. "I didnt have time to let my ebrake down (off the line)"

2. "I turned my internal turbo off, to give you a chance"

3. "The NAWS didnt burn right!"

4. ""My clutch is slipping, I need a new one then I'll show you."
On this one, dude had a Honda Accord that had a motor and tranny put in by one of MY friends...SO I knew he was BS'in lol.

5. "I couldnt grab" He grabbed and got car on me out of the hole before I did lol.

6. "I never put my NAWS sticker on." Im NOT joking, this for real happened, I almost died of laughing.

7. ""You're Camaro is lighter than my Civic." Yeah right. Camaro is 3500, Civic around 2500.....hmmmmmm

 

. "I never put my NAWS sticker on."

 

250hp before stickers :lala: :lala: :lala:

 

Then there is what I told a guy and he didn't believe me.

"my car broke half way through".

My other car is a 1991 4 door tempo with a 2.3L HO engine and a 5 speed. It actually ran pretty good at the track, pulled a time of 16.8. A guy in a 1998 honda civic hatchback wanted to race me so we lined up and went. We were neck and neck going down the track and then I saw pretty much every warning light on my dash light up so I shut down. Well oil was spewed all over my engine bay...something blew up. I limped the car back to the coffee shop where we al hang out. Guy came back and said "I totaly beat you down". Then I told him I shut down when the lights lit up cuz my car broke down half way through the race. Guy replied "muh I use that excuse so I know your lying" meanwhile I have my hood open and there is oil and crap everywhere. I got it fixed though...$1200 later.

 

$1200 in a 1991 TEMPO?!?!? :nono: :nono:

 

Damn! I thought I was faster, something must be broke.

{2000 Neon v 1995 Cobra}

Something must have been broke. :shrug:

 

 

"I hit a squirell" (sp?)
"My bottle pressure is too low" (pretty common)
"It's cause you went on the second yellow, I waited for green....."
Those are the only ones I've heard, squirell one is funny.

 

had a guy tell me he didnt have enough air in his tires and it hurt his top end thats why i beat him ....LOL

 

low air pressure will make you go slower more resistance but it will make you grip better. but my best was well your engine is 5x bigger the next was yours is so loud i couldnt here u say go but he left first. last was well uh well uh well uh the supra beat that black car in fandf and so should i

 

One guy told me this......
I had it in overdrive, if it was in drive I would have caught ya.....

I just smiled and drove off knowing that he was a dumba@@.
Laters,
Conrad

 

i was pulling on him nice then we had to stop he goes , since it is an automatic "when i shifted out of second i accidently went up into d" haha tore em up and u kno the 2.8 v6's are very slow

 

Anyone know where to find this video? Sounds like a real winner.

 

I first saw it on Honda-tech a couple years back. I know it lives on some site that is a compilation of street racing videos. I'll look for it when I get home if I get a chance tonight. It's hilarious.

 

Awesome, I would like to see this video.

 

My lame excuse: L03.

 

Ask and you shall recieve. Funny video

http://www.undergroundracing.com/video/CL_vs_94Z28.asf

 

"I blew my shift"

story: Im in a C5 M6 he's in a second gen integra we turn left and he guns it then I do the same at the top of 1st Im like 3 cars ahead then we go from a light and as I **** to 2nd I have about 4 cars on him I pull into the parking lot and he follows then he says "I wound of had you but I blew my shift" I just had to laugh at him

 

I was talking to a guy with a 98 stang with a paxton. I said nice car is it fast? He says you see the blower dont ya. I say that dont mean its fast. Him i will take out anycar in this parking lot me oh yeah i got my ta over there he say what you got i said lt1 he says no i mean n2o or blower I said i have a n2o setup but my bottle is at home empty. He says well that aint a fair race to you and everyone that knows me starts laughing. I said put down $20 so the winner gets some gas 5 gal for me full tank for him lol. Well i got my 5 gal of gas

 

clutch AC hahahA!

 

I told you it was classic.

 

Definitely a classic.

I fail to see why someone, upon knowing they had a zillion different things wrong with their car, would actually try to race it, unless they simply wanted to see how BAD the car was running. Unless, of course, there's nothing wrong, he just has a pride complex and can't fathom his mighty LT1 losing to a '*****', and makes up a bunch of stuff to compensate for being rudely slapped with the cold fact he isn't the fastest thing on the street. Whines like a little boy who lost a game of dodgeball or something. Nice car that won, what sort of stuff could it have had to make it that sprightly, besides the laughing gas?

 

waaaaa waaaaa my clutch is slipping, my a/c was on, my plugs are shot, i need a tune up , if you werent in here and the car was lighter i would have won, LMAO

what the fu*k...thats funny

im gonna take my ball and go home you guys dont play fair...LMAO....LOL

 

That has to be one of the funniest videos I have ever seen. Thats priceless. Water pump, tune up, clutch, AC, anything.

 

Him: "That's bs, I would have passed you"

Me: "Uh, we went 0-70 and I pulled 4-5 cars on you and was still pulling"

Him: "Yea but I would have passed you at 140"

Me: "Umm...Ok"

Him "It's ok, my import is made for whipping, your car is to big for that"

Me: "Whats whipping?"

Him: "Weaving in and out of trafiic"

Me: "Umm, ok..."

 

"Whipping?" Oh ***, no wonder you guys hate those kids so damn much.

The car in the confession of a loser video is an Acura CL or TL, I don't remember. It's a luxury car with almost no after market. I think a few companies sell some suspension stuff, headers (it's a V6), exhaust, and maybe some other stuff like pullies or a supercharger.

Anyway, none of that stuff would have made that particular year be able to beat an LT1, the car in the video is using nitrous.

 

oh man, I forgot. I still have my T-tops in the car!!!

That should make up the difference of that 100 shot!!


LMAO

 

I slapped my face like this quite a few times listening 2 this guy. I wont even race ricers anymore cuz of stupid **** like that.

 

WHIPPING thats a new one to me ....LOL
when i was growing up thats what you got when you did something wrong ...

dad would get home and give you the whipping of a life time for breaking the window in the livingroom .....LMAO

 

I don't follow. Stupid stuff like what?

 

yeah the guy that lost was driving a 94 z28 wasnt he or something close to that year i thought ????

 

Just goes to show you, ignorance knows no difference between import or domestic. Someone like that qualifies as a ***** in my opinion.

 

like endangering peoples lives innocent peoples lives
if i see you weaving up trying to catch me i wont even look at you or ill just shake me head if i kno u then ill lecture your as s for doing it.

 

The other guy was doing it too, not just the *****.