I beat a brand new T/A... how?

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Jul 20, 2001 | 04:41 AM
  #1  
Okay this was a while back, but I have been meaning to ask. Im going through town, and this brand new silver T/A pulls out, and I see 2 hot girls in it. So im following them (2 lane road) and finally we both turn left onto a 6 lane road. this was a 'base line' T/A, not Ram Air, not WS6, but I could tell it was a standard. Well anyways, I pull beside them going down the road and drop it into drive, tap the gas a couple times, and for the real attention getter I droppped it to 2nd and literally jumped a couple times :P Well we finally hit a red light, and the girl driving rolls here window down and yells "You think you're going to beat this in that 4-cylinder?" At this point i was pissed and i wanted to yell all kind of curse words, but all I said was "Six point six baby". So I start thinking 'I have to beat this dumb b*tch, then maybe here daddy will buy here a faster car'. So I sit there and powerbrake at abotu 1300 RPM, just to hold tension on the suspension a drivetrain. The light turns green and I do a picture perfect launch, not a sound from the tires. I must have pulled them by 2 or 3 car lengths and soo i was doing 90MPh in a 40. I slow way down and let them catch up, and start gloating hard. I was laughing at them for one thing, but I was in second gear just stomping the gas. They tried to go for a 40mph punch but I got them there too. Anyways, are new T/As realy that slow or could this b*tch just not drive a standard for crap or what?

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1983 Firebird
TH700R4 Auto
Small Block 400
LG4 ECM, Intake, Carb, Distributor, etc.
Soon to be non-computer.
Clarion Head Unit 45X4
2 Pioneer 400W 12" Subs
Third Gen Performance
"A four cylinder is half an engine."
Jul 20, 2001 | 06:23 AM
  #2  
First of all, it was a girl driving.

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- 305ci V8 TBI / Automatic Trans / Loaded
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Jul 20, 2001 | 06:47 AM
  #3  
HEY OEJ, is the spoiler on the trans am rice, or are the wheels.
Jul 20, 2001 | 10:59 AM
  #4  
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Ward:
and I see 2 hot girls in it. </font>

point 1


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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">this was a 'base line' T/A, not Ram Air, not WS6, but I could tell it was a standard.</font>
point 2

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">:P Well we finally hit a red light, and the girl driving rolls here window down and yells "You think you're going to beat this in that 4-cylinder?" </font>
point 3
proves she's a dumba$$,knows nothing about cars


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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Anyways, are new T/As realy that slow or could this b*tch just not drive a standard for crap or what?</font>
point 4

exactly

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Jul 20, 2001 | 03:26 PM
  #5  
i see several things wrong here. first off, if there are two hot girls in a t/a, why would you be thinkin "bitch", when you could be thinkin "ohh, sex". and why in the hell would a good 400 small block get beat by an LS1? youve already got 53 cubic inches on them (anyone fixing to make a comment like "the LS1 is a 350 ", do some reading yourself, its 347ci)

[This message has been edited by idrag2 (edited July 29, 2001).]
Jul 20, 2001 | 06:14 PM
  #6  
346 to be exact

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Jul 20, 2001 | 07:43 PM
  #7  
you've got a 400 SBC with stock intake? not understanding your sig..
Jul 22, 2001 | 06:20 AM
  #8  
ppl get confused about my engine. The easiest way to explain my current engine setup (which was not my choice BTW) is this. Imagine a stock, run of the mill LG4. Now remove the short block assembly from it and replace it with a 400 short block assembly. So I still have the LG4 carb, intake, computer,smog junk, etc. Sooner or later i will ditch the computer and smog sh*t, but I am strapped for cash right now. I really need to stop goin to strip clubs so much... lol
P.S. : white, I was thinking exactly that until the prude a$$ ***** ragged on my car. I 'm tired of stupid hoes whose parents buy them everything

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1983 Firebird
TH700R4 Auto
Small Block 400
LG4 ECM, Intake, Carb, Distributor, etc.
Soon to be non-computer.
Clarion Head Unit 45X4
2 Pioneer 400W 12" Subs
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"A four cylinder is half an engine."

[This message has been edited by Ward (edited July 22, 2001).]
Jul 23, 2001 | 01:00 AM
  #9  
Dood, you would beat her, whether its not a big block or what not your torque should really help you out. She had one extra person and she was a chick in auto, it doesn't matter if its a chick, how the hell hard is it to press the peddle? And don't talk **** about girls shifting because I learned how to shift from a girl, she had a Honda Prelude 5spd and could just roll through the gears. Those run around I think 14.1 or 14.2 in the 1/4, it shoulda been close with your gay intake. Get some more air in that **** and uh thank you 13's.

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14.4 @ 94mph w/2.0622 60ft (w/o headers and catback)

14.426 @ 96.19mph w/2.167 60ft(w/headers and catback)
Jul 23, 2001 | 01:26 PM
  #10  
She probably never even floored it, she just wanted to see if you would blow your car up. Her and her friend probably got a good laugh watching you waste gas. I'm sure she thinks she could beat you, but her dad told her not to race.
Jul 29, 2001 | 01:31 PM
  #11  
I'm not dissing your car but I seriously doubt that she tried very hard to beat you. If your 400 is built I can see it happening but if it's stock...No Way....

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Best 60ft:1.94
1/8th:8.381@86.03
1/4:12.963@108.44

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Jul 29, 2001 | 06:50 PM
  #12  
LOL,oh...LOL!!! she probably was playing with you! I do that all the time with people. I'll be driving along,minding my own buiseness,when some punk in a pitiful V6 stang or ***** pulls up,revving,trying to get all up in my grill,so we can throw down like true thugs...just kidding,so I start to "trail" them to make them think that I'm racing. I do this just to see what they got,they could be playing too. I love to see the car pop-ing gears,smell the clutch as they struggle to gain lead on me ,as I effortlessly accelerate,never seeing my car go too far above 3000rpms,I doubt the LS1 went far over 1500rpms the whole time!
Jul 29, 2001 | 07:41 PM
  #13  
when you swapped to a sb400 did you change anything else besides the short block? cuz i think a beefier carb could help a hell of a lot for starters.
Jul 29, 2001 | 11:32 PM
  #14  
I know a handful of LT1's and Ls1's that run low 14's stock. I know of 2 LS1's in my car club that run low 14's.

Not all LS1 cars run 12's from the showroom floor. That is a rare occurance, though I know somebody with a SS car that ran 12.90 but that was a 6-speed car. There are even 2 LS1 vette's that run at the local track here that run 9.0's in the 1/8 mile.

All LS1's ain't 'fast'.
Jul 30, 2001 | 12:57 AM
  #15  
Okay dood, I wanna see an LS-1 SS 6 speed run 12.9. They run mid 13's. Not 12's. Im pretty close to altitude and ive seen them at the track. And how come LS-1's and LT-1's run low 14's stock. I just beat a LT-1 a few days ago, he got me in first because my tires are **** but I hit third and just started to creep. I raced him in 2nd and I just pulled (not to hard tho). LT-1's run 14.2-14.6. By the way, the one I raced had a catback. I figure he had a mid 14 LT-1. And I know PLENTY people that have 4th Gens with LS-1s. The ram air t/a can make a nice 13.7 @ 101mph as the converitble (was there) ran a 14.0 @ 100mph. The 6spd Z's run around 13.9 or 13.8. The vettes run a modest low 13's with a few mods high 12's. Where the **** do you get these times from? Were not in never never land, reality...difference.

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1990 G92 5spd LB9 - 3.42 80,000 miles

Accel Ignition/Wires (8.8mm), Advanced Timing, TB Bypass, Ported and Gasket Matched Plenum, Synthetic Motor Oil, 160 Thermo, TPIS Airfoil, K&N Air Filters, Centerforce I Pressure Plate and Clutch, Edelbrock TES Headers, Dual Cats, Edelbrock RPM Series Catback, Homemade Ram Air, Bosch +4 Platinum Plugs

14.4 @ 94mph w/2.0622 60ft (w/o headers and catback)

14.426 @ 96.19mph w/2.167 60ft(w/headers and catback)
Jul 30, 2001 | 06:40 AM
  #16  
I will admit I haven't seen any showroom stock LS1's run 12's but I also haven't seen any run 14's either. They are mid 13 second cars anywhere but at very high altitudes. Bone stock with 480 miles on it my car ran 13.67@101.29 on a hot august day. With only a whisper air lid, ram air kit, ported maf ends, and a cutout I can on a decent day run 12.90's-13.0's@107-108+ all day long. LT1's usually run low 14's stock. I had a 96 TA bone stock and it ran a best of 14.27@99mph on a hot july day.

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2000 NHRA Edition T/A
Pewter Metallic
A4 3.23 Gear w/GSC's
Whisper lid, MAF Ends, Ram Air Kit, Exhaust C/O
Best 60ft:1.94
1/8th:8.381@86.03
1/4:12.963@108.44

1989 IROC-Z 5.7
Auto w/3.24 gears
Jul 30, 2001 | 08:51 AM
  #17  
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Ward:
I said was "Six point six baby".
What the hell do you with that? Do you have a six point cage in the car? It is not in your sig and why would you spend the money for a cage in such a low hp car?

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Jul 30, 2001 | 01:30 PM
  #18  
Oh dear, you must be joking right....

Please tell me you know that a "six point six" is in fact a 400...

Don't make me do a tech article on displacement....

-ws6formula-
Jul 30, 2001 | 03:10 PM
  #19  
Dude..I know a guy with a '00 TA who runs 13.0 at 108.5 all day long. BONE STOCK. It's in MD..he ran in it November when it's like 40 outside with 40 percent humidity. That's not rare at all man..C-5's run slow because they are bought by rich old men who don't know how to drive and would never powershift.

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Aug 1, 2001 | 11:03 AM
  #20  
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Yarnboy:
C-5's run slow because they are bought by rich old men who don't know how to drive and would never powershift.

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AMEN TO THAT!!!

I go to Atco Raceway in nj its at sea level...i've YET to see a LS1 fbody run slower than a 13.8. I know someone with a firehawk and with slicks broke into the 12's. The are low-mid 13 second cars from the factory...MAYBE 14's in high altitude...i guess...but yeah like stated above C5 vettes don't turn good times cause old rich guys buy them...they think they are cool driving a nice car

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Aug 1, 2001 | 11:17 AM
  #21  
Yeah, no kidding....why don't they drive it like they stole it? I asked some dude to light em up at a light, and he gave me a frown and said f-you and was on his way. Why didn't he dump the clutch at 2 or something, it's not like he would have wrecked or anything.... . I mean, these cars were made to do that stuff! Gosh, gotta love old dudes. He's probably that same fool that winked at me in the mall, when I was 6...

-ws6formula-
Aug 1, 2001 | 08:15 PM
  #22  
I ran 13.5 @ 104 in my SS when it had 700 miles on it. At 800 miles, the car dynoed at 311 rwhp SAE corrected (315 rwhp uncorrected) I installed an LS1 motorsports lid and put 5500 total miles on the engine. I dynoed a few weeks ago at 333 rwhp 342 ft lb rwtq uncorrected (the dyno operator neglected to give me an SAE corrected print out this time) The extra HP should knock a 10th or two off the time. More practice to get a better 60' time (I had a 2.12) and I can see the car at 13.2. Put a set of Nittos and run in winter (temp was mid 80s in Florida) and high 12's are definitely possible.

You would need a real strong running 400 to keep up with that LS1. The LG4 intake system definitely isnt going to cut it.

BTW the only difference between a TA and a WS6 TA is the Ram Air intake (its not a true Ram Air System). Production line differences will determine the faster car more so than the Ram Air would.

The LS1 Auto should still run 13.5 at about 101 - 102 mph so it's still pretty fast.

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[This message has been edited by Ed Z28 350 (edited August 01, 2001).]
Aug 1, 2001 | 09:51 PM
  #23  
no cursing
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