Michael Prisco

LETS HAVE SOME FUN, THE BEST TESTIMONIAL FOR THE FORMULA113 AND BEADX WILL WIN A FREE CASE ( 6- 113 ,12 OZ- 6-BEADX 22 OZ ) OR MY CAR IS SO SHINEY THAT ???? MAKE ME LAUGH FELLAS!

I am in a good mood and feel like giving away some stuff, not samples the big ones.

By the way the samples are being sent this week.

MetalliCamaroRS

iTrader: (15)

My car is so shiney I sold my Zaino and bought more Formula 113

Michael Prisco

THATS A GREAT ONE . SO FAR YOUR IN THE #1SPOT

Xceleratemaro

it made my car so shinny that i wanted to smack your mom's hiny dont be a winny bitch i got the itch for some forumulla 113 its like a dream with the steem rising around the maro got the arrow pointed in the opposit direction of the zaino yo wich sucks like a big ***** dont be a ho and buy zaino, buy forumula 113 it will get you the gleam to shine/ hell yea that's mine./.didnt take all that much time.looks good like it should.

yo mothers dont even got the flow fo sho can't keep up with my flow, its a discrace to my race- can't keep up with my pace, hit it in the face with some mace. forumula 113 gives me the mad geen.

YO DONT YA KNOW BEADX IS NOT LIKE THE REST ITS THE BEST.


ha ha figured i give it a try...it's kinda a rap

A88GTANotchback

when i used my Zaino it just wouldnt cut it. So i went and bought this new miracle product and i get the looks all over town. in fact the other day i had a cop pull me over to ask what kinda stuff i used. i turned to him with a grin and said Formula 113.

Wootah

Did you wax those with Formula 113? Cause I can see myself in your pants..

joshp14

I swear it adds 150 HP to my car because the air glides over it so well.

Michael Prisco

KEEP ON RAPPIN, THAT WAS A GOOD ONE, THERE All good. But who can make me laugh the hardest. KEEP THEM COMING.


I will give it a week from today to pick the winner.


I like the one about the cop, got a little nervous on that one, t hough you were getting a ticket?

easySPEEDcamaro

When I used F113 on my car, it go so shiny that my girlfriend would do her makeup infront of my passenger side door every morning... (you gotta love that mirror shine)

1991 Z-28

LOL

85SportCoupeto89RS

Formulla 113 is so good it made my 1 stage paint job look like a 3,000.00 dollar base coat clear coat paint job done by professionals

1991 Z-28

how bout this, u send me some formula 113 and then i make a joke, ive heard good stuff, but ive never tried it, eveytime i try to get a free sample they hit me with shipping charges and i never do it, come on dont u wanna see some formula 113 on this bad boy?

Xceleratemaro

i got more rap than you got time it wont cost but a dime to ship it to my door. i always want more/ like a little *****, i thought thats why we when to war! i want to score wax to take my paint to the max. hope there's not too much tax. you want a joke/ look at there reply i think i want to die, im not going to lie, and please dont cry-just try, your girlfriend needs to quit eating pie. she need's more makeup so dont get mad and brakeup. now i must shakeup my wax /no im not done with my cracks 91z what is it that you cant see your car is ugly sorry man you cant make red primer shine so this box is mine!!


sorry there is nothing personal in this post

89transam

Formula 113 is so bright people ask me if my car was raised by the stars...

Formula 113 made my car a mirrior I can definatly see myself in..

Yo, Formula 113 is like american express...never leave your garage without it

Yo, Formula 113 is so bomb I get 10 ticjets a day with FINE written all over them.

Yo, Formula 113 must be from by the snapple people, made by the best stuff on earth.

Yo, formula 113 is so RADiant , UN weapon inspectors are bugging me.

Ill think of more later

Xceleratemaro

89trans am/ you think your the man/ i cant stand what you got to say, i think your gay, are your retarted today? you say stars? your head is in mars becouse you dont have any good looking cars, and you got bad cridit so dont try to edit this post caz your gunna get burnt like tost. o UPS is here i got to go get my wax while your fat *** is eating your snacks.

THIS IS NOTHING PERSONALE JUST A GAME!!!

Michael Prisco

LOL, THERE GETTING GOOD, MORE MORE MORE.


MAYBE WE SHOULD DO 2 CASES, ONE FOR THE BEST RAP AND ONE FOR THE BEST TESTIMONIAL. LETS DO THAT.


SHOOT

MetalliCamaroRS

iTrader: (15)

This is gonna turn into a flame war with him and his raps.

I think I should win, just cause I need more Formula 113

A88GTANotchback

Formula 113 destroys the competition. it will have ur friends calling each other gay and such things just so they can score some off u. so come on down and pick up ur 113 today...or bash ur friends and hope someone gives it to u in a competeitiion of some sort

Xceleratemaro

i dont want this to turn into a flam so i must tame my raps, but you cant tame the formula 113 it's so mean on the dirt that it herts/ the eyes in the sunny weather/ your car is money/ with the paint and the dubs, and ya aint ganna be in the clubs trying to pic up the cubs. shinny as a girls best friend she gives ya car a 10!!

im too tired

its been fun but it got to run

bubbakutz

i think i should get it
i have no wax on this baby yet and what else better to put on it than some formula 113.....

FyreLance

I love writing freestyles!

C'mon Xceleratemaro, I'll battle with ya, I won't get offended. Plus I need some F113.


Xceleratemaro won't get F113 this week,
Installed some new shocks and now he goes "squeek squeek",
I'll use Formula 113 to make my car a work of art,
You're to busy installing shocks & having extra parts.
You wanna make your car look fast but you can't,
This coming from the guy that calls a V6 a power plant!
Yeah, I got my info from this post right here (https://www.thirdgen.org/techbb2/sho...hreadid=174585)
And judging from it, you'd make the F113 smear.
I'll get the free sample and be saying "Formula 113 rocks!"
While you're there figuring out your rear shocks.

(Hehe j/k, like we said, just a game...)

MetalliCamaroRS

iTrader: (15)

Fyre wins cause he can spell

FyreLance

lol, hey, I'll take it....

hotrod87camaro

how about you just give it to me because i needs some but im too cheap to buy it even though i heard it was the schitt.

Michael Prisco

THEY ARE GETTING BETTER, THE ONE ABOUT THE SHOCKS HAS ME ROLLIN.


I Have a new problem. I was over at the camaroz28.com site and came across an interesting thread about zaino residue in the show and shine section. I have not been active on that site because i was banned for sticking up for my self. You can check out some of the posts by searching formula113 on the search box.

The guy who started the thread is a zaino user and has absolutely nothing to do with me or my company but the guys over there ripped him a new A-hole. Then they started bad mouthing me and I cant get on the site to defend my self.

I have nothing against Sal Zaino, good guy with a great product, but some of his dealers have a thing about me and my company.

They are saying something about the gurureports that came out a while back, formula113 came in at #45 or some crazy crap. I read the report and was a little pissed but know how good the 113 is I just chilled out and went about my biz.The scoring was based on many things like availability, I naturally came in low there because it is not available in stores, stuff like turtle wax beat me ???

I personally think that ZAINO was behind the whole thing, at first zaino came in not so good then everyone started arguing the zaino dealers got pissed and they did it over!! ALL OF A SUDDEN ZAINO WAS #1. It doesn't take a brain surgeon to figure out that one.

I will go heads up with any product on the market, any time any were because thats how much I believe in my products.

From oxidized to custom paint jobs, lets do it. Ferrari of Washington DC is a very good customer of mine and was a word of mouth customer.


All I am trying to say is this, WHO EVER RIPPS THEM BUTT HEADS THE BIGGEST NEW A HOLE WINS THE CASE.

LETS HAVE A F113 ZAINO WAX OFF POLISH OFF WHAT EVER AND LET THE CROWD DECIDE.


I will be in NJ for the Corvette show on the boardwalk May 1st to the 4th, I will also be there for the street rod show the following weekend. Third weekend in May I will be in Ocean City, MD for the big street rod show(killershow) in let parking lot, by the way i emptied my 2500 chevy van at the show and called home for more because i was running out, You know what were was the zaino dealers???? after that OC show I am off to the show in, I CAN TELL THAT ONE YET OR THEY MIGHT STOP ME FROM GOING

Come and see me at anyone of these shows , mention this post and get your free samples.


THEY ARE PISSING ME OFF BECAUSE I CAN'T POST A REPLY ON THAT SITE

FORMULA113 DEALERS MUST UNITE AND FIGHT BACK!!!!

nikh23

Hey Michael do you typically charge less at the shows that you attend? I'm going to be down the shore the second week of May after my college lets out so I'll be keeping an eye out for ya. And also which boardwalk are we talkin about?

Michael Prisco

I WILL CUT YOU SOME SLACK AT THE CAR SHOW, I WILL BE IN WILDWOOD FOR THE FIRST 2 WEEKENDS IN MAY. LOOK FORWARD TO MEETING YOU.

THANKS

89transam

Zaino is alot like a threesome. Hard to get , overrated and overpriced.

89transam

Yo yo yo in the rain or in the snow
I got the 113 and im winning the show
I clean , I polish , I shine it up good
the only thing it dosent do is the wood
I get 1st place, I win the Crown
My trans am is the best in town
And its thanks to Michael with his amazing cream
Suddenly im living the american dream
Ive got girls on my left , cash on my right
I think im gonna get lucky tonight
so try and step up and outshine me
I think not, IVE GOT 113!

:lala:

bubbakutz

89transam wins in my book

ChevyKen

iTrader: (1)

"My car is so smooth that I have to sneak up on it in the morning so it doesn't slip out of the garage when I open the door.."


- but then again, living across the ocean I've never had the pleasure of trying F113, so I don't really know..



Ken

si_camaro

My car is so shiny, it looks like everyone else's car

(Think about it...)

Michael Prisco

89TRANSAM IS THE MAN. SO FAR YOU TAKE THE PIE, SO WATCH OUT FOR THAT OTHER GUY. LETS KEEP GOING AND SEE HOW GOOD IT GETS, MOST LIKELY WE AINT SEEN NOTHIN YET.

ZrOuT85TA

I ate Formula113 and now MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK AND I CAN'T TYPE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.

Dewey316

I have only used Formula113 ONCE, and it was the free sample i got last summer....


BUT

I put it on the day of the All Camaro Show in Portland, OR, and my car with factory paint, that has 160,000 Miles on it came home with a trophy!!!!! i am ordering some as soon as the rain looks like it will stop here in the PNW. Micheal you make a great product, and i love that you stand behind it so much that you give it away to people knowing it will convince them to buy it.

Michael Prisco

THANK YOU. DEWEY316
89 TRANS AM IS WINNING SO FAR.

BEST RAP, I SAVED THAT ONE.

LETS SEE SOME MORE GOOD ONES.

BY THE WAY LAST NIGHT I WAS PISSED OFF AT THOSE GUYS OVER AT THE CAMAROZ28 SITE BUT WHAT EVER YOU KNOW. MIKELS IS ALWAYS TALKING BAD ABOUT ME AND MY PRODUCTS, HE AINT GOT THE ***** TO TELL ME TO MY FACE, PUNK WITH A KEYBOARD

IF HE LOVES THE ZAINO SO MUCH THEN WHY IS HE PUTTING S100 OVER IT????


ENJOY THE SHINE, OFF TO THE GYM , WANT TO SEE SOME MORE RAP WHEN I GET BACK

Mark A Shields

After using F113 when I've had to use other waxes I felt like I was wasting my time with an inferior product in every way. I had to wait till the sun wasn't out or park the car in the shade.
The hood on my car has always been the shiniest part of the car. But after using F113 for the first time, the fenders and doors started being just as reflective as the hood. F113 is also the easiest wax to remove that I have tried. It comes right off without hard rubbing and doesn't leave any residue behind.

I don't really care if I win this or not, because no matter what I'll still be promoting this great product on this site.

85SportCoupeto89RS

I use to praise f113 over there, but every time I talked about it I'd get the f113 sucks shizt my super expensive Zaino is much better. And such a great bang for the buck

confucius101

is it too late for a free sample?
or can you give the name / number of a dealer
in the new york city area?
thanks

FyreLance

In the rain or in the snow? Fool you don't know,
Ain't know way your car's gonna win the show,
Sittin' here trying to get wax from Michael Prisco,
Good thing, cuz it looks like you waxed your car with Crisco!
I gotta get real mean to get my Formula 113,
I wish you'd stop using Mr. Clean and sunscreen.
89transam, duller than a Spam can,
You'll be able to stand next to my car and get a tan!
Go buy a minivan, I'm starting a Zaino ban,
So come on now and send ME that free can!
So whaddya think Stan? Does it sound like a plan?
I'll stand out like a white guy in Afghanistan.
C'mon Mike from Yonkers, you're drivin' me bonkers,
Zaino sucks while F113 simply conquers!

:lala:

USA-1

Sung to Don McLean
American Pie

A long long time ago
I can still remember how a Turtle used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make that paint job dance
And maybe I'd be happy for a while.

But Mother’s came and made me shiver
With each coat that I delivered
Bad news on the doorstep
But Zaino went one more step

I remember when I tried
Based on Michael Prisco’s pride
That F113 touched me deep inside
The day that Zaino died

So
{Refrain}
Bye-bye, Mr Zaino Guy
Drove my chevy to the levee
Gave the Formula a try
And them good old boys were droolin’as I drove by
Singin' this'll be the day that I try
Goodbye Mr. Zaino bye bye

Do you wax your car with Love
And do you use a pad or glove
If the Bottle tells you so
Do you believe in Parasol
Can Zymol save your auto’s soul
And does Carnuba really dry real slow

Well, I know that you're in love with it
'Cause you made it look just like K.I.T.T.
You bought her all new shoes
Man, I dig those headers and duals

And now you’re looking for a shine
Maguire’s used to work just fine
But 113 showed up in time
The day that Zaino died

I started singin'
{Refrain}

Dad bought himself and “oh”-2 bird
He called and asked me if I’d heard
Of any wax to make his baby shine
I told him I had found this stuff
He didn’t even need to buff
So easy it should be a crime

Oh, and after he had waxed her down
We went for a spin around
The courtroom was adjourned
The verdict was returned
So we passed some off to my cousin Bart
He waxed his Z up in the park
She still beamed nicely in the dark
The day that Zaino died

We were singing
{Refrain}

So we agreed to split a case
The look on everybody’s face
As the three of us drive by
I parked her over on the grass
A shine that looks so much like glass
It’s enough to make you cry

We gathered all the other trash
That wasted so much time and cash
And took them to the pail
To all we tell our tale
Then show the shine that it will yield
Oh, I recall when I revealed
The day Zaino died

We started singing
{Refrain}

Oh, and there we were all in one place
A car show and the perfect space
It’s time to brag again
So come on, Mike be nimble, Mike be quick
Send my winning case real quick
'Cause the Formula is my only friend

Oh, and as I turned this little dude
Put his dirty hands all over my hood
But no angel born in hell
Could break the Formula’s shell
And as the day turned into the night
Time for us to take our flight
I left laughing with delight
The day that Zaino died

He was singing
{Refrain}

I know a guy who sang the praise
Of Zaino and it’s glassy glaze
But I just smiled and turned away
I went to the sacred site
Had a sample sent to him that night
Just to see what he would say

And when the sample had arrived
My friend gave 113 a try
But not a word was spoken
The Zaino left Hoboken
And now all of us just stare
In wild amazement at the splendorous glare
Not one of us even care
The day that Zaino died

And they were singing
{Refrain}

Bye-bye, Mr Zaino Guy
Drove my chevy to the levee
Gave 113 a try
And them good old boys were droolin’as I drove by
Singin' this'll be the day that I try

FyreLance

...

You suck.

lol

That was too good. Dangit, now I gotta come up with something better.... pfft.

confucius101

you guy's are too much
:hail: :hail: :hail:

USA-1

There's plenty more where that came from. I do stuff like that all the time in my hockey forum.

Had to mention Dad because he NEVER EVER waxed a car. I was amazed when he washed any car but it was usually when they had to go to a wedding or some other party. Now, he uses this stuff on the T-Bird all the time because it's so easy. He even takes care of Mom's Benz (every once in a while ). He absolutely loves this stuff.

Mike, you've helped turn Dad into a clean freak!

FyreLance

Don't worry, my wheels are turning, I'm workin' on it.

Mike, you oughta set a rule, that way you dont' see a really good one and choose it, you might miss out on some good stuff. Maybe, if someone's "winning" and you don't get a better one within a day, that person wins. (If that makes any sense)

FLYNLOW92rs

iTrader: (53)

We cant have a good paint job forever
So while we have it, we might as well shine together
It's glassy as ever
More shine and more reflection
Micheal knows how to make it better
Yeah that's right Zaino

If you try to shine it won't happen
Dont try to beat Formula 113
It won't happen
Don't make an *** out of yourself trying to outshine me
I'm cocky, my car is shiny
It's blinding



All to 50 cent's Victory Beat....

FLYNLOW92rs

iTrader: (53)

If you try to beat my wax
We'll come at you with an axe
You could shine for hours
but the shine its gonna stay ours
When you look at my car you see a reflection
When i look at your car i see a collection
of water spots and more dirt
does your elbow hurt?
You were waxing for days
While i was eating lays
Formula 113 was the key
It will outshine you times 3
Zaino you better step down
before i run you into the ground
Zaino and Turtle Wax is crap
Formula 113 is the best, and that's a rap

300hpse

iTrader: (2)

my car is so shiny that the sun has to put shades on every time it comes up

easySPEEDcamaro

omg this sounds like house party, i can already picture fyrelance as that tall guy with the square haircut...

FyreLance

LOL

good Lord