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  • About Camarojohn82
    Location
    M'boro, TN
    Interests
    well, cars mostly
    Occupation
    maintenance man (heh)
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    82 Camaro SC 2.8 V6 YAH BABY!!!
    Um...Streetglow underbody kit
    Currently undergoing a tuneup before and further mods
    IM me!! AIM S/N- CallmeLynyrd

    Top 10 reasons to buy a new car...

    10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.

    9. Instead of an air bag, there's a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.

    8. You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14-year-old on a moped.

    7. The 15 minute JiffyLube needs to keep your car for 3 days.

    6. When you gas up, the attendant asks, "Can I re-duct tape that windshield for you?"

    5. Thieves repeatedly break in your car just to steal "The Club."

    4. While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and asking if anyone was hurt.

    3. For the last five years, you've had to settle for making "vroom, vroom" noises while in the driveway.

    2. You keep losing dates on left turns.

    1. Traffic reporters start referring to you by name when discussing morning tie-ups.

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  • Last Activity: 03-22-2004 11:15 PM
  • Join Date: 08-20-2002

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