85 TRANSAM WS6

so i was in woodbridge in the summer. this guy was at our chill spot with his ferrari testarossa and his corvette. they where both yellow and alot of people where crowded around him lookin at his cars.
i go over and ask him if hes lookin for a race. he says sure what you got. i point at my civic and he smirks. i say it wont be a wast of his time and he says ok.
well lets just say i pounde the 91 ferrari testarossa bad. it wasnt even a race. beat him twice. he says well this isnt my race car so race my supercharged corvette. his buddies drivin it and it looks mean. i say sure but i dont think i can take it.

we line up three times on an industrial road and i rape him three times in a row. each time by about three cars. **** what a rush.
after we are all talkin and gettin along. he took a video of the spankin. he told me after he would have bet any amount of money that the vette would have beat me. he later did 12.2 at cayuga drag way.

my civic is a 93 coupe si with a stock 2.2 h22a 4 cylinder. it weighs 2000 pounds and i used spray that night. lets just say i was one of the fastest cars on the street this summer in toronto candada.

Snake32v

How did he manage to drive two cars there? And its still a civic! ...................wait, this seems familiar.

CamaroFreak406

OK I want to see your mods

You ever have the feeling like you have done something before exactly like your doing now. That's freakin' weird!!!!

Later, Garrett

zupmanZ28

forgive me if i'm having trouble believing you....but i am. Actually replace "having trouble" with "NOT"....... YEAH, that works....


sorry man but a 2000 pound civic is gonna need a bit more than an H22 and some Nitrous to beat 600hp, vette or no vette.

Eric

85 TRANSAM WS6

dude have you ever raced on the street before? give your head a shake. if i do low 12's at the track on a street tire and the vette does low 12's high 11's at the track who do you think will do better on the street? my tourqe curve loves the street. plus my lsd works well on the street to. high tourqe monsters with street tires dont do as well on the street . this is a fact. why you embarasin yourself like this?

Ace_Murdock

so basically what you are saying is that you had at LEAST a 500 hp shot of nitrous to get your tiny little motor up to 600 hp.

and i highly doubt that a stock motor can handle a 500 hp shot of nitrous and still run.

SOLID LIFTER

Show us some proof!

Snake32v

LMAO 600hp makes alittle better than a high 11. Hell he could go half throttle and make better than that. On the street I cant run WOT in 1st or 2nd. It just spins. That doesn't mean I cant still go. I just go at alittle lower throttle and make only 5psi then when I know I can go wide open its like a can of whoop *** got opened. Quit with the its wasting our time. BTW he would have a better chance at hooking up than a "500hp" civic with stock LSD would :sillylol: Dude, you just got owned!

85 TRANSAM WS6

na its only a 75 zex shot. so ive got around 300 hp in a 2000 pound car with lsd and 185 60 14 road course tires. i dominated the streets this summer and next summer i will be even faster.
trust me they all thought like you did untill they all got raped one after another.

Snake32v

Explain to us how your civic weighs 2000lbs.....

Ace_Murdock

ok so what you are saying

2000 lbs/ 300 hp = 6.7 lbs per hp

3200 lbs/ 600 hp = 5.3 lbs per hp

he has you beat in the hp to weight ratio that the import guys always like to front.

85 TRANSAM WS6

it was a older 70's vet convertable. i cant show the pic cause its one of a kind.

Snake32v

LOL one of a kind? WTF SO IS YOUR CIVIC OBVIOUSLY! Hell a 2000lb street civic that can beat a Ferrari and a 600hp Corvette with only a 75 shot and a stock LSD. Hell I think you got yourself a find! ROFLMAO

85 TRANSAM WS6

next summer there will be a large amount of h22a civics on the streets and alot of people are gonna be embarrased. 13.5 out of the box. high 11's for me modified. oh ya alot of v8 heads are gonna get hurt

nikh23

hey i got an idea, see that board about the thirdgen meeting in MD that mark is planning? show some ***** and show up there to show us your amazing civic, i truly would love to see it personally

NastyEssCee

HMM...are you sure thats not the CFM you had in the seringe when you shot up some HEROIN and hallucinated....how fast is 200 KPH in MPH i think thats only slightly above a hundred which means if your topping out slightly above a hundred your not running low twelves...hmmm 1/8 mile maybe....maybe your right maybe the SIX HUNDRED HP VETTE SPUN ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE 1/8 mile and got some traction after that. and your posting the results of the EIGHT...hmmm.....R I C E THATS WHAT IT SMELLS TO ME..YOUR KOOKIER THAN THE LALAS..but at least they can dance...lets all dance with them...except you bastard:lala: :lala: :lala: :lala:

Try my beretta on for size....:hail: BERETTA...BURNED BY THE BERETTA, OH THE HUMILIATION

SOLID LIFTER

BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

B4C Hawaii

Gran Turismo 3 doesn't count.

Jasper89ROC

13.5's stock, hahahahaha

LowStyle187

Hey wait guys he said the guy took a video of the "spanking"
Show us the tape...Show us the tape. Or did it magically disappear. And dont say he taped over it when Survivor came on one night. Thats the only way we will believe you.

85 TRANSAM WS6

he does not want to show the races because of what he does for a living. it was in an industrial area near toronto candada. i dont see what the big deal is dont you have fast civics doun there in the sticks of usa?

FyreLance

See Post: R<x>ICER BS... A must watch vid.

84CamroHO

LowStyle187

You called it dude!!!!!
LOL!!!

Mark A Shields

What a load of horse****.

600hp Vetter would run like what 10s prolly...

hey, I got a vid for you to watch, this is what a Vette can do, and I bet he's not at 600 hp either. fuggin idiot.

THIS IS PROBABLY THE TAPE.


http://media.racingflix.com/videos/l...er_vs_dsm.mpeg

bubbz89

100 Million sperms, and this kid was the fastest? kid is nothing but a good f u c k thrown away!!

Snake32v

LOL mean man, mean:sillylol:

BAK12484

The load his mother shoulda swallowed...


and in before the lock

BigErns90IrocZ

Could this be another '83 Vette? Cause if it is, then I think that he should be in my car club. Man there is no way you could take an 83 Vette, we had the expiremental LS9 with a 7 spd. So unless you have a LT10 swapped in, which I doubt, cause only me and Bob Lutz know of it, because Bob Lutz gave it to me as a b-day present. Once I drop in my 8-spd I will take you in my 83 Vette. You can even use "2 of the big bottles".

85 TRANSAM WS6

he asked me not to show the pic of the vette cause he does not want to be known as a streetracer. its a custom car. bla bla bla you guys always talk about some fantasy car you have. i beat every car you guys could come up with this summer on the street. i have heard it all before. im gettin tired of it cause i was out there doin it every night or every weekend.

lunas

this guy just signed up yesterday hes probably jsut tryin to **** us off hes obviously lying so just ignore him. the vette and ferrari wouldnt even race him in real life

fly351

so your saying your NOS has a switch under the gas pedal to kick in every time you punch it to you floor? cuz even if you hit NOS in 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and 5th gear.. hes gonna ****ing kill you in 1st.
and at that time, you would need a 500 shot.

-fly

85 TRANSAM WS6

that is a very odd thing to say? why would he kill me off the start. why would i want the spray to hit in first. that would be stupid. you dont want alot of hp in first on the street. to much wheel spin and you go nowhere. i have a switch on the shifter and i hit it when i go into second. with my skinny road course tires and my lsd i launch really well. why would the vette lauch better than me? with double the hp and tripple the tourqe your gonna get to much wheel spin in first on the street. we raced three times and i beat him every time. no excuses.

Snake32v

LOL why would he kill you from a start. ITS CALLED TORQUE!!!!!!

85 TRANSAM WS6

the only car that could ever launch better then me was zo6 corvette. with that suspension and those new 295 block tread design he would take me by three cars right out of the hole. all other v8 cars with LOTS OF TOURQE go nowhere on the street. they just spin. what a waste. if you had that tourqe at 5000 rpm then that would be moter!!!!! unless your drivin around on a drag slick every day than thats a different story. what you gonna get out and put slicks on your car every time you gonna race? **** thats a bad setup if you ask me.

Jer82Z28

:sillylol::sillylol::sillylol:





AHHHH hahahahahaha!

now THIS is entertainment

Snake32v

I run Nitto 555Rs mostly all the time. A quick spin before I race someone in the winter and I can pull a 1.9 60' on the street. In the summer you don't even need to warm them up. STFU if you don't know what you're talking about.

FruityOne

Umm....hasn't anyone figured out that this guy is either doing this for fun? He sounds to stupid to be real so this whole thread has to be a put on. He's probably a member of the forum under a different name.

devianb

The only way for Civic to rape a car is to physically assualt the vette without the vette's consent.

pskel350

dude, are you smoking some wacky **** that nobody else can buy? your story is so messed up, you probaly dont even own a car. and if you did, i bet anything that it doesnt run under a 15. unless u are talking about the 1/8. just shut up and save your self from the embarassment.

BigErns90IrocZ

If your car can run low 12's even with juice and you are one of the faster cars in Toronto? There are street legal v-8s down here that can run low 6's. Hell Voodoo ran 6.66, and he is street legal. I know a kid that is 17 and has a Monte Carlo pushing over 450 HP(that is very conservative number, not really sure) and he did all the work himself, and he can hit 12's easily, might even dip into the 11's. So if he came up to Toronto would he be one of the fastest cars on the street? It cost him 3k to do all the work himself, and compare that to how much you "supposedly" spent on your Civic. Honestly, come down to the states and try to run your mouth about having a fast car when all you run 12's and you will get bitch slapped around by Import and Domestic alike.

Last part, if the Monte Carlo can hit mid 12's, then does that mean he could take the supercharged Vette you raced that has better gears and more hp?

Bwahahhahaha!!! Oohhh I just love the part where you say that your Torque curve is perfect for street racing in one of your posts. Torque and Honda do not go together Champ.

MdFormula350

still rather have the corvette

johnyIROC

The car did pull a high 12 in perfect conditions. That part is true.

But the car is no where near stock.... do similar mods to an F-bod and then you've got a race.... drop an LS6 and mod it up... cut about 600lbs out... see what happens.

The guy with the 'vette was obviously a fuçktard who went up in smoke because he couldn't stick the launch.

BTW those road racing tires ARE slicks.... and are NOT DOT legal.

And yeah... that civic is ugly as sin. But I have to hand it to him... no real r-ice on it.... you could call r-ice on the CF hood, but it is functional.

maroon91rs

ok so what this kid right here is saying thats its not even a street car really.i bet the body is stripped of just about everthing.the interior prolly has NOTHING but the absolute bare essentials.and now hes running non-DOT legal tires on it.IMHO youre a loser and a chump if you take your car to the streets and call people when your using slicks and your car is only streetable to the point to where it has lights and thats about it.sorry if this applies to anyone here in the boards that owns a 3rd gen,but its only MY opinion.so deal with it.oh yeah and CiViC BoI with the MaD TyTe RyDe you say no one can launch better than you?HAHA well i take it you dont have any AWD DSM's up there,or WRX's for that matter. if this race IS true,which it could be due in part to a BAD driver who doesnt have any idea what kinda power was under his foot,then you really didnt beat the car,you beat the dumbass behind the wheel.and if youre king of the streets,then i think im gonna have to show up next summer if that stupid rochester-toronto ferry gets done and take your dumbass on.and dont worry,ill be packing both the Camaro AND the Talon,just to make you look that much worse.:lala:

Mark A Shields

Know what I just realized, for you old timers of the boards, may remember, The ODB, a former member who talked the same chit. Yeah, the engine is stock 292rwhp and ran 11s NA.. LOL, so familar. , eventhough the car did run 11s, the way he hid the truth was beautiful

iroc22

The ODB was an interesting dude. He got banned because of the hiddin stuff he kept pullin on everyone.

Anyway this thread sickens me like the Ferrari one.