It's not mine...but I thought I'd share

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Camaro, even with it's big power,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the Action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing",
I scowled and revved and let out a sigh,
And did my trademark high-speed fly-by

 

awesome

 

that was awesome i think that made my day

 

This is great, I printed it and pasted it on my in-laws windshield and he started cursing haha.

 

 

lmao that was pretty good

 

wow that made me laugh for awhile haha

 

Good stuff, I definitely got a good laugh out of it!!

 

LOL funny, sounds like someone has alot of time on their hands though.

 

You should go into making cards with that kind of creative writing talent

 

lol AMAZING!! my friends whos into tuners refuses to read this lol

 

I might just put this song to music and blast it from my car Christmas day

 

Nice!!