Camaro Laws:

1. Camaro Laws are Never wrong, they have been passed down since the First Generation of Cars and are tried and true.

2. If there is more than one of the same exact Camaro in one town, one should out look and clean the other until one gives up on being the better looking car.

3. When choosing a type of Camaro remember.
The SS is for the Racers
The Z-28 is for the Tire Burners
The RS is for The Cruisers.

4. No Camaro should go more than 7 days without
being washed, More than a weeks worth of filth
can hurt the car. Law is Void if Your's is in the
Car show on Sunday.

5. If a Camaro is going to be in the Sunday Car Show
it must be washed & cleaned everyday beginning on the Monday before.

6. No Camaro can be Loved, it can be Respected & Admired, It is not a living person therefore it cannot be Loved.

7. No Camaro shall park behind a Mustang, it can park along side, or in front, but NEVER behind.

8. Camaro Owners should never outcast their F-Body Cousins, The Trans-Am Guys.

9. 3rd & 4th Generation Camaro Owners must own a Def Leppard CD Which is to be blasted on hot days with the
Windows down, or the T-Tops out.

10. Every Camaro Owner is to always show respect to their brothers if they meet on the highway by either waving or giving a thumbs up, Two thumbs are to be given if their car is a 67-69.

11. As Camaro Owners we all have the right to convert Pro-Mustang guys over from the "Darkside" to become a part of The Camaro Nation. (It is possible!)

12. A Camaro shall live, breath and die to only the will of God. It is not up to man to mediate an execution without the consensus of God.

13th Every Camaro Owner knows that Camaro's and the Winter Season do not mix. If your like most of us who don't own a second car, and must drive your Camaro in the winter weather you know that it's a pain in the *** having to clean your car every day due to the Salt and Road Filth that comes with that time of year.

14. Everyone should know that the Funeral Song For Camaro's is Blaze of Glory By Bon Jovi, It's one of those
songs that says it didn't go out in vain.

15. No Camaro is EVER cute, sweet, or anything of that nature. Furthermore, Flowerprint or frog seat covers are also Forbidden.


If anyone has a law feel free to add it.

 

i took this from another site but it fits in here:

you know you are a 3rd gen owner when:

1) It takes you 4 hrs to change the spark plugs.

2) You have to worry about breaking your rear end with even stock power.

3) When you have to buy tires at least once every year

4) Driving on the on ramp to the highway means wide open throttle. Fun!

5) When you go under an overpass or through a tunnel you downshift into first and got full throttle because it sounds like an Indy car!!

6) When you're trying to sneak out of the house and you have to push your car about 2 1/2 blocks away just to turn your car so you're not heard at home....

7) You find yourself listening to the exhaust instead of the tunes

8) You can spot another fbody from a half mile by the daytime lights

9) When you take more pics of your car than anything else.

10) When you see someone you know... you drop it down into 1st, slowly roll by them, and tap the accelerator while looking at them like "yea... you know you're impressed"

11) When you cruise thru the mall parking lots just to see how many car alarms you can set off

12) When you refuse to put on a front license plate cuz you gotta see that front bowtie

13) When you meet total strangers with Fbodies that have the same interest and act like old friends from high school.

14) When you are always looking for more traction

15) When old people shake their fist at you.

16) When old guys give you thumbs up

17) When you park at an angle in a driveway or take up 2 spots in a parking lot

18) When you secretly watch people in the parking lot as you start your car up... and you get a kick out of it when they turn to see what the hell that was

19) You completely disregard fuel economy and just drive for the hell of it!!

20) When you're waiting for your check to clear just so you can add another mod

21) When you tell people not to lean on your car

22) When you don’t mind people staring at your car

23) You drive pass an all glass building and just look at your cars reflection

24) When you take the long way to a store just so you can have as much driving time as possible

25) If someone says "strange", you don’t think about it being weird. You think rear ends

26. Your always trying to find out what that "tick" is

27. Instead of trying to beat the red-light, you hope it stops you so you can race from the dig

28. When a conversation starter becomes "So what have you done to her?"

29. when you are coming to a dip in the road too fast, your stomach twists, and you involuntarily pick up your feet cuz you know the exhaust is about to scrape.

30. When you drive by a hotel and rev your engine and few people look out the windows to see what it was.

31. When you have at least 5 auto parts stores on speed dial and you're on a first name basis with everyone at AutoZone.

32. You know you drive an F-body if you have a "fix it" list on a special piece of paper in the center console just do you don't forget everything that needs to be done.

33. You always open the passenger door for your girl, not to be a gentleman but to make sure she doesn’t crush the side bolster of the seat.

34. Every mechanic in the shop runs away when they see your car and hear the words "fuel pump".

35. You see someone walking away from a firebird at the junkyard, and know that the headlight motors have just disappeared.

36. You spend $$$ on parts and hours installing them to get more power. THEN spending $$$ and more time taking it all back off so you can have a factory stock car.

37. Your windshield cracks due to body flex while you are trying to jack up a front tire.

38. You find out that rotating tires on your gta cross lace rims is more than expected.

39. When you get in trouble by the wife or gf for not turning the car off fast enough when you got home, in the process waking everyone up.

40. Once you start your car you don't leave it, not because someone will steal it but because the parking brake doesn’t work.

41. You buy you own fender covers for you can and don’t let the mechanic use anything else, because theirs are dirty.

41. When you buy a house based on whether or not you can get your car in the driveway without cremating the ground effects.

 

love the laws im ganna print and hang in my garage! lol and i gatta say that on the second post,the numbers 4,6,7,8,11,12,13,16,20,21,22, and 23 are totally me lol number 6 made me lmao

 

hahahahah, the parking brake one is so true for me.

 

Those laws go for us in T/A's to! 4,5,11,12,13,19,20,27,32,35,28 All apply to me great work guy's on digging that up!!!

 

post modified to properly represent those beautiful t/a's too.

 

Ha Ha rule 34 "fuel pump". I had a mech tell me specifically i dont want to see this car ever again in my yard!!! That and I agree with rule 29 I cringe when I see a dip LOL.

 

Oh god, the "dips" in the road...

This is a great list, I printed it up and laminated it, it's glued to the door of my room so I see it whenever I enter

 

Some of them are good, You drive pass an all glass building and just look at your cars reflection. thats me right there. i thought i was the only one who did that.

 

I know this is an old thread but when i read #34 Every mechanic in the shop runs away when they see your car and hear the words "fuel pump". I had to laugh I just had mine to get replaced and the mechanic had to shake his head when he found out what it was. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! that and the parking brake is so me