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Old Jan 23, 2010 | 11:15 PM
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How to port an intake AND exhaust

Clearly the best way is to:

http://www.audiforums.com/forum/show...t=80267#693578

I know I know, I just couldn't help myself.
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Old Jan 24, 2010 | 01:48 AM
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Re: How to port an intake AND exhaust

Omfg, hilarious!

Epic, absolutely epic. That's the best I've ever seen or heard.

Brings stupidity down to an entirely new level.

Thank you so much for linking this!
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Old Jan 24, 2010 | 10:07 AM
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Re: How to port an intake AND exhaust

unfortunately most of those topics are just setups to get traffic to their websites. People really aren't that stupid.
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Old Jan 24, 2010 | 04:13 PM
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Re: How to port an intake AND exhaust

I'm laughing so hard i peed, unfortunately people really are that stupid.
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Old Jan 24, 2010 | 04:48 PM
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Re: How to port an intake AND exhaust

My brother sent me a link to a forum thread about a guy using NOS in motorcycle fuel tank. He posted that he when into the store to get a drink. When leaving he seen a display of NOS. The counter person told him they had cold NOS in the back. So he got the cold stuff because cold fuel is always better. Poured it in his tank and the engine died soon after. I don't know if it was a joke too but he seemed to post as if it was real. I know people that are that dumb and it scares me that they drive on the same road I do.

I have an uncle that had overheating problems. The water pump went out and I replaced it. When I drained the rust out I asked him if he ever added Antifreeze. He said no because it was warm weather. I told him that rust is what killed his water pump he said a mechanic told him that Ford's will turn the water red like that not to worry about that.
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Old Jan 24, 2010 | 05:31 PM
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Re: How to port an intake AND exhaust

man, thats crazy...a bit old though. Its a joke and its been around a few forums...
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Old Jan 26, 2010 | 07:15 PM
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Re: How to port an intake AND exhaust

When it comes to the stupidity of man....I am willing to take anything into consideration. Some people don't even know how to put gas in their car until they get out of the parents house, some couldn't find the dipstick if it was poking through the hood. Everyone wants to be the "cool guy" that modded their car though. Regardless, I laughed pretty hard at that thread.
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