Two Bogey's 9 O'Clock Closing In fast!!!
10-21-2002, 01:26 AM
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Two Bogey's 6 O'Clock Closing In fast!!! True Story
Ok let me start my nights events off right......
Driving down a main stretch of road on a brisk autumn night my friend and I are enjoying the sound of Led Zepplin's Greatest hits on the CD player in my silver beretta with the dents all in the driver side door...we were cruising looking for these girls that drive around in a 1985 Trans Am...were approaching a red light and who do you see behind us...none other than the hunted girlies...sweet i think to myself...the sound from their recently swapped 350 idling is enough to make you want to spring an erection....so they roll down the windows and say "Follow Us"...we oblige...(chicks in TAs are cool as hell)....as we are following them through the back roads i can hardly hear the rumbling of my stock exhaust (which is pretty loud) because in the faint distance i hear the sound of two four cylinders winding up...and then my friend looks in his mirror and says....."Two bogeys SIX O Clock Closing in fast....(his dads in the military lol)
still following the trans am girls i have two imports on my *** tailgating and revving up their engines....we decide to salute them...both of us in the beretta point our third digits out the window towards the imports....we get a loud revving in return....still in tows of the ta we come upon a highway (the type thats four lanes until it junctions off) so all of us are rolling on the highway at about 45 (just getting on) and we both take the outer lanes with the imports in the middle lanes...the sound of the engines winding and all of us were off...Chicks in the TA in front...Beretta in a respectable second...older integra in third...and last but a deffinate least was the poor old CRX putting along in fourth....resuming following the girls to their house the imports still follow....the chicks in the TA in their driveway...the beretta parked in front of their house...and two imports double parked in the middle of the street (only like two inches on each side)...they hop out of their cars and we were expecting a violent confrontation...and to our surprise they start whining...THATS NOT FAIR BOTH YOUR ENGINES ARE BIGGER THEN OURS whines the kid in the integra......CRX kid cried I BET IF IT WAS FROM A DEAD STOP WE'D TAKE YAS...im trying my best not to **** myself...so I cant take anymore and neither can my passenger nor the chicks....off to a desolate backroad longer than a quarter mile not enough for four cars to race simoultaniously...so we take turns...of course they try to pick on the girls....CRX kid wails...I WANNA RACE THE THUNDERBIRD FIRST...we crack up laughing...You mean Firebird??? the girls chime in...AND ANYWAY ITS A TRANS AM she says while pointing at the TRANS AM badge...so they go and its flagged by the integra kid...trans am launches and does even have to dog it to win...but she does in loving grace....Integra kid looks at me and says ALRIGHT DUDE WERE UP...with a look of self satisfaction in his eye....dented up beretta lined up on the right....integra on the left...he revves his engine i dismiss his feeble attempts to intimidate...CRX kid flags...BAM were shooting out of the hole....i launch a lil badly spinning my FWD a few revolutions...but quickly reel him in and i beat him by a few nice length....(his nose well behind my taillights)....CRX kid wants a shot at me now and the integra kid wants no piece of the TA (smartest thing he did all night)...now im a lil giddy at the thought of racing a CRX...Ive seen them around all the time just never got to race one....i wanted one badly...we line up...TA chicks flag this time....bam were off...I launch perfectly and from there i had no worries at all...i was hitting like 80 while he was trying to reel me in...a bunch of car lengths on them...i am happy for the night...i have an idea to get rid of these losers...when i turn around and head back i propose...well we all raced why dont you two race each other...they line up my friend flags and their off getting into it while my friend hops into my car and the TA chicks follow us leaving the two import buddies racing back there...never knew who one but i have a feeling it was the integra...anyway we head back and escort the ladies home...they invite us in and.....well that would certainly be off topic from this forum wouldnt it :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala:
lets just say...this I just got in and this all took place between 9-11....later guys ------------------------------JAY-------------------------
Driving down a main stretch of road on a brisk autumn night my friend and I are enjoying the sound of Led Zepplin's Greatest hits on the CD player in my silver beretta with the dents all in the driver side door...we were cruising looking for these girls that drive around in a 1985 Trans Am...were approaching a red light and who do you see behind us...none other than the hunted girlies...sweet i think to myself...the sound from their recently swapped 350 idling is enough to make you want to spring an erection....so they roll down the windows and say "Follow Us"...we oblige...(chicks in TAs are cool as hell)....as we are following them through the back roads i can hardly hear the rumbling of my stock exhaust (which is pretty loud) because in the faint distance i hear the sound of two four cylinders winding up...and then my friend looks in his mirror and says....."Two bogeys SIX O Clock Closing in fast....(his dads in the military lol)
still following the trans am girls i have two imports on my *** tailgating and revving up their engines....we decide to salute them...both of us in the beretta point our third digits out the window towards the imports....we get a loud revving in return....still in tows of the ta we come upon a highway (the type thats four lanes until it junctions off) so all of us are rolling on the highway at about 45 (just getting on) and we both take the outer lanes with the imports in the middle lanes...the sound of the engines winding and all of us were off...Chicks in the TA in front...Beretta in a respectable second...older integra in third...and last but a deffinate least was the poor old CRX putting along in fourth....resuming following the girls to their house the imports still follow....the chicks in the TA in their driveway...the beretta parked in front of their house...and two imports double parked in the middle of the street (only like two inches on each side)...they hop out of their cars and we were expecting a violent confrontation...and to our surprise they start whining...THATS NOT FAIR BOTH YOUR ENGINES ARE BIGGER THEN OURS whines the kid in the integra......CRX kid cried I BET IF IT WAS FROM A DEAD STOP WE'D TAKE YAS...im trying my best not to **** myself...so I cant take anymore and neither can my passenger nor the chicks....off to a desolate backroad longer than a quarter mile not enough for four cars to race simoultaniously...so we take turns...of course they try to pick on the girls....CRX kid wails...I WANNA RACE THE THUNDERBIRD FIRST...we crack up laughing...You mean Firebird??? the girls chime in...AND ANYWAY ITS A TRANS AM she says while pointing at the TRANS AM badge...so they go and its flagged by the integra kid...trans am launches and does even have to dog it to win...but she does in loving grace....Integra kid looks at me and says ALRIGHT DUDE WERE UP...with a look of self satisfaction in his eye....dented up beretta lined up on the right....integra on the left...he revves his engine i dismiss his feeble attempts to intimidate...CRX kid flags...BAM were shooting out of the hole....i launch a lil badly spinning my FWD a few revolutions...but quickly reel him in and i beat him by a few nice length....(his nose well behind my taillights)....CRX kid wants a shot at me now and the integra kid wants no piece of the TA (smartest thing he did all night)...now im a lil giddy at the thought of racing a CRX...Ive seen them around all the time just never got to race one....i wanted one badly...we line up...TA chicks flag this time....bam were off...I launch perfectly and from there i had no worries at all...i was hitting like 80 while he was trying to reel me in...a bunch of car lengths on them...i am happy for the night...i have an idea to get rid of these losers...when i turn around and head back i propose...well we all raced why dont you two race each other...they line up my friend flags and their off getting into it while my friend hops into my car and the TA chicks follow us leaving the two import buddies racing back there...never knew who one but i have a feeling it was the integra...anyway we head back and escort the ladies home...they invite us in and.....well that would certainly be off topic from this forum wouldnt it :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala:
lets just say...this I just got in and this all took place between 9-11....later guys ------------------------------JAY------------------------- Last edited by NastyEssCee; 10-21-2002 at 04:48 PM.
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