I had a fun weekend. I had made an appointment with my mechanic to do a tuneup on the Iroc(Tuesday) since I had to work that night. Anyways just before I left my freind messages me on AIM telling me that his freind is selling his used parts of his car, and he just happens to have a LB9. I pick up my freind and head over, I did not get the choice parts, but I picked up an LT1 cam and his SLP headers for $125 all together. Had them installed, cost me a few $ but I did not mind.
Just pulling out of the shop I notice a big different.
Anywho Saturday rolls around and I headout cruising. I saw a few of the "racers" from school and decided to follow them. They went to Taco Bell, which now apparently serves lots of riz. I was amazed at all of the riz, there was everything from a station wagon with a fart can with red wheels to a new caravan with purple neons. I turn into the parking lot and notice a few people eyeing the car. Now the body is in good shape except for the hood and the back hatch which is same color as car, but is grainy and rough because it had been replaced.
I go in and grab a large Code Red(***'s gift to man), of course this came out of my gas money. I head out and I see my 2 freinds pull up(90 TGP and 95 TSI). They get out and we starting talking and pointing at the riz and start laughing. Not the smartest thing to do. When riz is by itself they are spinless cowards, but when they are in groups they think they are bad asses. A group of Eminem clones come up and start talking **** about our cars, now are cars are mostly stock(for now), but their cars are not all that and a bag of potato chips either. I tell them we will race any of their cars for $10(Needed the money for lunch and Code Red) they start bsing about how they do not want to, but when I tell him how I will tell their g/f they are to scared to race. So this seemed to **** them off quite a bit.
They wanted my freind with the Talon to race some kid that has a new GS-T wants a peice of the pie. They race, not much to tell since I only watched, my freind tore the Eclipse out of the hole and beat him silly by about 2 1/2 lenghts at about 60-70. My freind got his ten bucks, and we decided to leave the "cool" kids. When I start the car I get some warning light, of course it is just because I had the emergency brake on. Well soem of the ricers started to laugh at me when I looked a little worried. So I paid them a debt by starting the car and opening the cutouts(electric) and revving it up to 2k, they gave me a wide eyed look(ho ho ho lets see your fart cans do that). I head out of the parking lot and some car tries to chase me. I get caught at the light right in front of Taco Bell and I see what was chasing me, it was a LT1(body-style) Camaro. He is riced out has Z-28 badging, neons, altezza, wing, and a horrible set of fart cans that he thinks makes his V-6 a Z-28(he claims he has a Z-28). He starts revving at me, I try to stop laughing. I decided to do his band of freinds a nice favor and humiliate him. Well he is sitting there revving, trying to get over my cutouts, but not working to well, when the lights change. I go to about 2500, since that should be enough to hook normally, but I am riding on a pair of horrible tires. So I spin for a bit, even with me spinning my tires midly, the idiot can not pull on me, at a little above 3500 I finally grab the pavement and go off on his riz ***. I check my mirrors and he seems to be standing still. At about 70 I had him by more than 5 cars, and I shut down. I see him limp back to Taco Bell, and I do a u-turn and head back to the parking lot. I get out and tell the guy I want my $10, but he says he never agreed to race me, I said if he did not give me the money, I would send my bowling ball through his window, that seemed to change his mind after I showed him 2 bowling ***** in the back seat.
Now I have enough money for lunch this week!
Just pulling out of the shop I notice a big different.
Anywho Saturday rolls around and I headout cruising. I saw a few of the "racers" from school and decided to follow them. They went to Taco Bell, which now apparently serves lots of riz. I was amazed at all of the riz, there was everything from a station wagon with a fart can with red wheels to a new caravan with purple neons. I turn into the parking lot and notice a few people eyeing the car. Now the body is in good shape except for the hood and the back hatch which is same color as car, but is grainy and rough because it had been replaced.
I go in and grab a large Code Red(***'s gift to man), of course this came out of my gas money. I head out and I see my 2 freinds pull up(90 TGP and 95 TSI). They get out and we starting talking and pointing at the riz and start laughing. Not the smartest thing to do. When riz is by itself they are spinless cowards, but when they are in groups they think they are bad asses. A group of Eminem clones come up and start talking **** about our cars, now are cars are mostly stock(for now), but their cars are not all that and a bag of potato chips either. I tell them we will race any of their cars for $10(Needed the money for lunch and Code Red) they start bsing about how they do not want to, but when I tell him how I will tell their g/f they are to scared to race. So this seemed to **** them off quite a bit.
They wanted my freind with the Talon to race some kid that has a new GS-T wants a peice of the pie. They race, not much to tell since I only watched, my freind tore the Eclipse out of the hole and beat him silly by about 2 1/2 lenghts at about 60-70. My freind got his ten bucks, and we decided to leave the "cool" kids. When I start the car I get some warning light, of course it is just because I had the emergency brake on. Well soem of the ricers started to laugh at me when I looked a little worried. So I paid them a debt by starting the car and opening the cutouts(electric) and revving it up to 2k, they gave me a wide eyed look(ho ho ho lets see your fart cans do that). I head out of the parking lot and some car tries to chase me. I get caught at the light right in front of Taco Bell and I see what was chasing me, it was a LT1(body-style) Camaro. He is riced out has Z-28 badging, neons, altezza, wing, and a horrible set of fart cans that he thinks makes his V-6 a Z-28(he claims he has a Z-28). He starts revving at me, I try to stop laughing. I decided to do his band of freinds a nice favor and humiliate him. Well he is sitting there revving, trying to get over my cutouts, but not working to well, when the lights change. I go to about 2500, since that should be enough to hook normally, but I am riding on a pair of horrible tires. So I spin for a bit, even with me spinning my tires midly, the idiot can not pull on me, at a little above 3500 I finally grab the pavement and go off on his riz ***. I check my mirrors and he seems to be standing still. At about 70 I had him by more than 5 cars, and I shut down. I see him limp back to Taco Bell, and I do a u-turn and head back to the parking lot. I get out and tell the guy I want my $10, but he says he never agreed to race me, I said if he did not give me the money, I would send my bowling ball through his window, that seemed to change his mind after I showed him 2 bowling ***** in the back seat.
Now I have enough money for lunch this week!
good to hear r i c e is being put in its place.... dead last
Junior Member
Wow...got a tune up, cam swap, and header swap all in the same day...lol theres prolly a laps of time he missed...not flaming just things like that catch my attention :-)
I hate ricers, glad to see them put in there place....I like by a AFB and those guys are the worlds worst ricers, but some drive some SWEET cars too, Domestic and Import
Nice Kill....Also we should start a group for Code Red aholics (sp) bc i seem to be on the same train as you...
I hate ricers, glad to see them put in there place....I like by a AFB and those guys are the worlds worst ricers, but some drive some SWEET cars too, Domestic and Import
Nice Kill....Also we should start a group for Code Red aholics (sp) bc i seem to be on the same train as you...
Senior Member
good kills dude. I can't believe that kid tries to convince people he has a Z28. If he sold his car and saved the money he spent making it G@Y, he could buy a real Z28. Good kills though. How much was your electric cutout by the way?
~Matt
~Matt