Well guys, I guess every board has there little bitch.

Iroc2nv, go bake me some muffins before I slap you.

 

cruz, if you only knew you were messing with...hahaha i love stuff like that...

well you have to be tough sometime...but on the net common..grow up man...id destroy you like you were 2 years old..

but if you wanna try me im all for it...wait no i cant i dont feel like going to jail....forget i even said it

(im probably banned on that one)

whooooo hoooo

iroc2nv

 

You would destroy me like i was a two year old.
I don't think you have enough training.
Size means nothing when you have the right skills.
And BTW, I'm only like 5'8"-5'9"

Anyways, all appologise, I'm done

 

im just a short frigger too but i do have something else that helps me(hence the jail part) but yeah i was outta line when i brought that up..see respect thread..it should all make sense

iroc2nv

 

I hope you're not talking about a weapon.

 

no no no no no no no..i have a black belt in muai tai..(thailand kickboxing kickboxing but with elbows and knees) and i dont use it cuz the cops would be all over me like a jelley doughnut..or maybe a krispy kreme doughnut...i have never used a weapon, faced someone who has but myself i have never used one..

iroc2nv

 

Hey Cool. I have received my honors in kempo and have taught self defense courses. Both cardio and contact kickboxing. I also have my 2nd level Dan in Aikido.
We should spar sometime. Though i haven't trained in years now.
Are you still active in the sport.

If some people are wondering what Aikido is, it's like the Steven Seagal movies you see, it's strictly self defense.

 

its been at least 3 years for me as well...i was thinking about joining the club up here(just kickboxing) but havent gotten around to it...aikido is nuts man..i had a buddy that had that and when we sparred he ate me alive!!!! seriously that stuff is nuts..

i also know a guy(not a friend but not an enemy thank ***) that has that brazillian dance fighting(the one where they look like they are dancing not fighting) thats another one i wouldnt wanna fight...

but yeah every once in a while i stretch and kick and what not but not like i used to..it would be fun to learn some other kinds of martial science.../discipline

iroc2nv

 

I used to be a hard core Street Fighter II player.... but other than that, I have no formal training

 

AH, getting back on topic, could a mini van help you guys out? I'm in Newmarket, and wouldn't mind running down to St.Thomas. It looks like my weekend is free. I've got a LOT more room than ANY of you, and the 5.0CL gets an easy 20mpg.

 

newmarket?? im in keswick...where abouts maybe we know each other...oh you have a pm too!!

 

Street Fighter hehe.. I loved that game... many wasted quarters...

As for training, I got some

Karate, goju ryu and shotokan, judo and recently formal samurai training... one day will be able to cut through bone like butter hehe...

which reminds me, I make a darn good chef

 

Wow did you buy a black belt with mui tai on it and think you know the sport now......come on!!! Don't make me embarrass you...O.K I will anyhow.

1. It is spelled MUAY THAI
2. They Do Not Give out belts as other martial arts do.
3. It is not just elbows and knees, they use the Nawa-attawut,which means that 9 principle weapons of Muay Thai. These weapons include strikes from one's head, (2) fists, (2) elbows, (2) knees, and (2) feet; In addition, there are combination weapons used which are (2) shoulders, (2) arms, and the bottom & outer parts of the ankles.

So please the next time you try to impress someone, at least pay more attention when you watch the ultimate fighting or pride fighting and pick another form of martial arts that actually give belts and that you can spell correctly.
Sorry but I have more than a passing intrest in this discipline.
You better start packin heat in case you ever meet up with a real Thai Boxer. so you might actually have a chance.

 

:hail: :hail: :hail:

 

How 'bout all of us that aren't ninjas just watch you goofs kick each other's asses. Sound good?

 

Um... What do Easy's ***** being licked have to do with anything here? lol!

 

So um.....does martial arts helpl in the quarter mile run??

See you girls there..........bring your black belts, you'll need them if you want to stand a chance againts me and my car This isn't smack talk is it? Come to think of it my car only does 15.551. If you'll exuse me.

I do have 1st degree toilet training if that counts for anything.

P.S.

I was taught two things in life.

1) Never disclose your advantage to your opponent in life. Knowledge is power.
(Father)

2) There's always a bigger fish in the sea.
(Qui-Qon Jin - Jedi Master)

 

Wise, this one is. The future he can see :lala:

 

ok for your personal information...not all of you info is correct...actually none of it is...

i wass trained by someone who wasnt thailanese(if thats the correct term) but someone who was taught by one(hopefully that makes sense) a black belt in this type of kickboxing symbolizes that you are not a begiiner but have not reached full maturity...i was only in it for 4 years in which i decided to persue just kickboxing..i did get into a lil trouble doing so(forgetting that you cant use your knees and elbows) and have since wanted to rejoin american kickboxing..

the fact of the matter is i had fun doing what i was doing as i was disciplining myself both in the mind and body( i sound like that old dude from karate kid) but im totally serious...its fun but really hard at the same time...

i would love to spar...probably get my *** whooped but oh well...my sensai(sp) always said..you may be good but there is always at least one who is better!!

iroc2nv

ps..easy i just took what you said from another post...i figure you like guys wanting to suck your ***** or something..!!! j/k

 

Actually I have never competed not even in tournaments. Just practice sparing and from there taught women's self defense at the college and cardio classes.

 

And I thought we were going drag racing, not to the Ultimate Fighting Championship.

What the hell does all this have to do with racing anyway?
By the way, my dad can kick your dad's a**!
At least that's what we used to say to each other in the 4th grade.

See you BOYS there!

Bob

 

Well you got me.... your a smart little fella! Just keep boning up on yer karate weekly and you should soon be able to ****** the pebble from my hand....or Cruzs cam from his ride, you'l probable need both to make it to the end of the track.

 

huh...where in the blue hell did you even come from...? ooops **remembers the respect thread**

welcome to the board

iroc2nv

 

I HAVE AN ORANGE BELT IN KARATE FROM WHEN I WAS 8 YEARS OLD! FEAR THAT!

:hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail:

I'LL BUST SOME KARATE CHOPS ON ALL YOUR BUTTS! HAYAAAA!

 

What's with the stealing of my cam.
Please don't have me run with a stock cam profile, that would suck!!!

 

You could always run my peanut cam in your engine... that's worse than anything...

 

I too am one in the way of the arts.. I have my brown belt in Judo
but I haven't studied in a year or so.. Good to see some martial Artist's on here.. All martial arts are great... I tried taking Aikido for a bit but it wasn't my style... and Karate well I got into that when Karate Kid came out... hahaha Kickboxing would be good to learn.. but I have no time anymore for that stuff... Why fight with other guys when you could be picking up the ladies...

 

Trust me, the further you go, the more chance of bringing trouble down on yourself.
With Aikido, I had to get registered on a national database. There for if I am ever in, say, a bar fight and I use it to seriously hurt someone, then I can be more liable to charges than your average brawler. But I'm not that way. I will never use it. It is some scary stuff.

Anyways, no more talk about this.

 

yeah that was my bad gor changing the topic...

from what i hear all you boys(and girls ) should be and best bring your appetite...there is gonna be a hell of allotta food there....


yummy..

iroc2nv

 

Hey Iroc2nv...Yes we did get a bit off topic there didn't we? Anyways, yes there will be alot of food. So why arn't we eating? I'll fill you in on my stereo. I got rid of my two amps and deck if you remember them. I know it's no big thing but i might pick up a Sony deck with 3 rca outputs. I was offered a Zapco(not sure on spelling) amp. Have you heard of this? I was told it is powerful. PM me about this. I hope to see you and all of you there on the 21st with your cars and appetites and not your belt collection

Take care

 

I'm not sure I'd wanna go to a BBQ with all this maneur around stinking up the place. Ya know, you guys could just threaten each other over email or at recess), so the rest of us didn't have to wade through all this crap to find out about the actual topic for this thread. (Gee, I suppose I've just opened myself up to some sort of internet martial arts whoop *** by being a grown-up here.)
Tracey

 

Errrrrrr, we had kind of gotten over that nonsense but maybe if you make a few more posts about it we could start it up again?

 

Oh take it easy. I was just amazed that that was allowed to go on as long as it did. It reflects poorly on the whole group and the event. That's all I was getting at. I didn't figure my post would be met with hostility from the very people I was speaking up for. Guess I was wrong.

 

Bah! It's all ****'s and giggles, that's all. Kind of like an extention of the smak talk thread.

Infact! I believe evrything said here will laughed about at the gathering, and all will be merry....

 

I like your style, Jordan.

Tracey

 

Well thanks Tracey. Gifted I guess? It's just a good thing I use my powers for good and not evil eh....

 

Yes, even though evil is often more fun...

 

Ooooook back to topic, James and I will try to handle the details of the food thing, Kev and some others will bring bbq units and the drinks are byob.. although we're getting into 3500 lb tanks and racing as fast as possible so I wouldn't recommend it...

As for the whole topic and getting off it, relax... no one is really serious of any butt whooping action and will be all fun and games when there. We're all good people, well some of us weird people...

 

Hostility was not what I was aiming for, sorry about that

 

If i wanted to hear bitching and moaning I would have stayed home with the wife.

 

Ya, adsactly, if I wanted to hear bitchin I would have just stayed with daves wife! heh just kidding but cmon it cant be as bad as some of the jumpy people on here...

 

Are you saying you're EVIL Tracey?