FUNNY IDEA/ Car Question

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Feb 23, 2001 | 12:13 PM
  #1  
First off i think i shoul dbuy a real raceing helemet and drive around in my car with it and when i pull up to a ***** try to race them. Honestly im sure they woul dbe scared to race a guy in a nice lookin camaro pllin gup with a damn raceing helemet on hahah i would just abou laff my *** off.

Second last april i was on a accident and i am gettin a settle ment soon and i have a problem deciding on 4 cars help me choose i can get a 68 firebird for free but needs body work 2500 worth of it and it has a 350 or i might look at a 69 camaro both cars i would like cuz of smog exhempt. I also want a 79 Trans Am like my moms bu it isnt smog exhemp but i have memories in a car like that so itd have allot of cedamental value. Or im lookin at a New S-10 Extreme but it not somg exhempt but it would have a warrenty so less repairs out of my pocket any ideas...
Also grammys firebid whats up with our car sorry to seem like a a voucher but i me need parts lol
Feb 23, 2001 | 01:32 PM
  #2  
Oh ya cant forget th 5 point restrants and the roll bar and mesh window ccover lol and the little red switch on the dash that you keep your finger by god id laff my *** of if i were to do that to someone
Feb 24, 2001 | 02:43 PM
  #3  
damn man...hard to understand u

lol..hell yeah dude ive thought of that. When someone challenges u, bust on the racing harnesses, the neck guard and helmet and say alright lets go. i doubt theyd race u after that. Put the money into ur car. I found an 86 GN i might but and put cash into that...but hey the older firebirds i like better.

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1997 Dodge Ram 1500 club cab
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Jet Chip

" I'd rather run last in a full out race, than to NOT run at all ".
Feb 24, 2001 | 02:55 PM
  #4  
Actually I have seen this. I pulled up to a mini van at a red ligt and in the back seat there was 2 guys (about 12 I would say) and one had a motorcycle helmet on. And my friend and I just looked at him with a straight face and just busted out laughing our asses off! And his friend looked at us and shook his head and laughed too. needless to say I choked it down at that light because I was laughing so hard.

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Feb 25, 2001 | 02:39 AM
  #5  
Sometimes, when borrowing my father's truck (big ol' F#ord), I like to put a helmet on, and get my girlfriend to duck down (out-of-sight) and steer, while I put both hands behind my head You should see the looks I get


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1988 Camaro - Daily Driver
1980 Z28 - Under Restification
Feb 25, 2001 | 12:42 PM
  #6  
yea...what else is ur g/f doing ....

lol that must be weird seeing someone driving down the road not controlling with a helmet on. They'd think ur trying to get in an accident purposely

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1997 Dodge Ram 1500 club cab
5.2 v8, all the options

Jet Chip

" I'd rather run last in a full out race, than to NOT run at all ".
Feb 25, 2001 | 04:25 PM
  #7  
LOL, i was just thinkin just what graeme sed!

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Feb 25, 2001 | 04:46 PM
  #8  
Is it illegal to have a girl do that tho while driving?
Feb 25, 2001 | 11:40 PM
  #9  
LOL, i dunno, but ive heard stories that the g/f got the dude out of the ticket (if ya know what I mean)

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Stock 2.8 MPFI auto w/ Flowmaster 40, More to come......
New Pioneer Head Unit
2x 10" Pioneer subs powered by 300 Watt Jensen amp
2- 6x9" Pioneer (rear)
More to come..... (hey, i dont got a job yet)
Feb 25, 2001 | 11:43 PM
  #10  
Just cuz u said that future curroupt cop right here jkjk
Feb 26, 2001 | 03:07 PM
  #11  
Ok, some more ideas. Get a parachute for the back, and put wheelie bars on it. Go ahead and take some shoe polish and put some numbers like they do at the track, and write down like an 8 second 1/4 mile time.
Feb 26, 2001 | 03:08 PM
  #12  
OOH, and have a cross hangin from the mirror, and kiss after you rev ur engine....make him think YOU'RE scared to drive the car.
Feb 26, 2001 | 05:16 PM
  #13  
Ok, put the big hood scoop on it too, and the little thing that squirt nitrous from the hood. And I hate to say it, but we all know how intimidating them damn vtech stickers are....put 15 of them on your back glass. j/k about that one.
Feb 26, 2001 | 07:22 PM
  #14  
While your at it put a fake blower on the hood too that does noghtin jsut a scoop that makes it look like you have one. oh and put a dancing hawaiian girl on your dash
Feb 26, 2001 | 07:26 PM
  #15  
That's the scoop i was talkin about.
Feb 26, 2001 | 11:22 PM
  #16  
And as that '67 mustang hot rod pulls up next to you with its blown 351, idling sloppy as hell, and shakes your car apart with one ground shaking rev, you'll be stuck thinking what kinda fool you're about to make of yourself. *squish* (sorry, but I think it'd be funnier to see a real muscle car do that.. last I checked there's a name for all of this.. oh, what was it.. rice?) 'course I'm probably not one to talk with my huge silver racing stripes and 35hp driving lights =P

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'86 Camaro SC, black /w silver racing stripes
2.8l MPFI/700r4 /w special 2nd gear delete option
In search of new v8 engine & transmission, now contemplating t5 swap to get me out of this mess.
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[This message has been edited by TechSmurf (edited February 26, 2001).]
Feb 26, 2001 | 11:29 PM
  #17  
TechSmurf it was ment to be funny and not to be taken seriousely
Feb 26, 2001 | 11:36 PM
  #18  
damn, couple of them 35hp driving lights, and we'd be set to go against that muscle car.
Feb 26, 2001 | 11:52 PM
  #19  
LOL, FAST RS, don't tell me you're gonna be part of the next generation of Rampart?! LOL

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Stock 2.8 MPFI auto w/ Flowmaster 40, More to come......
New Pioneer Head Unit
2x 10" Pioneer subs powered by 300 Watt Jensen amp
2- 6x9" Pioneer (rear)
More to come..... (hey, i dont got a job yet)
Feb 27, 2001 | 01:01 AM
  #20  
Hey why not lol na better off id be a CHP officer get me in them high speed pursuits with a camaro interceptor hehe =) NO dont go over 100 Hey sarge **** YOU im gonna see what this camaro can do hey sarge it goes 200 MPH LoL thatd be Bad AzS
Feb 27, 2001 | 01:10 AM
  #21  
fast Rs, once i deciphered your last post, i started busting up...LOL.. haha, F-U sarge!!!!

oh yeah, and DON'T join rampart division....i don't need you arresting me and planting crack in my pockets.

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Dan
1990 3.1L RS
80 Series Flowmaster
It's fast(er than a 3 cyl metro)

[This message has been edited by CaliCamaroRS (edited February 27, 2001).]
Feb 27, 2001 | 01:13 AM
  #22  
I never use proper grammer on the net lol i dono why you should see what happens when i do a report and end up typeing how i do on here lol.. I say in may all of us People form Southern Cali make our OWN V-6 Group at cruisers
Feb 27, 2001 | 11:45 AM
  #23  
But still what car should i get lol i need input
Feb 27, 2001 | 08:39 PM
  #24  
Oh ****, get a monkie to drive while you give him a blow job! That will freak people out!
Feb 27, 2001 | 10:18 PM
  #25  
cruisers eh? ain't that the place on tampa? i'd be in once i get my license

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Stock 2.8 MPFI auto w/ Flowmaster 40, More to come......
New Pioneer Head Unit
2x 10" Pioneer subs powered by 300 Watt Jensen amp
2- 6x9" Pioneer (rear)
More to come..... (hey, i dont got a job yet)
Feb 27, 2001 | 11:34 PM
  #26  
Yupp. We can call it SoCal V6 or asomethin i dono
Feb 27, 2001 | 11:59 PM
  #27  
maybe it wouldn't be rampart after all, it would probably be another clinton scandal?

maybe the name should be: "V6, the other F-Body engine"
Feb 28, 2001 | 12:13 AM
  #28  
Or maybe..."Why buy a V6 when you can buy a V8?" I LIKE IT!!! HAHAHAHHA! Sorry, its 1:14a.m. and I still got home work. Im about to fall asleep on my desk.
Feb 28, 2001 | 11:48 PM
  #29  
Monkie, this better not be another V6 Bashing

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Stock 2.8 MPFI auto w/ Flowmaster 40, More to come......
New Pioneer Head Unit
2x 10" Pioneer subs powered by 300 Watt Jensen amp
2- 6x9" Pioneer (rear)
More to come..... (hey, i dont got a job yet)
Mar 2, 2001 | 01:32 PM
  #30  
yeah no kiddin,especially when his car is a v6.
Mar 2, 2001 | 01:53 PM
  #31  
I think monkie is going to go RICE please say it aint so
Mar 2, 2001 | 05:52 PM
  #32  
nope buddy its sure isn't true. Cause I just bought my new car. Its a 1997 red Z28 with T-tops! Soooo damn fast. I got to go pick it up monday. Its like brand new! Nothing is wrong with it 48k miles and everything looks new. Leather seats, the whole damn works! Im so wiggin out now. I cant wait. No rice for this boy !
Mar 4, 2001 | 09:29 PM
  #33  
So will somoene please anwser my car question and help me decide what to do
Mar 4, 2001 | 09:54 PM
  #34  
After you put on the Helmet, roll down a window net, that'll have them $hitting teir pants.

-Reno

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Mar 4, 2001 | 09:56 PM
  #35  
oh if you really wana scare the hell out of them spra NOS in your car right before you race quicker reaction time for you lol.
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