gotta be different and creepy...

 

Don't like it from the other angle either.. Sorry...

 

after I finish painting it will be really cool.
Sold the ugly factory spoiler that everybody in
the world has..

 

umm the Factory spoiler looks very nice to me

as for what you have done i do not like that at all ...........

 

Can't say I like it either. At least add some symmetry or something.

 

well thats 2 for no good
heh
I can respect that...
Figured most people wouldnt like it but Im not
finished yet its only dry run..

Car is always calling me
saying make me mean and nasty..seems
I couldnt refuse it..

 

If your car wants to be mean and nasty, it'll like you alot better if you keep it mean and nasty under the hood, not by making the front spoiler look like Jaws bit it off.

 

Its nasty enough under the hood for everday
driver on the street.

Now its gonna be a little nasty up front no biggie
just havin some fun with the car
dont mean to offend anyone

 

Even though its only 260 hp but 350 torque
I have removed 200 lbs of dead weight,
already and I havent even gotten to the rotating parts yet.
Stripped this lady down to her bikini red I will..
Hopefully one day I can bolt on some aluminum heads
that breath better that would be very nice upgrade

 

you would be hard pressed to design something that looked worse, i would cry every time i looked at my car if i saw that

 

that is just flat out hideous

stupid if it's for real

even worse if it's supposed to be some sort of a joke.

Grow a ******, throw some beer cans around the interior and don't forget to buy some louvers for your hatch.

 

how much of that was your brain? I always wondered how much it weighs.

start with the wheels, they weigh a ton!!! just take them off, put it on blocks and call it a day, eventually it will rust apart on its own and all traces of that fugly creation will be gone.
at least that way you'll do less damage to the 3rdgen reputation

 

that's Michael Jackson different, definitely not a good thing.

 

Ill post some more pics
as soon as my camera is ready

If you think I ruined this car
wait till its finished.. heh

I run it everyday everwhere
looking for something to eat...
especially now with my new teeth up front.

 

only way to make that car worse would be to paint jackson's face on the front of it..

 

You mean its going to get worse? Paint them white, outline them with red paint... no matter what you do, that will NEVER look anything even close to good.

Of course, it's your car.

 

What IS that stuff made of? It looks VERY thin and kinda flimsy?

As far as looks .....well, that's each persons opinion I suppose

 

are those things made out of carboard? paper? wtf is that...?

 

heres another pic

go ahead rank on it

I did get some compliments last night
from some teenagers, the old fogies dont like it..
who cares

 

Your not serious anymore are you

 

Say No to Drugs.

 

Only one problem from compliments from teens.. they will compliment you.. just to get you away, or make you feel special that way they can laugh that much harder at you behind your back.. lol.. teens are good that way. If they really liked it that would ask you how you did it so they could do it themselves

 

good point

thats why I made a few more already
for those that paid me a mere sum of 20 dollars
to fab some up

 

Can I have one so i can play a prank on 3rd gen non enthusiast and steal their front spoiler while replacing it with that.

 

"mere sum of $20"

I believe we may have a rocket scientist on our hands!

 

Its an easy thing to fab up
You dont like teeth, put whatever you want.
Only 3.50 dollars for the aluminum flashing
and ofcourse spray paint of your choice
u can use your existing hardware from the spoiler.

goodluck

 

Im set, it was a joke

 

some one paid you to do make more of those? *** i hope not for a camaros or firefird... would be interesting on an import.. for another reason to point and laugh at some of them.


But then, everyone has thier own tastes and to each thier own.

 

*** bless your soul.

 

You need to be shot.

 

Typical reaction of the masses

Love all the attention... boneheads

 

That's gonna look real awkward when most of the teeth break off from hitting dips and driveways.

 

That's because the masses are obviously smarter than you, dip****. Grow some ****ing sense.

 

If teeth were cool, GM would have put them on at the factory.

 

I trimmed em down, besides its just
lightweight aluminum flashing if anything
it will bend...

man it was just for fun..

holy chit..hehe

 

why would I want to be a sensible bonehead
who reacts like I stepped on his dick?

 

"The Cars That Ate ThirdGen.Org !!!"

 

i'm having real trouble identifying them as teeth, looks more like a frilly skirt to me :shrug:

 

before I painted it someone pointed out
that it looked like a beard which after further
study I must admit the poster was correct..
hehe

but he was cool about it.. said if the guy wants
some stubble on his car its all good...lmao


anyway your reply" frilly skirts "makes me wonder
what kind of girls you may be dating?

 

Problem Solved!!!

 

Uh.. Like every girl I know I can remember in a skirt with frills of fome kind on the bottom...

Just saying.

 

I think that you should throw a big intercooler in the front of the radiator and paint teeth on that.

 

now take the bad spray painted stripes off of it and then it'll look even better....

 

I dont care what angle its from, its ugly from any angle....

 

The only saving grace for this thread (threads) is that this whole thing is a joke and a parody on stupid modifications.

 

ya know i think you should redo it with some plywood....the additional weight will give you better handling at high speeds...and take a chunk of beef and attach it to the front...along with one of those bloody arm haloween props....yeh...then itd work

 

DIt would be good to have at the jobsite.When ever you need to cut wood the car has a built in saw