I found this on another forum.
I made a few changes for the Camaro Guys here!
If this doesn't belong here , you can move it to the correct location. Thank You and Enjoy!

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the shop,
Not a creature was stirring, all the work just had stopped.
The tools were all hung on the peg board with care.
In hopes that Santa soon would be there.
The cars were all parked safely covered in the garage.
My Camaro, My Pickup, and even my Hemi Dodge.
My wife in her robe and I in my Batman P.J.'s,
Had just settled down after shopping for days.
When out on the driveway there arose such a clatter!
It sounded to me just like pressure plate chatter.
On to the driveway I flew like the” Flash”.
I tripped over the dog and landed in the trash.
When there in the driveway beneath the Moon and the Stars,
Sat a Camaro with chrome ladder bars.
As I walked up closer to get a better view,
I noticed a Blown Big Block and Drag Radials too!
There behind the wheel sat a driver so tuff,
With Tattoos, an earring, and beard oh so ruff.
Dressed in Black leather he looked like a Bruiser.
I knew right away he must be the” Bad *** Cruiser".
"I pulled second, I pulled third, then I heard a big Bang,
Things started to smoke, things started to clang!"
"I spotted your big garage with hopes of repair",
His back seat was full of presents but I tried not to stare.
"If you can fix my Muncie and make it shift right,
I will give you these gifts for ruining your night"!
We opened the door and pushed the Maro in,
Before I got underneath, he gave me a wink and a grin.
The headers were hot, the Drag Radials were sticky,
That blow-proof bell housing would make the job tricky.
I turned on my droplight and gave it a look,
The big 3 inch exhaust was making me cook.
When there to my surprise what did I see?
The four tranny bolts had wiggled themselves free.
I grabbed my trusty torque wrench and started to turn,
As I tightened the last one I could smell my sleeves burn.
He slid behind the wheel and fired up that old mill,
As I directed him out listening to it idle, it gave me a chill.
A Blown Big Block with two Holley carbs up top,
Vette Rally rims and a 2 inch suspension drop.
He eased it out to the street and set the line lock,
I knew this would not be quiet, probably wake the whole block!
He revved it to 6 grand and let the clutch pop,
As the rubber and smoke poured from the tires I spotted a cop!
He released the line lock and let that Maro loose,
This baby was ALL MOTOR with no signs of Juice!
He fishtailed sideways, grabbed Third with plenty of guts.
With Police in chase he screamed out,

"MAKE SURE YOU USE LOCKTITE SO YOU DON'T LOOSE YOUR NUTS!"

 

That's "cool"
Rule #1 - Never use the word "cute" on a car message board.LOL

 

CYARS92,
Thanks for the advice. I tried to edit the word "cute" and change it to "Cool" but I coudn't do it. Maybe a mod can do it for me. Lol
Merry Christmas!