I will start us off: "you couldnt beat me if I pushed you with my car"

 

"man thats a cool car, if I had one like that I would make it fast...."

 

"you couldnt go 12 seconds in a quarter mile if we pushed your car out of a C-130 at 10,000 feet..."

 

Tom only you know what a C-130 is

 

your not giving our members any credit xxx_roc. heres one, they say, "I'll run you off the bottle...". you say, " this is run what you brung, if you didnt bring enough, im not goanna; shut off my nitrous, disconnect a plug wire, put the air back in my rear tires, go put my radials back on, let my wife drive just so you can hadicap my car to death for a chance at beating me...". Oh dont forget one of my favorites (see bottom of my sig.) its for import guys specifically.

 

I love the one in your sig. It is so true ad would make the import guys want to cry!

 

You actually think that old heavy v-8 can keep up with me?

Then after you win, "You have more cylinders than me!"

 

that should be on the import racing excuse shirt, along with, "I dont want to blow my motor/clutch/tranny I 'm hoping NOPI will give me sposorship..." or "next week my other motor will be here from japan and I'll really whip you...."

 

i dont say much i just do the racing head shake or hand motion and its on.. or do nothing at all, and you just know your going to race..

 

How about two of the most common ones:

1) "Wait till I get my (Dad's/Uncle's/Mother's) car..."
2) "Wait till I get my (NOS/Turbo/Supercharger/New Engine)..."

Yeah...ok...but TODAY...with that car...YOU LOST. Face it. Admit. And plan for tomorrow, true enough, but don't start talking crap again. That's what got you in the shape that you're in. You were wrong once, you could be wrong again.

That's what you have to say to them.

 

this is fine example, a variation of this is "wait till I get my (insert 7 speed, 600 cid, hemi, rodeck, turbocharged, nitro injected, ZL1, superbird, corvette, stingray) from back home in (insert rediculously inbred state here)"

 

" hey you got the title to that peice of sh*t?"....or...." hey you wanna run em for titles...cause I thin my grandpa would like a piece of **** like that in his garage to sell for like 2 bucks!"....AARON

 

Cool cars man.


http://camaro85.homestead.com/page1.html

 

Is there an import racing excuse shirt? If there is, where do I get it?

Trying to get people to race for titles, in my experience, has *stopped* more races than anything. People usually back out when the stakes get high...

 

"It's the small skinny pedal on the RIGHT dumbass "

 

I race Imports with my 2.8L V6 Firebird because Breaking out my
T/A would just be a waste of gas , even if there were high stakes!!


Charlie Scarborough ontario.

85 2.8l V6 Firebird

84 305 Trans Am

 

hehe this is great.....

i try to keep my mouth shut and let the car do the business...

then i run my mouth after...but only to cocky r*cer kids.

my favorite by far is:

"hey, I f****d your mom.....whats up son"

 

I would have been your daddy but the dog beat me over the fence.

 

haha

 

Ok.