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Old Apr 22, 2003 | 04:30 PM
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Not Even Funny!!!!

well, last night i got off work and was on my home and at a stop light, some chick in a sunfire wanted to race my 87' virtually bone stock lg4 firebird.

at first i was a little hesitant, i mean, her sunfire was a brand new 2002.

but when she started to fly off on how fast her car was, i knew she was throwing me

so i figured it could be a race, i mean my car is VERY not that fast and she did have a sunfire.....

yea, it wanst funny how bad i beat her by, i mean it was like 5 car lengths at least!!!! my obvious guess was that it was a four cylinder, and i know that it was automatic.... but jeez, i thought i would be up against something in that sunfire, like nos or something!?!
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Old Apr 22, 2003 | 06:39 PM
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Was she cute? Always let the cute chick beat you even if you're driving a 10 second car...

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Old Apr 22, 2003 | 07:57 PM
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nic speaks the truth

but you need to beat them while burning rubber
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Old Apr 22, 2003 | 08:04 PM
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Yeah, so did you at least get her number??
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Old Apr 22, 2003 | 09:06 PM
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sweet, i woulda stayed right beside her tho
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Old Apr 22, 2003 | 09:29 PM
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Originally posted by Nic
Was she cute? Always let the cute chick beat you even if you're driving a 10 second car...

No doubt man, what were you thinkin?
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Old Apr 22, 2003 | 09:52 PM
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sweet, i woulda stayed right beside her tho
But I thought you were ga... ahhh nevermind
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Old Apr 22, 2003 | 10:29 PM
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Geeez Mark.

Originally posted by Mark A Shields
But I thought you were ga... ahhh nevermind
Mark, have you had a little drinky tonight? You bugger, trying to **** someone off. Unless, of course, his profile says hes from Frisco or somethin' , then I'd understand. LOL.
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Old Apr 22, 2003 | 10:55 PM
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All sunfires are 4 cylinders....


But LOL I wouldn't have hesitated at all... With my LG4 and a major oil leak and a broken unibody I took a brand new auto cavy by the 1-2 shift giving her a full length head start... I had 3 lengths by 70... then there was a good old domestic **** flyby around 80 MPH when I backed off.
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Old Apr 22, 2003 | 11:52 PM
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nice kill

what happened after the race
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Old Apr 23, 2003 | 12:15 AM
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Originally posted by Ace_Murdock
nic speaks the truth

but you need to beat them while burning rubber
theres a number of ways one could take that statement... :sillylol: :lala:
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Old Apr 23, 2003 | 01:44 AM
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Originally posted by Ace_Murdock
nic speaks the truth

but you need to beat them while burning rubber
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Old Apr 23, 2003 | 07:53 PM
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

she wasnt bad.... but no number, i have a girlfriend
i thought we would be neck and neck the whole time, i didnt know she was behind me until like 40 m.p.h. when i looked over, didnt see her there, then looked back and saw her all pissed off!

mark, are you trying to hit on me ????
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