i know this will get locked, but i just had to share it....

i am currently driving a 1994 gmc safari conversion van. (gmc astro) the thing weighs an ungodly amount. i was driving by a little honda hatchback. it was purple and had a fart can. i was like "what's up!" then i hit it, just to mess with him, expecting him to fly by, but he never did! the van beat the civic (or whatever) can't wait to get the camaro back on the road.