My buddy and I were doing our typical afterwork goofing ( https://www.thirdgen.org/techbb2/sho...hreadid=243786 ) .Today was on of the more interesting/funny times.

We hit the same light as last time.He was in the left lane,first car.I was in the right lane with hoopty Lincoln Towncar with hydrolics and 3 different xxxxx.com decals in the back window and 5 teenagers ahead of me. My buddy is actually about 1/2 a car lenth farther back than he shouldve been since we were smack talking each other.The Towncar guys keep looking over at him and behind at me.Of course I made the comment about how I had to "get around this brick" before I whooped him again so he may have a chance.I saw the teens talking to each other and checking me and my bud out.I smiled...I knew we were on!I put my RS into 2nd.

The light turns green..my buddys Spyder left the towncar sitting...I glance over my left shoulder...YES!! IM CLEAR!!!I start at a angle...I hear the Towncar trying its damnest, but no chance...long story short the towncar went down HARD!Like its a racecar anyway I wonder what the kids were thinking?:lala:

But theres more!!!!About a dozen miles down the road Im at another light,and guess whos behind me?The Towncar!!!He does his hydrolics and all I see is 5 heads bouncing around like bobbleheads or something!Im laughing my *** off.Now this light is a single lane left turn into 2 lane road (each way)that narrows to 1 lane within 1/8 mile.I have a dump truck full of rocks and 6 cars ahead of me.

The light changes...I wait for the traffic to start moving...I make the turn...I survey the situation..the dump trucks in the right lane...everyone else is in the left trying to pass it...hmmmm,I better hold back,the roads narrowing and I dont want to play chicken with a dump truck....wait!!!!!!...vrooooom! there goes the towncar past me and the car ahead of me,teens all laughing..he squeezes in...the roads narrowing!..he applies his breaks to avoid the dumptruck!!! I received a flyby by a Towncar!!!!lmao!