Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light.
Up pulled a rumbling inline 4, and no cops in sight.
I will try, I will try, with this 5.7 liter motor.
To beat this damn turdgen, with it's vacuum-like blower.
As the light goes to green, and I pull like no joke,
The camaro erupts in a big cloud of smoke.
"Rev Smasher!, rev Twister!, rev Stroker!, rev Blitzin!."
I yelled to the names of my 4 VTEC Pistons.
Racing ahead, I'm the star of the action,
but I'm in deep ****, when that maro gets traction.
I grab second gear and the RPMs sing,
And my mirror is blocked by my shopping cart wing.
I now hear the roar of the big Eaton gaining,
All I can do is keep those 4 pistons straining.
In a second the shockwave hits with a blast,
his autometer stickers go flying, now a thing of the past.
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate.
Looking up at the head lights, as they get smaller,
i back off just to give him a holler.
"You can't win em all" i say in a fling
"and you may not win any, in that silly thing!"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
The next night we meet, once again on the road,
My new coffee-can exhaust, blows steam in the cold.
I revved up again,
But that damn camaro, kicked my .
The driver rolls down his window, at the end of the strip,
And yells "I just blew you away with my new 3 in dual sewer pipes!!"

only for u stu

 

That one is hard to follow, I have a hard time keeping up with who the narrator is. I mean I get it, but it's hard to follow. Since this will likely be closed anyway, this is about the only chance I'll have to post this.

The place where I dyno'd my car finally updated their list, I'm #18.

http://www.dynopro.com/mhhr_hondaacura-street.asp

Here are all the other lists:
http://www.dynopro.com/mhhr.asp

 

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Why'd you take your compliment away?

Anyway, is my name spelled "stew?" No. It's stuie doofus, get it right next time.

I'd post some awesome pictures of a thrid gen that I have on my computer in this thread, but my gallery is down, so it will have to remain off topic.

 

Well I still stand by the complement. Those are good #'s, alot of people would like to be at that level here. And personally the "sleeper" look is my favorite.
I just didn't want to add to the "off-topicness" of the thread.

 

2 of these things got locked before and have nothing to do with the board.

why post this???

 

dood this is teh 3rd one of these to get locked, ever think this one will get locked to/

 

0 for 3. Maybe you should try one more time.