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Feb 15, 2008 | 06:03 PM

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Who would win?

A Bat Outa Hell vs A Scalded Dog vs a Raped Ape?

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Feb 15, 2008 | 08:18 PM

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Re: Who would win?

A lock would win.

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Feb 15, 2008 | 09:31 PM

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Re: Who would win?

I like your humor, good post. Unfortunately it may not last long

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Feb 15, 2008 | 10:54 PM

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Re: Who would win?

I have to put my money on the raped ape. when the ape is raped look out your toast.

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Feb 15, 2008 | 11:14 PM

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Re: Who would win?

I would defiantly put my money on the Bat Outa Hell.

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Feb 15, 2008 | 11:17 PM

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Re: Who would win?

Come on guys, you know that scalded dog would take the lead.

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Feb 15, 2008 | 11:24 PM

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Re: Who would win?

no way, a raped ape is the fastest.

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Feb 15, 2008 | 11:32 PM

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Re: Who would win?

Blah blah blah. Just like Rock Paper Scissor. A bat can fly. A scalded dog is Viscous . A Raped Ape is just crazy. I would go for the dog. I know I wouldn't mess with a dog with rabies, let alone a scalded one

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Feb 15, 2008 | 11:35 PM

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Re: Who would win?

What color is the dog ?

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Feb 15, 2008 | 11:36 PM

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Re: Who would win?

lol, does it matter? Scalded Dog FTW

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Feb 15, 2008 | 11:42 PM

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Re: Who would win?

It's scalded, it dosen't have any hair, therefore no color.

We must be really bored!

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Feb 15, 2008 | 11:43 PM

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Re: Who would win?

No the bat out of hell can fly and take shortcuts.

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Feb 16, 2008 | 12:20 AM

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Re: Who would win?

What color is the ape?

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Feb 16, 2008 | 01:37 AM

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Re: Who would win?

The bat can't win. Ozzy bit its head off before it got to the finish line. The dog would have to stop & smell something or lick itself.... So that leaves the raped ape to win... One of the guys I off-road with has a Jeep named Grape Ape, So you could say purple... He built a mud racing truck last year & we tried to get him to call it Raped Ape, but he called it Purple Monkey instead... Oh, & that truck is fast... reinforcing that the ape wins.

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Feb 16, 2008 | 02:25 AM

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Re: Who would win?

I guess this is the surivival of the fastest...lol

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Feb 16, 2008 | 08:59 PM

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Re: Who would win?

Im just wondering who raped the ape.

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Feb 16, 2008 | 10:21 PM

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Re: Who would win?

Probley whoever scalded that dog.

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Feb 17, 2008 | 12:15 AM

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Re: Who would win?

I guess thats why the bat ran outa hell..

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Feb 18, 2008 | 11:40 PM

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Re: Who would win?

lol great post.

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Feb 19, 2008 | 06:46 AM

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Re: Who would win?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orr89RocZ

no way, a raped ape is the fastest.

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Feb 19, 2008 | 12:54 PM

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Re: Who would win?

The ape is heavy though like the caprice from the other post lol.

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Feb 19, 2008 | 06:02 PM

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Re: Who would win?

the dog especially if its a grey hound.

lol the lock is funny.

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Feb 22, 2008 | 10:21 PM

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Re: Who would win?

Are there any modifications done to the ape?

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Feb 22, 2008 | 10:53 PM

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Re: Who would win?

None other than the fact it was raped. I am still thinking the dog because it has more legs...

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Feb 23, 2008 | 12:18 AM

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Re: Who would win?

modifications

- The bat has carbon fiber wings & weight reduction
- The dogs has Awd
- The ape has a 150 shot of bananas....

so...........who knows......

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Feb 23, 2008 | 12:51 AM

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Re: Who would win?

Ok ok I change my vote.....

The scalded dog is running way too hot....
The ape is way too heavy.....

My vote is on the carbon fiber, weight reduced, short cutting, headless flying bat from hell.

I'm a little too scared of it now not to vote for it.

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Feb 23, 2008 | 10:12 AM

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Re: Who would win?

Quote:

Originally Posted by MidnightBlue07

- The ape has a 150 shot of bananas....

so...........who knows......

THE APE FTW!!! a 150 shot would kill the bat and the dog.

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