A Bat Outa Hell vs A Scalded Dog vs a Raped Ape?

A lock would win.

I like your humor, good post. Unfortunately it may not last long

I have to put my money on the raped ape. when the ape is raped look out your toast.

I would defiantly put my money on the Bat Outa Hell.

Come on guys, you know that scalded dog would take the lead.

no way, a raped ape is the fastest.

Blah blah blah. Just like Rock Paper Scissor. A bat can fly. A scalded dog is Viscous . A Raped Ape is just crazy. I would go for the dog. I know I wouldn't mess with a dog with rabies, let alone a scalded one

What color is the dog ?

lol, does it matter? Scalded Dog FTW

It's scalded, it dosen't have any hair, therefore no color.

We must be really bored!

No the bat out of hell can fly and take shortcuts.

What color is the ape?

The bat can't win. Ozzy bit its head off before it got to the finish line. The dog would have to stop & smell something or lick itself.... So that leaves the raped ape to win... One of the guys I off-road with has a Jeep named Grape Ape, So you could say purple... He built a mud racing truck last year & we tried to get him to call it Raped Ape, but he called it Purple Monkey instead... Oh, & that truck is fast... reinforcing that the ape wins.

I guess this is the surivival of the fastest...lol

Im just wondering who raped the ape.

Probley whoever scalded that dog.

I guess thats why the bat ran outa hell..

lol great post.

The ape is heavy though like the caprice from the other post lol.

the dog especially if its a grey hound. lol the lock is funny.

Are there any modifications done to the ape?

None other than the fact it was raped. I am still thinking the dog because it has more legs...

modifications

- The bat has carbon fiber wings & weight reduction
- The dogs has Awd
- The ape has a 150 shot of bananas....

so...........who knows......

Ok ok I change my vote.....

The scalded dog is running way too hot....
The ape is way too heavy.....

My vote is on the carbon fiber, weight reduced, short cutting, headless flying bat from hell.


I'm a little too scared of it now not to vote for it.

THE APE FTW!!! a 150 shot would kill the bat and the dog.