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Old Nov 22, 2001 | 02:18 AM
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Car: 85 Trans Am WS6
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funniest race of all

me and my friend are sitting on the side of the road talking. we both get in our cars, i'm in my lg4 camaro, he's in his mid 80's toyota corolla with i think a sohc 1.8 . he revs the engine at me, so i floor it, then he floors it. i'm on sand, so i'm spinning tires real bad, barely moving forward. he's on the road hooking up, winding the engine to hell. while i'm still spinning, i look over, and i'm pulling ahead of him. when we got to work we were laughing our ***** off.

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Old Nov 22, 2001 | 11:46 AM
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Old Nov 22, 2001 | 03:06 PM
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Car: '02 Rodeo
Engine: 3.2 V6 DOHC
Transmission: 5spd
Axle/Gears: 4.30 Dana 44 Rear 10 bolt front
i have another funny race story for you
a couple of years ago, my import loving
friend just got his first car (88 hyundai
excell, cleanest piece of ---- you ever seen)
1.5 slow *** 4banger 5spd
and one of my other friends got the most
ragged out tercel (87 w/ 160,000 miles 1.5
w/ at) well they decided to race
so we went to this industrial section where
there is a straight away. i drove the tercel,
b/c the owner was a ****ty driver.
after 3 runs, there were at least 20 people
outside from the near by factories laughing
their @sses off at these 2 10 minute 0-60
cars.
btw, which car do you think won?
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Old Nov 25, 2001 | 01:50 PM
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Car: 1985 Trans Am
Engine: 305(LG4)
Transmission: T-5
haha, thats mad funny.

who won? baah, i dunno, i guess ill go with the raggigly lookin one.



Peace,
-Curt
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Old Nov 25, 2001 | 03:19 PM
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Car: 1989 Iroc Z L98
toyota corollas are 1.6's, and mine is the slowest car i have ever driven. at least his is the 5 speed, mine is a 3 speed auto.
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Old Nov 26, 2001 | 09:34 PM
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Car: '02 Rodeo
Engine: 3.2 V6 DOHC
Transmission: 5spd
Axle/Gears: 4.30 Dana 44 Rear 10 bolt front
well the tercel won, barely
to even get it to go, i had to take off
like normal and then floor it b/c it
would slip in first from a start.
that auto was about hosed.
he then wrecked it shortly after, hitting a
light pole while trying to race (or should
i say catch) my old astro van.
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Old Nov 27, 2001 | 06:46 AM
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Car: 1986 IROC-Z
Engine: 5.0 TPI
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How's this for a race... my friend's older "boxy" Nissan Sentra against my old 85 Celebrity?
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Old Nov 27, 2001 | 06:59 AM
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How about this one. 500 horse 95 Z28 vs riced out civic with pure ******* riceboy driver. I'll let you figure out the results.
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Old Nov 27, 2001 | 12:09 PM
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Car: 1986 IROC-Z
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by mcconahay37:
How about this one. 500 horse 95 Z28 vs riced out civic with pure ******* riceboy driver. I'll let you figure out the results. </font>
Ah, I bet the civic would have won if his Altezzas had kicked in sooner!


*note: This post is purely sarcastic. Anyone that assumes I believe a civic could beat a 500 horse Camaro is a dumb @ss.


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Old Nov 27, 2001 | 01:32 PM
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Car: 1987 IROCZ-28
Engine: 305
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You think those are funny, I witnessed a race between my friend's 96 stang and an older Ford Pinto. Get this.. The pinto had a 351 8 banger!!! Somehow, the guy modified the firewall to fit it in and kicked the s*** out of my buddies mustang. The look on the my friend's face in the mustang was to die for


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Old Nov 27, 2001 | 01:55 PM
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Car: 87 gta
Engine: 5.7 ltr
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there is never enough said about a bad *** bowtie
as for me i like the red ones w/ white polkadots
just kidding
fix that sig man
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Old Nov 28, 2001 | 06:40 AM
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Car: 1986 IROC-Z
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I never saw it race or what it had in it, but I've actually seen a bright red Pinto with racing stripes.
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Old Nov 28, 2001 | 09:35 AM
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How about my griends 85 buick Le Sabre vs my other firends 2001 Kia Sophia? The Buick inched him out.
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