Supercharged84Z

LOLOLOLOLOL im still laughing and this happened last week. my friend said he wanted a camaro/firebird (thirdgen) for the longest time, then he got the fast and furious and watched it a few thousand times, and decided to go RICE! lololol. now hes sayin he wants to make a "hybrid" car with ***** looks and camaro "muscle" HAHAHAHAHAHA. one question, how can someone do that? go from rumbling header exaust to..um...pissed off weed whacker exhaust.:lala:
and my friend is also saying his car is gonna have american muscle like a muscle car HAHA. the only somewhat ***** muscle car ive seen was that honda CRX with huge hoosier drag slicks in the back and a methanol engine. his car is gonna suck sooooooo much, only because he doesnt know jack crap about cars. im just gonna wait till i can legally whoop his tush at the track, so i can hear his ***** excuse for why his honda "muscle" lost to my all american power.

Mark A Shields

Is it even possible to have a muscle car if it's riced out. It's not muscle then, it's just weak.

89transam

I dunno I was reading maxim today and saw a side picture of that supra in Fast and the furious, and i would say that it looks pretty sweet.


Nate

CarnageGTA

Well guys its possible to be stupid AND have real bad taste look at thes...

Supercharged84Z

lol:lala:

CarnageGTA

sorry dont know how 2 attach more files in 1 msgs.

CarnageGTA

and the back

NJ SPEEDER

if we call those guys rice we hafta call that car uncle ben
jeezzzuuussss f'ng christmas on a popsicle stick. is that guy color blind? dumb? deaf? retarded? eat paint chips as a child? grow up near power lines? head butt a lot of walls?
there has got to be an excuse for this. i hope that guys parents are ashamed! ....lol

later
tim

V6canvas

iTrader: (1)

Isn't the American equivilant to rice corn? (typical example being a riced neon/ cavalier) I never thought i'd see a trans am more over the top than the mid seventies screaming chicken. I guess there is always someone more stupid......

IROCZTWENTYGR8

iTrader: (1)

Dude, teach him. Let him know how it really is and he'll probably see whats what and buy the right car instead of that BS.

Inwo

Oh wow, I think that car is from Buffalo. There's a Trans Am running around here that looks JUST like that (without the sticker on the rear window) The kid (yes no suprise) that drives it wears an upside down visor and tailslides through stoplights. Sure it's neat to do but I seen him do this right in front of pedestrians and that's just plain dumb.

ATOMonkey

Rice + Muscle hmmmmm.....

Toyota Supra + Tundra V8 + large helping of *********

RX7 + 429 CJ (it's really all Ford rigt?)

Is there a Mazda V8? I can't think right now.

300ZX or 240SX with a V8 Silly Nissan doesn't make a V8

Supercharged84Z

:sillylol: :sillylol:
look at me do a front wheel burnout in my civic!!
:hail:

Bird_of_Prey

"jap crap" deemed respectable by me (and i have a small voice which nobody hears)
:hail: Toyota Supra turbo (86 1\2 to late 90's) (the jap crap GNX)
Mazda RX7 (86 and up)
Nissan 300Zx (84 and up)
Nissan 240 SX (hey, it's RWD at least.. 90 and up)

now.. as soon as the coffee can muffler goes on.. well.. they arn't respectable anymore..

i've seen people drop in 383's and 350's in RX7's..
hell.. there's a mazda Miata with a 350 TPI on this board somewhere.....

i was almost going to buy an 88 targa top supra turbo before i saw this maui blue t-toped formula.....
still don't know if i made the right choice..

Bird_of_Prey

oh, and that TA carnage posted dosn't look that bad.. except all the yellow paint... and the thing on top of the hood.. and the big TRANS AM in the window.. and the EVOLUTION smily in the back.. and what's up with those minature air scoop shelby mustang pillar wanna be?

craiger

THE THING ABOUT

craiger

AS I WAS SAYING, RICERS CAN B FAST.........BUT, IT TAKES A L O T OF CASH. IVE HAD 2 NICE RICERS ( 300z AND RX7 TT). They are fast stock, however, to modify them cost a LOT OF CASH! I do not know how to work on them. That is why i got my vette. Sold it because i wanted either a mustang or Z28 because i know how to work on them and modify them my self And they have a back seat so I can take more than one person in my car! I now have a 91 Z28, new engine with AFR heads aprox 450 hp fly wheel WITHOUT MY SUPERCHARGER! I have no idea what hp i am running at teh rear with the supercharger. MY point being is I have less into my Z28 than even the typical ricers have into their cars....and these ricers run 16's at best?? I just don't get it? Why pay all that money and still go slow? I have seen a few ricers at the track, one ran a 12.8, and the other ran a 9.?.....they both were not street legal? I guess it's just a fad ? My first car was a pinto adn i spent money on it :sillylol:

CarnageGTA

Oh ya thats right,

I hope its just a fad, cuz u know what i've started to see in sum import mags ( i like to read on the"enemy" just to not get my pants caught off at a red light

The next Fad/import to happen is........Drum Roll


Souping up MINI VANS !!!!!!!

I just as hell hope it wont happen, but then again how many times did we get cut off by one, or seen one driven like its a ...camaro/firebird....too often to my taste.

Supercharged84Z

lol......LOOK OUT FOR MY 15 SECOND DODGE CARAVAN ROLLIN ON 20's WITH THE SHOPPING CART WING!! lol:lala:

85transamtpi

Supercharged84Z,
Why dont you take your friend to the track so he can see how slow the imports are running. Im sure he'll see at least one civic, complete with 8" exhaust tip and full (unpainted) fiberglass body kit, running 16's. Last year I brought a few women to the track, who were immediatly attracted to all the rice. After they started running they began to ask me why they looked like they were standing still when staged up next to the other cars. All I had to say was "all show, no go"

Then again your friend might see a few supras, or rx7's pulling impressive numbers and fall in love with them. Everyone with a brain will respect those cars.

-peace

Supercharged84Z

yea....i hate it how all the girls get attracted to the rice....to them i guess they just "look pretty" lol. then you hafta pee all over a ***** in a race just to show the woman what a real car is....sheesh..chicks are so complicaed. and yes, im takin my friend to the track possibly this saturday to see his "rice" get crapped on by my friends 400+HP 79 Malibu sleeper...lol:lala:

Synapsis

My gf wants to put graphics on her 2001 Eclipse V6 because it'll look pretty. HELP!

She does think my car's pretty too, though. She especially likes the 350 with that Flowmaster exhaust sound. *That's* how I knew it was true love.

Does anyone else think 2000+ Eclipse GT exhaust tips are practically stock fartcans, just a little quieter?

Supercharged84Z

yea i think the japanese car makers realize that 99.9 percent of people who are buying their cars are eventually going to rice em out, so its um....pathetic. lol

Mark A Shields

Guess I got lucky, my GF loves Camaros and Firebirds. Especially the 2nd Gens.

85transamtpi

It all depends on the quality of woman...

Mark, well done.

SoCo80p

iTrader: (5)

2nd gens is what its all about

Supercharged84Z

yea :hail: congrats to mark. now today my friend told me about how hes gonna fix up his car...lol he says hes gettin a black 97 Eclipse with gold racing stripes offset to the left LOLOLOL with "nice" ground effcts, "medium" 1 1/2 foot high curved spoiler ,and a white underbody kit lol. he doesnt know what hes doing to his engine because he doesnt know anything about cars (if he did, he would be getting a camaro/firebird and we wouldnt be in his mess) IMO i think hes just gonna fill the shoes of a typical ***** and put a bunch of cheap bolt-ons to get him into the LOL 15's LOL. hes also saying that hes not gettin a camaro because you cant make them look "nice" (i.e. fart can, huge shopping cart spoiler (pushbars, thats all they really are), probably exhaust, and all that ***** crap) i laughed in his face for about 20 minutes until he told me to shut the f up. lol. then hes sayin "what if i beat you" then i just laughed some more, actually even harder than before. at least now i know if i want a good laugh ill just ask him about his car.:lala:

Synapsis

You don't "make" Camaros look nice, they look nice from the factory.