The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart


50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.


35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
Italian Cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
American water freezes
Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
Mt.St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

 

@ the leafs!

 

Gotta love the leafs line... I give this year's leafs less hope than last year's...

Actually in Cali, at that temp, they wear "winter coats"... heck I was walking around in a t-shirt all the time when I was there lol.

 

Buawahahaha thats great! Its funny how right now I am freezing outside but in the spring at this temp I will be boarding in a t-shirt...
greg
And btw the sens are gonna give you guys a whoopin in the playoffs... damn straight

 

I really don't like it that cold but if that's what it takes for the Leafs to win lets have er.

Ric

 

Owww....

Cujo come back! lol

 

Go Leafs Go!!


Joseph is a trader! And he sucks to! Glad to see him gone! LOL

J/K

 

You do mean "traitor" right? A "trader" is completely different. lol

Dammit, put down the bottle Belfour...

 

Both! Trade, triator. Same thing in Joseph's case. He still sucks in my eyes. And I am a big Toronto fan! Cujo's a joke!

 

Here in Calgary at -40c the Flames are gearing up for a good game of golf!!!!!!!!