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Hi, i'm new here and i have an 88 ponchac firebird formula. We call it the firbird becuz all the girls like to get in it and take rides. Problem is too slow, i raced some kid in a bmw 323 the other day and he beat me. THAT SUCKS

I want to get an MSD box and some fat tires becuz i spin too damn much weheels. I heard about some toprnadoe air fuul thing or somerthing taht gitz you mor air and better gas mileage bevcause it only works when it flows. Its cheap in jc whitney?

HELP i Waanr to race my friends mustand asnf he's jacked up likje amother andhas duel thrush mufflers and a cam!!!!

 

j*sus f*cking c*hrist.I hope to *** you dont speak like that.And i hope you were drunk when you typed that in.Heres a tip- dont just get bigger tires to help you form spinning,theyll just slow you down,just work on your launches.You are probably revving it to high and doing burnouts.Or youre just completely mashing the throttle down.You might try getting an aftermarket stall converter
too. If the tornado air crap youre talking about is the thing i see on infomercials all the time,dont get it.It aint worth the money.OOOH WOW!He has dual mufflers and a cam,big deal,you can do the same thing you know.

 

Weight reduction! That and suspension mods! Check the TBI forum, they have lots of good advice

 

When you were in grade school (assuming you're not still there) did you ride the big bus or the little bus?

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA the little bus....PURE GENIUS KEVIN...that one made my day. :sillylol:

 

tart cart

 

Its "tard" cart, and this thread is pure genius.