In my English class we are supposed to write a short poem about something we love and care for, so i choose to write about my bird, we have to read our poems out loud in class and this is what a found that i might use:

We wait patiently taking our time getting to the line. I go completely over her making sure that her every need is met. I get her warm, right at her optimum operating temperature. I ease her up to where it will all begin. Knowing that once we reach the starting point, that climax will be only seconds away. I make sure her rear is very wet before easing my foot down on her pedal. I press firmly with my other foot to hold her in place. She gets so hot that smoke starts erupting from around her. Hot rubber starts splattering all over her quarters. When I know she is completely hot and very ready and willing to go, I ease my foot ever so slowly off the brake. She climbs gradually foward to the starting point. I patiently wait til exactly the right second. When the time is right, I slam down hard on her and she lurches foward. She reacts immediately and her front comes almost off the ground. I keep putting it to her, she's taking all I can give her and responding to my desire. Her leather is soft and warm, her steering wheel giving me the feedback I need to keep her under control. Together we go at it, faster and faster. She reaches the finish, screaming, just tenths of a second before I do. I pull out as we slowly coast to a stop. I grab the time slip and see that she performed better this time and took me to speeds I'd never experienced before. I'm filled with elation, my heart starts slowing down. I stop and relax, reflecting on the thrilling moment I just lived through. I let her cool down just enough before urging her on to do it again.

Wonder if i should read this to the class or not, i might get lucky and score with the females in the class

 

Is this poem about sex or racing your camaro ? :sillylol:

 

hehe, i wrote a short story for english class back in Highschool. It wasnt specifically about my bird, but it was called the afair. had this guy confessing to having this affair, and trying to explain how he'd tell his wife, talks all aobut "nicole" and how her curves are so beautiful and smooth, how she never complains, and does exactly what he wants whenever he wants it. He then talks about how his wife shouldn't complain because nicole is just adding to them, and how all his friends have their own girls that they take out around town too. towards the end we explain again about his friends, and how brandon has his 70' cuda, john's driving his 69 Trans Am, and how Joey is carrying around in his 72 Chevelle, so why shouldn't Steven be able to have his 66' corvette? it was funny, teacher got a kick out of it and read it infront of the class. hehe.