Burned annoying ***** and camaro full of girls.
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Burned annoying ***** and camaro full of girls.
There was a street rod gathering near by so I decided to take the TA out to try to find some action, my friend was riding with me. On the way over I killed two ricers already (I'll spare the details). I'm driving on the freeway to the other side of town and I come up on what I think was a riced accord (i wasn't paying much attention). He moves over and I go around normal, no big deal or so I thought. I look in my mirror and here he comes. He started creeping up on me so I looked over at him then proceeded to walk his ***. I noticed he was following me, so I took my exit and headed for the two lane hoping to catch a light so I could educate him properly. He hangs back so after awhile I stopped paying attention. All of a sudden here he comes and he's got a hell of a head start too. I kicked it when he was at my rear fender (I was going about 40) he made it slightly ahead and I could see him driving the the typical retard, (laying down w/ his left hand up on the wheel). As soon as his front a few inches in front the LS1 went to work, I waved good bye to him out the window as he got smaller in my rear view. As I was turning off he did the typical flyby at like 80 mph
After we rolled back to the other side of town and caught a light behind a truck, but next to a nice black IROC vert. My friend looks over and informs me there are girls in it. Green light they gun it, so I followed them, once past the truck I pulled alongside and we both punched it. I put a few lengths on them and then got in front. At the next light the yelled for me to back up, so I did. They said nice car, and I said the same, adding that it was nice to see such hot girls in an F body. They said they were looking for something to do and they'd follow us someplace, so we went to the local hangout where we found out they were 16 I swear I don't know what is up with girls looking so mature nowadays. I'm 21 and I could have swore they were at least 18.
After we rolled back to the other side of town and caught a light behind a truck, but next to a nice black IROC vert. My friend looks over and informs me there are girls in it. Green light they gun it, so I followed them, once past the truck I pulled alongside and we both punched it. I put a few lengths on them and then got in front. At the next light the yelled for me to back up, so I did. They said nice car, and I said the same, adding that it was nice to see such hot girls in an F body. They said they were looking for something to do and they'd follow us someplace, so we went to the local hangout where we found out they were 16 I swear I don't know what is up with girls looking so mature nowadays. I'm 21 and I could have swore they were at least 18.
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haha nice kills man! To bad the girls weren't older you prob would have been in luck if they were. Its always fun to race girls, if they are pretty and its even better if they are in an F-body!
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Originally posted by 84CamroHO
haha nice kills man! To bad the girls weren't older you prob would have been in luck if they were. Its always fun to race girls, if they are pretty and its even better if they are in an F-body!
haha nice kills man! To bad the girls weren't older you prob would have been in luck if they were. Its always fun to race girls, if they are pretty and its even better if they are in an F-body!
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Originally posted by Brad91Rs
No doubt, when they told us they'd follow us I was like :lala: and then I found out they're age, and it turned into "WHY do you mock me lord? WHY" LOL
No doubt, when they told us they'd follow us I was like :lala: and then I found out they're age, and it turned into "WHY do you mock me lord? WHY" LOL
**** happens.
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Originally posted by CrazyHawaiian
LS1 ???? .....
LS1 ???? .....
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The thing to look at now at girls is, if they look older, they are young. If they look young, they are probably older. It works, I'm serious!
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if they say they are 18 and look 19, they are 15;
if they say they are 29 and look 30, they are 30;
if they say they are 30 and look 30, they are 40.
if they say they are 29 and look 30, they are 30;
if they say they are 30 and look 30, they are 40.
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Part of the problem is that young girls want to talk to older men. They think it's cool, even if the older guy is ugly.
I notice this all the time. I'm not the best looking guy, and weigh about 220lbs. Back in HS, I only weighed 180lbs. and I couldn't get a date to save my life. That was 10 yrs ago.
Now I can't go into a store and not have girls checking me out. My wife gets ticked off. She's the one that always notices.
And they say men are hard to understand????
BTW, I'm glad you got a nice kill in. Tonight I got took by a Hyundai Tiburon. He got me by about 1 car in a 800 ft. stretch.
I notice this all the time. I'm not the best looking guy, and weigh about 220lbs. Back in HS, I only weighed 180lbs. and I couldn't get a date to save my life. That was 10 yrs ago.
Now I can't go into a store and not have girls checking me out. My wife gets ticked off. She's the one that always notices.
And they say men are hard to understand????
BTW, I'm glad you got a nice kill in. Tonight I got took by a Hyundai Tiburon. He got me by about 1 car in a 800 ft. stretch.
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Originally posted by CamaroDriver
Part of the problem is that young girls want to talk to older men. They think it's cool, even if the older guy is ugly.
I notice this all the time. I'm not the best looking guy, and weigh about 220lbs. Back in HS, I only weighed 180lbs. and I couldn't get a date to save my life. That was 10 yrs ago.
Now I can't go into a store and not have girls checking me out. My wife gets ticked off. She's the one that always notices.
And they say men are hard to understand????
BTW, I'm glad you got a nice kill in. Tonight I got took by a Hyundai Tiburon. He got me by about 1 car in a 800 ft. stretch.
Part of the problem is that young girls want to talk to older men. They think it's cool, even if the older guy is ugly.
I notice this all the time. I'm not the best looking guy, and weigh about 220lbs. Back in HS, I only weighed 180lbs. and I couldn't get a date to save my life. That was 10 yrs ago.
Now I can't go into a store and not have girls checking me out. My wife gets ticked off. She's the one that always notices.
And they say men are hard to understand????
BTW, I'm glad you got a nice kill in. Tonight I got took by a Hyundai Tiburon. He got me by about 1 car in a 800 ft. stretch.
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Oh man high school girls are the best! You got lucky with that catch, at least they are old enough to drive. When you got to the spot and found out there age what did you do just leave? That would be terrible. I've been looking for a girl like that for a while now. The second best thing is a girl who's already got a man but is down to bang yams with you. Anyways the only thing R.Kelly did wrong was get caught. And since all my trollops left for college these last few weeks I'm bout to go to the town fair today and try to get a new gang of younguns. But back to the main topic, did you think you would lose any of those races in the Am?
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Hey, Pontiacz28, leave them young'ns alone. Dammit, get your hand off my leg. Stop looking at my dog. No! Control yourself! Rape!
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Originally posted by pontiacZ28
Anyways the only thing R.Kelly did wrong was get caught. And since all my trollops left for college these last few weeks I'm bout to go to the town fair today and try to get a new gang of younguns
Anyways the only thing R.Kelly did wrong was get caught. And since all my trollops left for college these last few weeks I'm bout to go to the town fair today and try to get a new gang of younguns
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What an evil, sick, twisted, perverted moron. You're what 40? Unmarried? Cracked? Do you own a hotel?
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Kane and Abel - why don't you shut your ****ing mouth. No one was talking to you. You wanna know how old I am? 19 you like that. It's not my fault you're tied down to some fat ugly baby maker that you have to watch **** just to bang yams. I'll always have teenage bitches so to any and all watch your daughters cuz I'll be creepin on a high school in your town. Oh yeah and don't think you're anything special I wouldn't touch you but your daughter, watch her back or *** I should say.
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Hahahaha
What a patetic little, skinny, retarded doofus. You're really baked and fried, you know. All your guesses merely speaks of your upbringing and loathesomeness. They were also totally erroneous. Child, you know nothing. And if you're trying to upset me, forget it. You are not worth my time. The only way you'll ever see a nude girl, woman...man...whatever...is to peep in the window. Seek help, naive.
What a patetic little, skinny, retarded doofus. You're really baked and fried, you know. All your guesses merely speaks of your upbringing and loathesomeness. They were also totally erroneous. Child, you know nothing. And if you're trying to upset me, forget it. You are not worth my time. The only way you'll ever see a nude girl, woman...man...whatever...is to peep in the window. Seek help, naive.
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Yeah - I guess you are younger then me. And with all those gay cars in your sig you must be a virgin:sillylol: You use such big words for a little man. Errr . . . Boy. Yeah that's what you are.
What kind of girls does an 18 year old virgin go after? I know you wouldn't get with a 16 year old would you? Liar shut the **** up, bitch. I bet that topaz with the 140 4 banger kicks *** huh?
What kind of girls does an 18 year old virgin go after? I know you wouldn't get with a 16 year old would you? Liar shut the **** up, bitch. I bet that topaz with the 140 4 banger kicks *** huh?
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LOL, LOL, LOL this is truely Hilarious, Happens alot when a guy tries to crack a joke not, knowing if he's going too far, give um a break, it was a joke.
Get over the bitchin' match and get back on topic...
That was funny about the Topaz though....lol
Get over the bitchin' match and get back on topic...
That was funny about the Topaz though....lol
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No, I am older than you. And a "Virgin" is a woman, by the way. Such as Mary. I use such large words because they are in my vocabulary. I'm not a child-watching buck-toothed retard such as yourself. Tell me, does it run in the family?
By the way, I'm not a small person by any stretch of the imagination. I weigh 270. And I have been in a number of fights and I'm never lost. I have had years of training. As far as my experience with women...I don't see where that is relevant. Everything that has happened has been legal and has happened between adults. My sex life isn't the one that is going to be in the news or AMW someday.
As far as my cars...well, you're pathetic, deluded little baked child mind establishing such unfounded, bizarre opinions does not faze me in the least. How can a car be homosexual, by the way? You sure do mention "gay" alot. Seems to be the first thing on your mind. Do your disrepectful treatment of young girls and sexual harrassment of women on a whole make you feel like a man, child? Who are you lying to, us or yourself?
Stick your thumb back in your mouth beside that silver spoon, pervert, if it helps you take this a little better. Continue your bad ways and you will be arrested of worse. I promise. You're a joke, weakling.
By the way, I'm not a small person by any stretch of the imagination. I weigh 270. And I have been in a number of fights and I'm never lost. I have had years of training. As far as my experience with women...I don't see where that is relevant. Everything that has happened has been legal and has happened between adults. My sex life isn't the one that is going to be in the news or AMW someday.
As far as my cars...well, you're pathetic, deluded little baked child mind establishing such unfounded, bizarre opinions does not faze me in the least. How can a car be homosexual, by the way? You sure do mention "gay" alot. Seems to be the first thing on your mind. Do your disrepectful treatment of young girls and sexual harrassment of women on a whole make you feel like a man, child? Who are you lying to, us or yourself?
Stick your thumb back in your mouth beside that silver spoon, pervert, if it helps you take this a little better. Continue your bad ways and you will be arrested of worse. I promise. You're a joke, weakling.
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How can a car be homosexual, by the way? You sure do mention "gay" alot. Seems to be the first thing on your mind. Do your disrepectful treatment of young girls and sexual harrassment of women on a whole make you feel like a man, child? Who are you lying to, us or yourself?
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This is totally against all principles in accord with this site. Unbelievable guys.
PS pontiacz28 you don't use the dancing cloud to convey a hardcore "beat yo ***" message. You're supposed to through up the W.
PS pontiacz28 you don't use the dancing cloud to convey a hardcore "beat yo ***" message. You're supposed to through up the W.
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