Saturday, Mufukin moms all in da hospital with some heart problems. Moms say she cool, so I'm like cool.
Sunday fukin mornin, I'm gettin up early to go play the piano at church, see my fukin Camry broken into. My stereo is my fukin pride & joy. Because of how I put them in, the theives couldn't get the radio & amp out... but they got my ipod & sub... fukin $900 total cost.
Fukit... I'm goin to church.

Mufukin Monday & ****. Do a favor & pick my girlfriend up from the bus station. Bus come in earlier than expected. Hungry as *** but don't wanna leave her by herself on the city block with bags. Don't even get a chance to eat, but then I gotta deal with all dis fukin yappin like I ain't make some type of sacrifice to make somebody her comfortable.
Fukit


I go to the movies & **** to get my mind off ****... Justin Timberlake can act. Good ****... I'm feelin better & **** now... life could be worse, right? I'm being optimistic. Then.... my moms husband calls & says come up to the hospital. Moms jokin around on the phone asking me to bring her some mc donalds... hospital food some ****. So my mind on this hospital **** right....
then boom. This some guy that was tryin to fly past me like he's driving the batmobile, we collide. This is the same car that got broken into the day before. So even tho the guy was goin 147mph... because he didn't switch lanes.. I'm in fault... so I gotta $500 deductible. $900+$500 = $1,400 in the hole. Right wheel fuked up joe. Can't really turn good.... fukit... I got my Camaro in the garage at home I'm good. Let me go to the hospital. Get there, she like, she tried to call me to tell me her husband already got her some mc donalds.
Fukit.

Because of the car accident. I get there with only 15mins. of visitation left. So I just lay in the bed with her for 15 minutes.
Take my wobbly *** no sub woofer with a bent rim car home. 3 hubcaps & ****. I just ride with no radio on. Silence.

To-mu-fukin-day. Moms calls just to say "HI" from the hospital & ****. Cool... new day... could be worse.
Go in my garage. I notice my extra sub is missing. Figure my cousin just took it from me & I didn't notice. It's okay bescause he know I didn't want it anyway since it was replaced with my newly stolen $500 JL sub.
Get in my Camaro. Turn on the car. Look down... my mufukin $800 radio is fukin stolen. Tha *** joe. Dis the fukin Martin Luther King weekend joe. Just wires everywhere. I spent 2 august days rewiring that car for that stereo I put in. fukin gone. 2 fukin cars broken into. That was a $800 radio.
$1,400 + $800 = $2,200 in the fukin hole bitch. With my moms off the unexpected heart problems joe *** YOU BITCH.

Camry & Camaro...

 

Wow...

Please ban this fool.

 

 

 

Wow, got through the first paragraph and stopped. Grammar, ever learn it? Also agree with -

 

WTF!

Sorry to hear about your bad weekend, but...wow......

 

wow....nice spelling...and grammar.....and excessive swearing...sorry to hear ya had a bad weekend, but....no one really cares, so unless your willing to post something thats actaully part of the english language..keep it to yourself please

 

Alright... back to the kick panels & rear well enclosures.

 

what?

 

Wow I hope that was just in celebration of Martin Luther King day.
Just wasted like 3 minutes of my life on that. I want it back.

 

anyone?

 

 

I just wanna know who this kid is. He is making my home town look really bad.