Im sure you found atleast one rap song that you've liked in youre past. Im strickly Death Row Records ( 2Pac, Dr. Dre, Snoop, D.O.C., Kurupt, Da Dogg Pound, Nate Dogg, Tha Outlaw Immortals, and Danny Boy). But I do listen to Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, Ozzy Ozborn, and occasionaly, Flock of Seagulls.

 

You are not likely to find many 50 yr olds that will like even one rap song. I liken it to scratchen finger nails on a chalk board. But many don't like my choice of bands - Ozzy, Rush, Led, Stevie Ray Vaghn, a whole lotta love for rock and roll blues, Better than Ezra, Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Firm, Bad Company, etc, etc. and I like them loud with some bass bumpin.

I found a rap song I like = David Allen Coes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY1qIQb5cmE,

 

Don't build it if you can't drive the hell out of it. HATE TRAILOR QUEENS!!!!!!

 

hahaha. It's funny that some guys put so much money to restore thier rides only to put it on a trailer and drive 10 miles to a car show. It's a car!!!!!! Drive it!!!!!

 

1. Sing on my dash "I SMOKE - So F+!*#*g Deal with it".
1a. It's my only bad habit
1b. Only when windows are down.
2. I drive = sit down, shut up, hang on.
3. Do NOT slam the Doors.

 

After reading all these, I have nothing to add...lol

 

1- NO SMOKING, NOT EVEN MY MOTHER!
2- I just replaced the headliner, you even so as much think about touching it I will murder you.
3-My radio, My station, My music! I give grace if they change it once, do it again and you walk.
4-If I am giving you a ride and someone starts talking to me about my car, you stay out of the conversation and don't tell him what my car has under the hood...
5-If you do get a ride, you pay the gas, no pets, no dirty stuff, no messy food. (If you eat chips you are wiping your hands on your shirt! not my interior!)
6-Do not invite people to ride in my car, because I never even invited you in the first place!
7-No one drives but me! And my dad and brother...
8-I know there is no heat or a/c.. windows were made for a reason so stop bitchin!
9-If you ever solo on my dash I will solo your *** outside and leave you in the nearest ghetto!
10-I don't give a sh*t if my car isn't "Eco" friendly.. Global warming is bullsheet and big whoop, my grand kids will never see a polar-bear!

And when I repaint my doors, if you lean on them it will be the last thing you ever touch.

 

Some of you guys are a little ridiculous with all the rules lol. It's just a car guys... I only have two rules: No smoking and buckle up.

 

My new rules for my Trans Am

You can eat in my car but don't leave your food wrappers in my car and use a napkin to wipe your face or hands, don't play around with my power mirrors or roll my power windows up and down every two seconds, if you want A/C roll down the windows or ill be more than happy to take my T Tops off, No pets, No backseat drivers, No complaining about legroom in the backseat you choose to sit back there im 6'2 im not moving unless your a girl then I can make an exception, im more than happy to drive you around just don't draw negative attention to my car, I don't need my doors keyed, don't flick back and fourth my power locks for fun, you can solo on my dash just don't rock out so hard that you are going to cause me an accident or crack my dash, you can bring your friends if you wish more the merrier. I might let you drive if you drive her like a white man... I am an easy guy to drive with and get along with just don't **** me off to much.

 

Rules? hmm let me think.....

* No Smoking
* If you do not want to clean it up to my satisfaction, do not eat in the car.
* Ask to change the radio and/or music before you do.
* If you damage it, pay to fix it.
* The floor is for feet, no where else
* DO NOT NAVIGATE OR TELL ME HOW TO DRIVE!

Other than that, wait one more

* Intimate couples relationship moments ARE allowed
(don't worry about the mess or damage)

 

Developed most of these specifically for my girlfreind:

1. No doing make-up in the car. I don't want your flipping eye liner and whatever you put on you face embeded on my seat, door etc. etc

2. Don't touch the radio. I HATE pop, and that junk "gangsters" listen to.

3. Food is cool, as I partake in the occasion Burger King run. That is, unless you prove time and time again that you can't be trusted to not spill your crap everywhere.

4. If you touch the sunvisor, put it back when you're done (huge pet peave of mine)

5. No, you can't drive...EVER

That'll about cover it I think

 

This thread is to post rules and not degrade people or talk down on any form of music. "Gangster" music ain't even gangster. That term was givin to hip hop artist by the media. You don't hear anyone saying anything degrading about country or metal do you? Of course not. Keep the peace and keep the comments on a low low. Personally, Lesane Parish Crooks is my favorite artist and he ain't a "gangster".

 

First Post
1. No Smoking
2. No food/drinks (Unless water)
3. No touchy the Paint
4. If any time im driving with the T-tops off and you stick your head out i WILL pull over and you will walk the rest of the way.
5. Im the only driver (exception of dad)
6. Im the only one to touch the radio
7. Do NOT slam the door
8. No complaining about how fast/slow we are going.
9. Do not put your feet up anywhere in the vehicle.
10. No leaning anywhere against the car. (unless your a girl and naked)

 

Last time I checked, there is only one steering wheel - and I am the one who has hold of it!!

 

Dude, I, like most everyone who posted on this, was only joking. I'm not trying to degrade anyone or anything. Calm down...

 

Its all good man. I bet you have no idea who Lesane Parish Crooks is. Youll be shocked to find out.

 

Nope, I had no idea...Untill I googled him haha

 

1. No one under any circumstances drives her other than me or my wife...

2. Don't touch my radio!!!! Wife only exception to this rule... Why because she's my wife.

3. If you even think about lighting a cigarette near or in her I will break your fingers!

4. NO eating or drinking in my car capped bottles are ok " if its not up to your lips it had better be closed "

5. YES keep your hands and feet off the dash mine is also in very good shape...

6. last but not least also agree if u dont like my driving then get the hell out and find another ride!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get a lot of people ask hit it man, stop driving like a old man.. well im not old but im mature and know how to not get in a wreck and destroy my car.. yes when i feel it safe i will let her stretch her legs.....

 

Only Rules in a car should be:::: Get In, Sit Down, Shut Up, and Hold On For The Ride....

 

lol greg ya maybe yours lmao

 

mine are; no stupid behavior,no rap crap on the radio,all drinks must have lids,if you make a mess YOU clean it up,no dogs (they like to eat seats),damage my car and i will damage your head. no feet on anything but the floor. NO DOOR SLAMMING!!

 

#1) No fat chicks

#2) refer to rule #1

 

The other day I listened to Mtune. This morning, all rap crap.

1. Mr. Lil One
2. Mr. Shadow
3. Lil Rob
4. Youngstah
5. Brown Pride Riders
6. Mr. Knight Owl

Aka, Mexican rap crap from San Diego, CA.

 

My rules are simple, and mostly tuned to annoying relatives. Red Rocket Taxi, that's me some days

First and foremost, if you are not comfortable with my driving, do not ride with me. If you have to ride with me and are not comfortable with my driving, sit down, shut up, and hang on.

If you make a mess in my car, I will make you clean it.

Remember, the driver has a .38 snub.

I don't mind food in my car, I'd rather people not eat anything that can make a mess, if it's something like a slimjim, that's fine, otherwise, save it til we get where we're going.

If you leave trash in my car, you'll find it in your car.

If you rip off something hanging onto it, I'm going to likely rip off one of your body parts to compensate. An eye for an eye.

The car sits low, therein, it seems to go faster than it really is, don't nag me about going too fast.

The stereo is broken, deal with it. Enjoy the sound of six cylinders.

No rap, ever, absolutely ever. No country, ever, ever, ever.

No animals in my car, my car is ruined enough as it is. If you smell like an animal, you ain't getting a ride either.

No Death breath, do not try to talk to me in the car if your breath smells like something that would come out of the mouth of a mummy. Cars are too small for bad breath.

Do not mess with the stereo, it's broken, sometimes it doesn't turn on, sometimes it doesn't turn off, sometimes it decides to blast a random preset station that appears to be factory default. Often.. Country...

No not mess with the climate controls. Unless I give consent to do so.

I do not want your 's worth about my driving, I do not want to hear you backseat drive, or stomp a hole in my floor pan with your imaginary brake pedal foot. If people keep invisible braking my car they're going to knock my catalytic converter off.

Only I can slam anything on the car, noone else. I kind of have too, since my door has bad hinges and it's already eaten chunks of the body kit.

And of course, if you lean on my dashboard getting out of the car, or the car door, you will not ride in my car again. Use the outside of the windshield pillar to get out.

 

So I decided to be better natured about my rules
1: Please don't slam my doors, I know they are heavy but try your hardest to be gentle
2: A lidded drunk is fine by me as long as you don't leave the container in my car
3: Some foods are fine just don't rub your hands on my interior, napkins were invented for a reason
4: If the t tops are off don't go sticking your hands out of it or standing up and yelling
5: Seat belts are number 1
6: If you would like to listen to different music just ask me don't play with the stereo, I'm sure we can find a genre we both like I am not closed to one style of music
7: If your a girl and you want to put your feet up you can just take off your shoes then its fine, sorry guys no feet up in the car haha
8. I don't mind driving you around, but if it gets to be to much of a hassle I might make you walk.
9. If you just went to the beach with me or, I picked you up make sure you have something to put over my seats, I don't like wet seats that drives me crazy.
10. Honestly if you are going to smoke roll down the window, it really frustrates me when somebody smokes in a car when the windows are up since I don't smoke
11. I DO NOT DRIVE AND DRIVE and if you do drive my car NEITHER WILL YOU......

 

Some of these are just too good...

I have to add another:

If you're female, and you're carrying a purse or other bag, your damn purse rides in the BACK, behind YOUR seat. Not on my console armrest. Mother used to do that for years and it STILL gets me . Besides, I DO have to shift manually, you know, and that damn thing gets in the way.

Finally taken care of the nasty stain on the passenger's side footwell by getting replacement carpet. You're still not going to do or bring anything into my car that can or will stain the carpet or seats, even if you think it might not be noticeable (trust me, it will be, in most cases even if you don't think so).

 

Rules for my car are - If you don't want to be ripped apart, you better

1. Start
2. Run smooth
3. Make lots of power

 

1. no eating
2. no drinking
3. seatbelts
4. the driver can break all rules
5. only i can drive

 

1.) Only I can smoke in my car, you can, if I'm in really good mood, but if you burn the seat, I'll beat your ***, and when I get done, I'm taking your smokes and keeping them! Oh, no smoking in the back seat. Too many people don't have the intelligence to use the ashtray instead of trying to use the window and sendind red hot embers all over the back seat. Oh, and roll the window down. Don't hotbox my fricken car!

2.) Touch the radio, and you're out. And for petes's sake, do not sing!!!

3.) Food is okay, so are drinks, but pick your crap up. DO NOT THROW YOUR TRASH UNDER THE SEAT!!!

4.) Wipe your feet, before you get in, please!

5.) I drive how I want, you stay quiet.

6.) Learn not to talk nonstop. I hate it when (mostly women) have to talk, and talk, and talk. Some people like to enjoy the sound of our car, not your voice!

7.) Keep your hands of the paint. Nothing more annoying than your prints all over my freshly waxed car.

8.) No fat chicks

9.) DO NOT slam the door. This is the first Thirdgen I have owned where the doors don't rattle when you shut them!

10.) My car is 21 years old and has 95k on it. Don't ask me to take you very far!

 

my rules;

1. don't talk to me about my driving, I have an airbag, you do not. I might survive, you most likely will not.

2. DO NOT spill anything, I'll kill you.

3. Do NOT make fun of it, I'll kill you. Or leave you eating my dust.

4.DO NOT ask me to slow down, I always follow the speed limit most of the time. get your eyes checked.

5. DO NOT be distracting, as i said i have an airbag.

6. if you borrow my car, you gotta follow my rulz, and fill it with only the best quality gasoline.

7. if you borrow my car remember to shut off the god damn headlights when your done, that's what that noise is for!!!

 

My Rules.

1. The argument that my paint is not perfect will NOT convince me to let you lean or sit on my car.
2. I am aware my interior is not perfect, this too is NOT an argument for your "right" to eat or drink in my car.
Only me, my dad, and the previous owner (my neighbor) are allowed to drive my car!
3. Yes, my car has the original tape deck. I like it this way. Do NOT try to convince me I need subs, an amp, a CD player, or any other heavy, modern junk in my car.
4. I do not care that my 3rd gens are slower than newer or older generations, and no, I will not swap in an LS1 while my TBI 305 runs perfect...if something ever happens to my drive-train, THEN I'll take suggestions. (same goes for transmission..I want a 5 speed too, but my 700R4 works great)
5. I will not haul lumber, tile, drywall, or any other housing materials in my Firebird...find somebody with a truck! (you'd be surprised how often that comes up!)
6. No animals in the car, except if I find it cute and decide to take it home. (I've been known to bring home a stray cat or two).- The same rule applies to girls...so no, I will not help YOU pick up a chick.
7. Once again, NO bashing 3rd gens, if you don't care for thirdgens find another ride!
8. NO SMOKING!! The ashtray compartment is where my MP3 player resides, it is no longer for cig butts.
9. I drive the way I see fit for the current road conditions, I will not spin em', speed, pass anyone, or brake check based on the recommendation of the passenger, those things will happen when I want them too.
10. The red, stuffed Angry Bird is the cars mascot, not something you should throw around the car while I drive!
11. If you somehow scratch my car, YOU will be buffing it out. If you cannot buff I will teach you how...On YOUR car!

 

Also, another addition today for rules. IF YOU ****ING POKE MY SUB AND SAY ITS SOFT I WILL POKE YOUR EYE AND SAY ITS SOFT!

 

Just one: STAY OUT!!!

 

Here are mine. Might be a few you haven't heard before.



Rule numero uno. Any and All communication must be done in rimes.

Rule #2. Passengers must not fill the car with any sort of weaponized psychotropic hallucinogen

Rule #3. Ladies of no relation always get shotgun

Rule #4. NO FIRE WORKS between the Hours of 8am-8pm. (On week days)

Rule #5. No music except metal (No Slipknot or Avenged Sevenfold) and Classic rock (AC/DC, Black Sabbath, some Saxon, Some Van Halen, etc..)

Rule #6. No sideways caps.

Rule #6 1/2. Guys, Your pants must be able to remain above your waist without constantly falling down.

Rule #9. Do not correct my math.

Rule #10. If you tell me that I'm driving bad, I'll start powersliding around until you appreciate my raw skill.


Rule #10. DO NOT correct my math. Also don't correct me if I say something twice, and I'm just as excited about it the second time.

Rule #13. No making out in my back seat. That doesn't mean I can't, it just means you cant.

Rule #14. The topics Twilight, & Justin Beiber are banned unless talked about in a degrading tone, and in hushed whispers...

Rule #15. If you point out that your car is faster than mine, I will point out the airbrushed flaming Skeleton and Vampire skull on my hood.

Rule #16. When my car breaks down, remind me how awesome it still is too look at.

Rule #17. Don't complain that my transmission shifts to hard. It's supposed to be like that.

Rule #18. If I get pulled over, don't be thrown off by my Australian accent or the fact that I put on side burns.

Rule #19. Do not speak in another language. If you have something to say, speak the Kings English for lords sake.

Rule #20. Do not give me an air freshener or any other interior decoration for my birthday. If you think my car stinks or the interior needs some spicing up, feel free to keep it to yourself.

Rule #XX. No disobeying my rules, I can change/add on to them whenever I want. Remember:




Violators will be violated

 

current rules of the car: the car is in the process of getting prepped for body work

dont put your greasy hands on it

dont lean on it, its on jackstands

dont ask why i have a slow 3rd gen

i dont care how you would build it my car will look how i want it to however if i ask for input thats different

thats all till i start driving it

 

1. No tobacco(smoke or chew), alcohol or drugs in my car
2. No food/drinks (except me)
3. If you damage it, pay to fix it.
4. If you do get a ride, you pay the gas, no pets, no dirty stuff
5. No, you can't drive...EVER
6. Im the only one to touch the radio
7. Do NOT slam the door
8. Always close the door by hand..... Do not kick or bump door closed.
9. No complaining about how fast/slow we are going.
10. Do not put your feet up anywhere in the vehicle.
11. I know there is no heat or a/c.. windows and ttops were made for a reason so stop bitchin!
12. If you're female, and you're carrying a purse or other bag, your damn purse rides in the BACK, behind YOUR seat. Not on my console armrest
13. NO bashing 3rd gens, if you don't care for thirdgens find another ride!
14. No making out in my back seat. That doesn't mean I can't, it just means you cant.
15. Wipe your darn shoes before you get in(DO NOT KICK THE ROCKERS TO CLEAN YOUR SHOES!!!!!)
16. No complaining about my driving/speed
17. No screaming when Im racing somebody
18. Passangers are only allowed to yell at the hott girls, without bfs with them, safety of my car in mind
19. No babys and/or baby seats
20. Do not just let go of the seat belt and allow it to slam into random parts of the interior when you get out.
21. Never, under any circumstances mess with the T-Top release lever.
22. You do not invite your friends to ride in my car with you, or instead of you at any point, for any reason.
23. Do your best not to touch everything you see like a two year old.
24. Do not bring any nasty smells in my car
25. no uneeded movement in or out of the car and dont even think of throwing or placing anything at or on the car.
26. You throw up in my car you clean and pay for new carpet
27. You come running at my car in the dark i have an asp in my car for a reason

 

Let me guess Killer, your a LEO right? Haha When i was a teen my Brother was One year older then me and he had a 69 SS Chevelle and that was his rule too! Just brough back some memories! He died when he was 29. i had four Brothers and all were in to hot cars, can't even list them all. 67 GTO was the finest! Red Vert with white interior.
I love reading you guys rules, i really get a good laugh out of it! Funny as hell..hahaha

 

1) No smoking
2) No eating or drinking. At all.
3) Only driver is me
4) No dirty shoes or clothes
5) You mess up, you pay cleaning

You respect the car, and the driver will respect you. Very simple.

 

Yah guys. Don't Compair rap and hip hop to music. It's insulting to both sides.

 

This post was made 7 months ago. It's a lost thought. I barely even remember writing this post. So with that said, your a bit late with your reply to my post.

 

Quoting my own post. Looks like a moderator has edited my old post and has added the word "crap" two times after the word rap. Did I really strike a nerve for listening to rap?

 

Hahahaha! That is hilarious!

 

 

also your on probation, interesting

 

Probation for not listening. Here we have a case of trolling and I'm the victim.

 

Real simple rules.

1. Ladies only
2. If I take the car's top off, so must you.......
3. the less you are wearing, the faster i will drive.
4. the less you are wearing, the more i will let you do....

 

1.NO Food,Drinks,or Smoking
2.NO Chicks that weigh more than me
3.NO slamming doors
4.NO touching my car keys
5.NO sitting on hood, fender, or no sitting on body just sit on seats
6.NO leaning on the D@mn spoiler
7.NO body will drive my car, but me
8.NO loud cellphone calls
9.NO more than two people in car
10.NO "Lets Drift Around This Corner"
11.NO asking me to race every ***** BECAUSE MY CAR WILL WIN 100% OF THE TIME

 

I like this one's enthusiasm.

 

1. food is aloud, but you must dispose of garbage.
2. drinks must have a closed lid.
3. no dirt/ snow/ mud/ etc. on shoes aloud in the car.
4. no touching windows, dash, windshield, or radio.
5. no adjusting temprature or a/c.
6. you break it you pay for it.
7. no slamming doors.
8. only babes aloud.
9. annoy the driver you get dumped on the road.
10. only i may drive.
11. final, and most important! you insult my iroc, you get a kick in the bag, and dumped on the sidewalk.

 

I love this tread. It's toooo funny, and very entertaining! No one smokes in any of our cars, and my wife is a smoker. No one smokes in our house either, as that is what the front porch is for. We have eaten in our cars, as we are old and may not have much time left to enjoy our food. However we try to be careful not to make a mess. I have even hauled our pets to the vet in one of our thirdgen's, however I fold down the back seat and cover the area with an old quilt. Someone mentioned Babes, how about babies? Our grandchildren love to ride in the Thirdgen's. It is tough to put car seats in the back seats, but it can be done. As for the music, when the wife is present, it is Country. When I am by myself or with some of my freinds, it is 60's 70's and 80's Heavy Metal. So there is a difference in Rap and Hip-Hop???? I thought the two types of music overlapped... As for mud, I try not getting anywhere near that stuff. It makes a mess. Still the 86 has managed to win Class Winner for 82-87 stock Firebird four years in a row at the F Body Gathering. Hopefully the 82 will show for the first time in Spring 2013, so we must not be messing up either of the cars too badly.

Charles