Kinda, sorta, not really.

So I went to a party with a few girlfriends (Girls night out baby!) on Friday night. Drove my FB b/c I felt like stutting my ****... Haha.

Did you know that people can call the sheriff's dep't and get your ish towed for parking in front of their house?!?!?!

Well... That's what happened to me!!!!!!!!!!!!

I parked my car about half a mile away (there were quite a few ppl there) in front of a house. My friends and I got a bit too tipsy to drive home. So I call my BF and get him to pick me up. He does. Leave my car there for the night.

Come back at 2 pm the next day and guess ***** f'n what?! It's gone.

The first thing that came to my mind was my BF played a trick on me. (My cousin owns a towing company and I had him tow my BF's old mustang one time to a diff. house. He wasn't happy but I was laughing about it for a long time.)

I go knock on the door and this little ol' Mexican lady starts yelling at me about how she can't get her car out of the drive way b/c mine was blocking it and yada f'n yada. I'm thinking, "well, hell, you shouldn't be driving anyways. You're older than Jesus." Plus, I *know* my car wasn't blocking the driveway b/c I hate it when that happens to me. So I don't do it to other people!

She tells me she called the sheriff's dept b.c of that. I get pissed off and say YOU DID WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! And kinda slam my hands against the wall. I was NOT happy. I just paid for my power brake booster to get replaced at a whopping 350 dollas. That was a third of my paycheck!

So I go today to the sheriff's dept, and try and find my car. Do find it. It looked totally sad, lonely and dirty sitting in the lot all by it's little lonesome.

Cost me nearly 500 to get it out. Thank *** for parents.

I wonder if I could burrow my cousin's tow truck to tow that old lady's car... Whatta b!tch!

Anyways, just thought I'd share my story of misery...

 

thats why you dont drink :P


im surpised that the sherif department towed you, if you weren't infront of the driveway they should have just gave you a 'ticket'.. this shows why Kings county is better then Fresno county :P

BTW.. a guy i knew parked its POS infront of a friends house.. his mom couldnt get out of her drive way so she called the Lemoore Police deparment, they gave him a ticket, Thank *** he walked up as they started to call in the tow truck he got like a 150 dollar illegal parking ticket

 

key the bishes car.

 

How would you feel if your stupid fourth gen got keyed? Or even worse, after you get the pinkfairy painted???

People who do that deserve to be executed.

I don't know what amazes me more, the fact that you spent $350 to get ur booster replaced, or the fact that it was only a third of your paycheck Sugar mama?

I say eye for an eye and tow the bitches ****.

 

I agree w/ this statement more than any other iv'e ever read on TGO.

 

Brandon, supposedly I was taking up like 9 inches of the woman's driveway... But I say no, I wasn't. Due to the fact I don't drink and drive, I know I parked my car right. Dumb b!tch!!

As for the parking ticket, I have a tendencey to park in handicap stalls (I wish being blonde was recognized as a handicap!!), but I'm usually able to B.S. my way out of that ticket... I wish I had been there when they towed my ****.

Vinny, why be amazed? Ya' know, some ppl actually work for a living... And some even work hard!

Is 350 alot for a booster? I usually don't mind doing the work myself (hehe... or having my BF do it while I sit there and cheer him on.) But anything having to do w/ my brakes I take to my mechanic. He's my cousin. And eventually, I'll win the $$ back from him in poker.

And, I DO believe it's time to tow that b!tch's car... now if only I could remember where she lived....

 

ill put it this way, i replaced my Power break booster for not even 50 bucks.. hell i didnt even half to bleed my breaks

 

350 is wayyyy too much for a booster

 

Yea it is.. Hell i got a jyard booster (works like a charm ) for 50 bucks, then i spray painted the booster black.. i always hated that GOld color, then i put it in, 6 bolts, and a clip is all that there is to getting that thing out and back in

 

Only if I was a hot blonde with some DD's, I would never get a ticket hahaha

Next time you park in a Handicap stall and get caught just act "special" and start drooling uncontrollably and spazzing



I'd drive out to you, swap out your booster and "change your fluids" for $350

Some family discount, geez!

P.S. You (and the rest of the drunk women) can find the address of where your car was towed on the tow reciept.

 

Since I've cooled off amazingly enough, I've given up on it.

Besides, it's raining cats and dogs, I don't feel like going outside. Driving to school and walking to class in flip flops sucked some major *****.

My baby is parked in the garage, under a cover til Friday... Or atleast until it warms up!